Why hallo thar.

[Wil]

Are you okay today Max? Or maybe it's me I don't know what OWME is.

OWME is Our Worst Member Ever.

Oh yeah, your closet is already mine. You'll have to move before I'll give it up.

You’re in my closet? O.K.
*bars the closet door and moves house, leaving the closet behind*

I've been called a vampire before, you should see my teeth. Seriously, one day I'll get around to posting a picture, I've got two perfectly placed fangs.

You’re such a fanggot.

[Pilot]

OWME is Our Worst Member Ever.

I know... I only got this as I was getting ready to go to sleep last night. Took me that long to figure it out. Shoot me.

You’re such a fanggot.

LOL, I really do have teeth that stick out though. Like I said, I'll prepare a picture. Love em or hate em I think they're cool.

You’re in my closet? O.K.
*bars the closet door and moves house, leaving the closet behind*

Don't make this harder than it has to be.... I'll get you in the end.

Err, I mean, in the end.... I will get you.

Yes, that's slightly better.

[OANST]

Are you okay today Max? Or maybe it's me I don't know what OWME is.

OWME= Our Worst Member Ever. He was referring to me.

[Pilot]

Ambiguity and mental haziness do not mix.

[OANST]

Hmm. I was a bit late on that one. Oh, well.

Look! Pretty men!

Diversion successful.

[Pilot]

Always a latecomer. No wonder you're creating a diversion.

.....don't make that face at me OWME.

[Wil]

I know... I only got this as I was getting ready to go to sleep last night. Took me that long to figure it out. Shoot me.

You think about us just before you go to sleep?