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04-16-2008, 04:11 PM
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A Hobosexual Birthday
A very happy birthday to my very close bumchum Mr Hobo Jenkins. Over the last couple of years, I’ve come to see him less as an online bully and more of a caring, sensitive lovephile who is really willing to do dirty things to please the raw, unfetered desires of others. So, it is with great honour that I hereby declare this day to be Hobo’s birthday, a date to be celebrated every year as the anniversary of the time the fabled man himself first blessed the world with his extra-wombic presence. I wish I could have been there.

Jolly festivities, mein humoursister.
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04-16-2008, 08:12 PM
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Hahah, Wired.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
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But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
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04-16-2008, 11:44 PM
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happy birthday Charlie
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04-16-2008, 11:47 PM
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Wb wired! Hope you're here to stay.

For your birthday, I'll give you a hoBLOjob. ahar.

happy piss day!
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04-17-2008, 01:12 AM
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Happy birthday Charlie. I hope all your wishes come true.


Except for your evil thoughts about Peter's colon.
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04-17-2008, 01:38 AM
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Happy Birthday Charlie!

Let us be drunk and merry!

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04-17-2008, 02:09 AM
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so ur name is charlie? Happy birthday Charlsie.
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04-17-2008, 02:43 AM
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This is a record, I haven't had to close this thread yet. Thank you one and all! Even Peter.
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04-17-2008, 02:50 AM
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I came here just to wish you a happy birthday.

Not.


Are you flammable?!?




I really need to come back here more often. Hope you have a good one.

Abe Babe...
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04-17-2008, 03:09 AM
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Wait. Abe Babe?

....Are you just a reanimated member like Wired?
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.

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04-17-2008, 03:49 AM
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Wow, Abe Babe came back!

Shame she's missing NAZIDEST next weekend...
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04-17-2008, 04:12 AM
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Happy birthday Hobo Get merrily wasted and enjoy your second year of legal pissups.
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04-17-2008, 04:23 AM
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happy birthday.have a good 'un.
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Now everyone after Abe Babe pales in significance to how they say Happy Birthday.

But what the hell,

Merry Birthmas Hobo!
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04-17-2008, 09:35 AM
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Happy b-day, dickwad. May you get very drunk, and be very happy .
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04-17-2008, 09:51 AM
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Nice to see Wired stop by here... <.< ... >.>

Anyway, happy Hobo-day, birthday!! May you get enough $$$ to finally have a place to live.
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Happy birthday, Charlie. Enjoy the Penderel’s. Whatever the fuck one of those is.

Hi Wired! Not sure if it’s good to see you back, but hello all the same.

Hi Abe Babe! It definitely is good to see you back, and yes you should spend more time here, and yes you should confirm me as a Facebook friend.
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04-17-2008, 02:54 PM
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Not that drunk, stole some of Peter's smokes. My friends from home ambushed me. Was brill, thanks one and all
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Happy Birthday, you loveable troll
As always, I shall bless you wid cake!

Aww, so cute! Just like our Hobo
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That's a disturbing cake... It looks like Pacman with rabies!
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