Sex -

***Alcar*** · #**601** 01-13-2009, 01:50 PM

Is that based on your attraction to women as a straight male? As I imagine you'd be attracted to men if you were a woman.

You know, the whole heterosexual thing.

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #**602** 01-13-2009, 02:38 PM

He might be a female-attracted woman stuck in a man's body. That happens.

Anonyman! · #**603** 01-13-2009, 03:26 PM

And what a joyous occasion it is when that does occur. Like an eclipse or a shooting star.

Nemo · #**604** 01-13-2009, 03:32 PM

Four four and four.

Gotta love the things that are legal in the Netherlands.

Havoc · #**605** 01-13-2009, 08:32 PM

You'll have to be more precise, pretty much anything deemed illegal anywhere else is legal with us. Did you visit a hooker while stoned on weed?

Nemo · #**606** 01-14-2009, 01:17 AM

No no no, nothing like that.

Just certain videos which involve women and inhuman beings.

***Nate*** · #**607** 01-14-2009, 01:54 AM

Gardening equipment? Firewood? Antique typewriter?

Strike Witch · #**608** 01-14-2009, 02:07 AM

Garden Hose? Bookend? the good China?

Nemo · #**609** 01-14-2009, 05:25 AM

I shan't say it, but a hint I will give.

Beep beep, it's a god damn dog.

magic9mushroom · #**610** 01-14-2009, 06:37 AM

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He might be a female-attracted woman stuck in a man's body. That happens.

Indeed.

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And what a joyous occasion it is when that does occur. Like an eclipse or a shooting star.

No, not joyous.

Anonyman! · #**611** 01-14-2009, 12:43 PM

Magic, I'm confused as to what's going on, but if you're gay, be gay. If you're straight, be straight. If you're a lesbian, be a lesbian. It makes no sense, but ultimately, nothing involving relationships and sex really does. I even doubt people are definitely gay. I mean, I still can look at a woman and find her attractive, but I don't see myself dating her or even having sex with her.

Strike Witch · #**612** 01-14-2009, 01:36 PM

To be honest, I think he's just a straight guy with some fucked up fantasies.

Which is normal.

Also he's going through a phase

***Nate*** · #**613** 01-14-2009, 02:51 PM

Let's all be a little less demeaning to magic9mushroom, mmkay? Until you've psychically linked with his brain, you have no right to make determinations on what he is or isn't.

Leto · #**614** 01-14-2009, 06:07 PM

But we can certainly make assumptions because he's going through puberty and teendom.

Judgin' 'n shit.

magic9mushroom · #**615** 01-15-2009, 04:09 AM

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Magic, I'm confused as to what's going on, but if you're gay, be gay. If you're straight, be straight. If you're a lesbian, be a lesbian. It makes no sense, but ultimately, nothing involving relationships and sex really does. I even doubt people are definitely gay. I mean, I still can look at a woman and find her attractive, but I don't see myself dating her or even having sex with her.

Agreed. What I'm saying is that lesbian transsexuals have as many problems as straight transsexuals.

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To be honest, I think he's just a straight guy with some fucked up fantasies.

Which is normal.

Also he's going through a phase

Coming from a self-confessed pedophile

If you saw a photo of me, you'd realise that I'm anything but a straight guy.

Also, I get cuddly with guys. And occasionally kissy.

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But we can certainly make assumptions because he's going through puberty and teendom.

Judgin' 'n shit.

You can.

I can then point them out to be wrong.

Which they are.

Although, I can't exactly prove it to you.

Strike Witch · #**616** 01-15-2009, 12:11 PM

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Also, I get cuddly with guys. And occasionally kissy.

So then you're gay.

Leto · #**617** 01-15-2009, 12:28 PM

Yeah the kissy things a bit of a selling point.

Soon you'll be moving onto cock.

They all grow up so fast.

OANST · #**618** 01-15-2009, 01:42 PM

I think we can all agree that it's okay to nuzzle it before taking the suck plunge.

Anonyman! · #**619** 01-15-2009, 05:28 PM

Gag reflex.

magic9mushroom · #**620** 01-16-2009, 03:16 AM

*punches Ghost, Leto, OANST, and Anon in the face*

Not nice.

Grow up.

Strike Witch · #**621** 01-16-2009, 05:11 AM

OH YEAH

MOTHERFUCKING CROSS COUNTER BITCH

Nemo · #**622** 01-16-2009, 08:35 AM

4/5. Took longer than I expected because the video was god damned hilarious.

In the very middle of it, it broke out into a long montage of videos with a mix of "Girls just want to have fun" and some rap song in the background.

OANST · #**623** 01-16-2009, 09:25 AM

What are you talking about?

Anonyman! · #**624** 01-16-2009, 12:44 PM

Masturbation. Remember? The thread's original topic? Remember? I don't.

And Mushroom, we do it out of love.

OANST · #**625** 01-16-2009, 01:13 PM

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Masturbation. Remember? The thread's original topic? Remember? I don't.

And Mushroom, we do it out of love.

Oh. I actually did forget.

Wings of Fire · #**626** 01-16-2009, 01:38 PM

Actually the original intended topic was surely more about sex? It only changed to masturbation because most of the forum doesn't get any in the summer months.

OANST · #**627** 01-16-2009, 02:06 PM

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Actually the original intended topic was surely more about sex? It only changed to masturbation because most of the forum doesn't get any in the summer months.

And those of us who do don't regularly discuss it.

Wings of Fire · #**628** 01-16-2009, 02:18 PM

And that. Unless of course you're, like me, a total exhibitionist and your girlfriend doesn't really mind.

OANST · #**629** 01-16-2009, 02:19 PM

It occurs to me that you need a custom title. I'm sick of seeing 'Outlaw Cutter' under your name. Fix it.

On topic: The desire to be an exhibitionist and discuss it will probably decrease after you have had sex with the same person a few million times. It's still a great deal of fun but it isn't exactly news worthy any more.

Strike Witch · #**630** 01-16-2009, 02:38 PM

I vote 'Total Exhibitionist' as Wings Of Fire's custom title.