GlukkonGluk's Oddworld Poems

[GlukkonGluk]

Ok, if you liked "Ode to a Mudokon Pop", then regularly check out this thread for several different oddworld poems. Feel free to comment on what a brilliant poet I am. Ok, a small limerick to start:

There once was a Vyker named Humphry,
Who was a bit short and dumpy,
He put Munch in his lab,
Munch escaped which made him sad,
So he executed his Intern flunkeys!

[GlukkonGluk]

If I were a Glukkon, heres what i'd say:
How many trees shall i kill today?
Oh, if I were a vyker, the first thing i'd do,
Would make an anti- laxitive to avoid the loo,
Now if i was a fuzzle the first thing i'd bite
Would be the nearest Slig in sight
Yet I'm sure you all agree, the thing we want to be,
Is one of those cute little par-a-mites!

Sid the Slig
Sid the Slig,
He wore a feathered wig.
The reason was simple,
the reason why-
because he didn't like paramite pie
and he wanted to join a Mudokon tribe!
So when he told his family,
Grandpa yelled "i'll shoot ye!"
And so, needless to say...
He bravely ran away!

[Oddey]

I like them... Paramites are just the thing we'd want to be.
Edit: By the way you should edit your posts rather than simply making two.

[OddYouko]

There's are good. We don't see a lot of poems around here.