Back up in you ass witha ress-ur-rection.

[Statikk HDM]

Miss me, sunts?

[Wings of Fire]

I never knew of you in the first place but I bid thee re-welcome.

[Mac Sirloin]

Weren't you in the army or something?

[Statikk HDM]

For another 5 and a half years. But the place I'm at is a place to learn how to speak Farsi and deal with Iranians and Afghanis.
Its like college so I have my free times off, pretty much.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Make sure you shoot a few civilians in the back just for me, war pig.

Welcome back!

[Statikk HDM]

What, and miss out on all the erotic forced kissing when I'm raping them at my Sarge's gunpoint?

[Disgruntled Intern]

That's not very christian of you, sir.


Any run-ins with the Blackwater boys?

[Statikk HDM]

I'm a militant atheist. Get it?
Anyhow, no, those guys are not much of a presence in Afghanistan, which I get to tour for 15 months next year.
Fucking fuck that is going to suck balls.

[Strike Witch]

So how many times have you been shot at? Have ya lost any good friends?

[Statikk HDM]

Dude, I'm in California, not Afghanistan.
Nobody gets that.
Everyone here thinks I'm goddamn Rambo but how hard can I be when I'm chilling in a library blasting SRV songs and fucking around on internet forums?
I am a college student.
Occasionally I shoot a rifle for practice.
I will not do anything remotely like that John Wayne crap for nearly a year.
You all watch too many damn movies.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Where in California?

I will buy you a meal and spit in your face.

[Statikk HDM]

Okay, but only spit, no loogies.
Monterey California.
431 Rifle Range Road, Monterey California, 93944
Box 106, Building 832, Foxtrot company.
Thats just if you want to send me a letter bomb or something.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Ha, I was in Monterey like three weeks ago.

Gotta love that aquarium.

[Statikk HDM]

i get in for free. I can get you some free passes if you want.
I'm having sex with the octopus there.
And you thought you saw feeding time, think again.

[Disgruntled Intern]

They say that octopi need intense mental stimulation, so I'm sure finding your tiny penis gives that thing quite the work-out.

I'll take you up on the free passes. And I will seriously buy you a meal of your choice in return, if you'd like.

[Statikk HDM]

The size is neither big or small, but I once came on a chick's face in Connecticut.
What makes it really special?
I was buying a knockoff digital camera at the Fisherman's Wharf in San Fran at the time.

[Nate]

I thought the acquarium was a bit overrated with the exception of the jellyfish. London still stands as the best acquarium I've been to. My hometown of Melbourne stands at the bottom of the list, unfortunately.

This is totally offtopic but your thread title made me think of it; I visited the site of Jesus' crucifiction and resurrection today. Jerusalem FTW!

[Wil]

Was there a Starbucks?

[Bullet Magnet]

There's always a Starbucks.

[Nate]

No, but a priest did offer me a cup of something with creamy foam on top.


I really am sorry for that joke and apologise to all christians and christian by-products

[Bullet Magnet]

Grande or tall?

[Wings of Fire]

Grande or tall?

Utter filth.

[Voodoo Hand]

Was there a Starbucks?

This made me snort out loud!

You gotta love a joint that has a "Rifle Range Road" in it.

Monterey, is that not the home of the fight`n ALS ?
If so, drop and give me 20 ,you useless bag of shit!
Sorry, not in basic anymore, so drop and give me 20 phrases in a foreign language , Troop.

[Statikk HDM]

I'm not entirely useless. But sure. Where you at?

[Mojo]

Make sure you shoot a few civilians in the back just for me, war pig.

Welcome back!

Lol, that made me think about Starcraft. Some pics show Terran Marines bearing that word on their shoulderpads, "War Pig".