Are you a Virgin? -

***Nate*** · #31 08-22-2008, 11:35 PM

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Well, the usual places.
i.e. Arse or vagina

Mouth, hand or anywhere else (where else is there?) don't count.

In that case, no. But I object to 'intercourse' being considered the be-all and end-all of the sexual experience.

Though I will concede that if we're also going to take quality in to account... I'm not really rating so high there either.

T-nex · #32 08-23-2008, 01:01 AM

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Yeah, but where in someone else?

*rechecks own statement*...

...

You're right x_x

I meant to say that I'm more interested in the play, rather than actually having sex >_<

just_an_(ODD)alisque · #33 08-23-2008, 02:00 AM

No

I was 17

Zozo the Zrilufet · #34 08-23-2008, 02:00 AM

I'm a virgin because I'm soooo special

. And Catholic. And I wouldn't know where to loose it anyways.

***Nate*** · #35 08-23-2008, 02:57 AM

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Yeah, but where in someone else?

*rechecks own statement*...

Uh... I think you quoted the wrong post there.

Bullet Magnet · #36 08-23-2008, 04:15 AM

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What social condition!

You really want to know, don't you? Some people have suggested anthropophobia, my own mother and brother just yesterday made the serious and disturbing suggestion that I had some form of undiagnosed autism (which I found utterly ridiculous). My dad was closer on the mark last week when he said that I seemed to be "retreating into myself". I call it extreme shyness. It takes a herculean will on my part to initiate or maintain a conversation with all but my closest allies, and even then I have a tendency to wander off by myself.

Hobo · #37 08-23-2008, 04:47 AM

No.
16, just. It was BAD. To the tune of Iron Maiden and all

Don't worry girls, I got better. But then I haven't had sex for a year so I'm probably back to square one.

Jordan · #38 08-23-2008, 04:50 AM

What do YOU think?

Hobo · #39 08-23-2008, 04:53 AM

It's like your avatar said that

OANST · #40 08-23-2008, 05:07 AM

Yes. I am a virgin.

T-nex · #41 08-23-2008, 03:38 PM

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Uh... I think you quoted the wrong post there.

That's a TECHNICAL error I tell you!! >:-C

Kill me x_x

mudling · #42 08-24-2008, 12:35 AM

Yeah with what's been going on, I'm holding on to mine.
Then again, I am only 16.
I was going to be all I'm not touching you untill I actually know you but now I don't know anything any more.

Laser · #43 08-24-2008, 06:35 AM

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Yes. I am a virgin.

hmm...does that make your daughter the anti-christ?

Instead of a male angel making your wife pregnant, a female angel had sex with you and gave birth to your daughter and since angel sex doesn't count as sex anymore...you are still a virgin.

Thus your daughter being the opposite of jesus!

Oddsville · #44 08-24-2008, 07:34 AM

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hmm...does that make your daughter the anti-christ?...

Well of course! Didn't you see her putting those sticks down that drain in her picture!? Sticks man!!

Laser · #45 08-24-2008, 07:50 AM

Was it a stick...or an upside down cross?

<.<

>.>

***Wil*** · #46 08-24-2008, 08:16 AM

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Yes. I am a virgin.

hmm...does that make your daughter the anti-christ?

No. Just not OANST’s.

abe is now! · #47 08-24-2008, 10:06 AM

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I'm a virgin because I'm soooo special

. And Catholic. And I wouldn't know where to loose it anyways.

I'm single at moment. Come here.

***Alcar*** · #48 08-24-2008, 10:11 AM

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I'm single at moment. Come here.

Zozo is really a man, AIN.

Alcar...

abe is now! · #49 08-24-2008, 10:16 AM

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Zozo is really a man, AIN.

Alcar...

ooooh... what the fuck I thought? Shit, I still thought that he was a girl! Sorry guys, I didn't know it.

Bullet Magnet · #50 08-24-2008, 12:59 PM

Watch out... Beadle's About!

Hobo · #51 08-24-2008, 01:54 PM

This thread needed a poll...

So I added one

***Alcar*** · #52 08-24-2008, 03:18 PM

Since when do the forums have more virgins than loose people?

We've become complacent in our goal of forum-wide sluttery!

Alcar...

Wings of Fire · #53 08-24-2008, 03:49 PM

It's possible to be a slut and retain your virginity

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Kimon · #54 08-24-2008, 04:10 PM

Roadkill?

Quiche?

I HAD SEX WITH A WHOLE GIRL, and the first time was painful for reason that are gross and involving wounds.

Anonyman! · #55 08-24-2008, 04:20 PM

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Yes. I am a virgin.

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No. No details need be given, it was as awkward as it needed to be. But it was funny afterwards, because I just shut up and listened to my pretentious, hipster music with my mate. We each lit up our respective sticks of cannabis and just chilled. The old days... (O_O )

Facsimile · #56 08-24-2008, 05:16 PM

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Since when do the forums have more virgins than loose people?

I thought that's what forums were invented for, a place for virgins to talk about how sad our lives are.

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I HAD SEX WITH A WHOLE GIRL

Salamander · #57 08-24-2008, 08:31 PM

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I'm a virgin because I'm soooo special

. And Catholic. And I wouldn't know where to loose it anyways.

It's 'Lose'. Only one 'O'. You shouldn't use 'And' after a full stop.

Judging from what I just said I think it's quite obvious that I am a virgin.

Leto · #58 08-24-2008, 10:15 PM

Oh pooo-leeeeeeease, being a grammar and spelling nazi is so fucking last year.

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I HAD SEX WITH A WHOLE GIRL, and the first time was painful for reason that are gross and involving wounds.

DO TELL

is it a Tale of the Ripped Foreskin? Or the Trembling Terrors of the Triple-boobed Womanectomy?

Havoc · #59 08-25-2008, 12:34 AM

I lost mine when I was, I think, 16 or something. Was kinda nice with a semi girlfriend at the time, but in the end we had sex twice and never saw each other again. What I do remember is that she was pretty damn wild, I had scratch marks on my back that evening, I kid you not.

Jordan · #60 08-25-2008, 12:49 AM

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I lost mine when I was, I think, 16 or something. Was kinda nice with a semi girlfriend at the time, but in the end we had sex twice and never saw each other again. What I do remember is that she was pretty damn wild, I had scratch marks on my back that evening, I kid you not.

I always knew you liked tigers a little too much, Havoc.