18 kids.

Leto · #2 12-19-2008, 05:08 PM

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Jim Bob Duggar said Michelle started having contractions Wednesday night.

With a name like that I finally understand.

mudling · #3 12-19-2008, 05:34 PM

Wow, and I thought the mother of seven kids was a stretch.

"The ultamite gift from God"
What about the other seventeen kids?
I just feel bad for all of the children, with attention problems and whatever, but at least they have there own community and such, I mean, I don't do that well family wise, so I wonder how it would be to have a huge family, but eighteen is a bit too far.

Anonyman! · #4 12-19-2008, 05:41 PM

She's probably Catholic.

Oddsville · #5 12-19-2008, 06:37 PM

Im surprised that the baby just didn't fall out while she was walking, or that she's still alive after 12!?

Daxter King · #6 12-19-2008, 08:15 PM

Having sex with that woman after that many births must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Feel sorry for the kids, alot probably get neglected, also Christmas must be shitty, only like one present or sharing presents.

***Nate*** · #7 12-19-2008, 09:05 PM

I went to school with a guy who was one of 17. Admittedly, they never actually had all 17 living in the one home, seeing as the oldest were married and popping out their own kids at the same time as the youngest were born.

They all turned out surprisingly normal, if a little biased against religion and swearing to only have one or two kids themselves. If anything, it taught the kids to be well behaved and responsible, because they all had to help out and take care of each other.

magic9mushroom · #8 12-19-2008, 09:12 PM

There are weirder people out there. Like a pervert I heard about who donated to like a bazillion sperm banks and has a thousand or so biological children.

Oddey · #9 12-19-2008, 11:25 PM

And I thought four was hard. This proves me wrong.

As I usually am.

Salamander · #10 12-20-2008, 01:42 AM

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There are weirder people out there. Like a pervert I heard about who donated to like a bazillion sperm banks and has a thousand or so biological children.

Yup, those people who are generous enough to donate their sperm so that an infertile couple may have children are pretty darn perverted!

Where's the sarcasm emote?

Anonyman! · #11 12-20-2008, 05:53 AM

It's a decent way to get some side income.

abe is now! · #12 12-20-2008, 11:38 AM

They have always fun...

Anonyman! · #13 12-20-2008, 01:29 PM

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They have always fun...

Yes. Yes they have.

Mac Sirloin · #14 12-20-2008, 07:20 PM

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I went to school with a guy who was one of 17. Admittedly, they never actually had all 17 living in the one home, seeing as the oldest were married and popping out their own kids at the same time as the youngest were born.

They all turned out surprisingly normal, if a little biased against religion and swearing to only have one or two kids themselves. If anything, it taught the kids to be well behaved and responsible, because they all had to help out and take care of each other.

On the flipside, however, there's this batshit insane clan in Trenton who live with an enormous garbage container out front. The kids often go into the neighboring Trailer park and creep. (Break in and steal while the occupants are home.)

Chances are, the guy you met had relatively competent parents.

magic9mushroom · #15 12-21-2008, 11:12 PM

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Yup, those people who are generous enough to donate their sperm so that an infertile couple may have children are pretty darn perverted!

Where's the sarcasm emote?

Donating to a sperm bank isn't perverted. Glorying in having more children than anyone else and calling it "winning at life" is. I forgot to mention that.

Strike Witch · #16 12-21-2008, 11:38 PM

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Donating to a sperm bank isn't perverted. Glorying in having more children than anyone else and calling it "winning at life" is. I forgot to mention that.

Well technically he DID, because his genes are gonna be fuckin' everywhere.

You're just jealous cuz you didn't think of that.

***Wil*** · #17 12-24-2008, 09:12 AM

That’s 18 more than I want. I think I can just about manage with zero. Or fewer.

***Nate*** · #18 12-24-2008, 02:54 PM

Would 'fewer' imply you homicidally reducing the number of children on the planet?

***Wil*** · #19 12-24-2008, 03:53 PM

No, I would accomplish it in a thoroughly unhomicidal manner.

magic9mushroom · #20 12-26-2008, 06:21 AM

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Well technically he DID, because his genes are gonna be fuckin' everywhere.

You're just jealous cuz you didn't think of that.

I'm 17. WTF?

Wings of Fire · #21 12-26-2008, 07:10 AM

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I'm 17. WTF?

Never too early to start.

OANST · #22 12-27-2008, 07:10 AM

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I'm 17. WTF?

I'd spawned one at 16. Get with the times. Irresponsibility is a hit.

abe is now! · #23 12-27-2008, 07:47 AM

They could use some preservatives... Anyway in Italy, one time, tha families were very numerous: they needed many persons who could work in the fields.

***Wil*** · #24 12-27-2008, 08:56 AM

That’s the case for most parts of the world at some time, and is still happening in many places.

abe is now! · #25 12-28-2008, 11:52 AM

Oh, shit!!! I have never left Italy