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[Pilot]

Aw man... I feel like a heel. I leave the forum for a week and missed Pete's birthday.

Well, happy belated one pal. Hope it was a good one!

[Rex Tirano]

Double Ended Dildo.

- Rexy

[Wil]

Rexy wins the interpretation.

[Rex Tirano]

I like winning.

- Rexy

[Leto]

I thought that was the only way to interpret it?

Oh you silly fags.

[Kimon]

GO BACK TO FRANCE FAGGOT

What I meant was happy birthday!

[Pilot]

Wait,

What?

Is that what he got for his berfday? I hope it was one of those nice pliable jelly ones. Though for a man a double ended dildo wouldn't have the same use as it would for a woman.... hmm, well I suppose you could get two guys back to back.

Well actually now that I think of it I suppose there's some creative potential there.... I hope I get one for my berfday so I can experiment too. I'm thinking of a couple of things right now I guess could work. Better with at least three people though. Yeah, hmm...

Interesting.

[Splat]

Pilot, you're thinking far too much about that.

[Mojo]

Wait,

What?

Is that what he got for his berfday? I hope it was one of those nice pliable jelly ones. Though for a man a double ended dildo wouldn't have the same use as it would for a woman.... hmm, well I suppose you could get two guys back to back.

Well actually now that I think of it I suppose there's some creative potential there.... I hope I get one for my berfday so I can experiment too. I'm thinking of a couple of things right now I guess could work. Better with at least three people though. Yeah, hmm...

Interesting.

...


Eww...

[Pilot]

Pilot, you're thinking far too much about that.

...


Eww...

Yes, yes..... thank you.

I do enjoy painting landscapes for people.

[Anonyman!]

Mojo, that reaction to anything is something I dream about everyday.