Talents?

Mac Sirloin · #1 01-04-2008, 11:53 AM

I can clap with one hand.

OddjobAbe · #2 01-04-2008, 11:58 AM

I can play a saxaphone by pressing it's valves with my feet. Quite absurd, no?

I can recite many different body systems, their functions and how they work i under half an hour.

OANST · #3 01-04-2008, 12:08 PM

I have accomplished something that you people can only dream of. I have sex.

Mojo · #4 01-04-2008, 12:09 PM

I can:

- Move my lower lip so fast, it's just a blur.
- Move my tongue so fast, it's just like a blur. I know what the ladies like...
- Play tennis with my eyes.

***Wil*** · #5 01-04-2008, 12:10 PM

I can recite the English alphabet as fast backwards as I can forwards. I also know the Greek and Lojban alphabets. I can play the trombone and swing dance.

Also my hair is stupidly long.

Mac Sirloin · #6 01-04-2008, 12:24 PM

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I have accomplished something that you people can only dream of. I have sex.

Disgruntled Intern doesn't count, he's another forum member.

Hobo · #7 01-04-2008, 12:31 PM

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I have accomplished something that you people can only dream of. I have sex.

Oh tell us how OANST! SPREAD THE WORD

***Wil*** · #8 01-04-2008, 12:33 PM

Sex doesn’t count if it’s with Forum members?

OddjobAbe · #9 01-04-2008, 12:39 PM

OANST, I feel insulted (I don't think I'll take that post seriously, though). Though I shall not go into detail as my antics are non of your business, and you most probably do not want to know.

***Alcar*** · #10 01-04-2008, 12:39 PM

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Sex doesn’t count if it’s with Forum members?

Well, looks like our date is off then, Wil.

Alcar...

Mac Sirloin · #11 01-04-2008, 01:02 PM

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Sex doesn’t count if it’s with Forum members?

I had a snappy response but shat it out because I had to take a crap RIGHTafter seeing Oansts thing.

Welcome to my life.

OANST · #12 01-04-2008, 01:14 PM

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Oh tell us how OANST! SPREAD THE WORD

Anything for you. Gather 'round, children. I will tell you of the birds and the bees.

First off, the birds fly around and look pretty. They then....um.. Well, the bees like to buzz and they have stingers......but that's pretty much the only similarity. Wait. The cows slap the bees with their tails.....No, this story isn't for Mollucks Assistant. I got it the bees twirl about and.......

I never could figure that fucking analogy out.

***Wil*** · #13 01-04-2008, 01:15 PM

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Well, looks like our date is off then, Wil.

Yeah, because it was looking more and more likely anyway. You expensive bitch.

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I never could figure that fucking analogy out.

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The birds are like women and the bees like men: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive.

Not such a warm and fluffy metaphor now!

Mutual Friend · #14 01-04-2008, 01:24 PM

I have a lot of clothes?

Strike Witch · #15 01-04-2008, 01:59 PM

I'm Batman.

Disgruntled Intern · #16 01-04-2008, 03:44 PM

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Disgruntled Intern doesn't count, he's another forum member.

We don't have sex.

We make love.

I was in a freakshow for quite some time. I have a lot of odd talents.

Although some of them are learned, so I don't know if they count or not.

metroixer · #17 01-04-2008, 04:17 PM

My spiky hair is natural.

God I'm boring. I do know someone who can put his hands in places and positions that would be every women's dream.

***Alcar*** · #18 01-04-2008, 05:38 PM

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I do know someone who can put his hands in places and positions that would be every women's dream.

In addition to women, I'm sure they're plenty of men who've dreamed of someone with such agile hands. Where to make use of them though...

Alcar...

Disgruntled Intern · #19 01-04-2008, 06:02 PM

Your butthole?

You gays are obsessed with all things butthole, from what I gather.

***Alcar*** · #20 01-04-2008, 06:47 PM

There are plenty of other things we're interested in. I just can't think of any at the moment.

Alcar...

ziggy · #21 01-04-2008, 07:08 PM

It's not really a talent, but I have a third nipple.

Wings of Fire · #22 01-04-2008, 08:07 PM

Sometimes at night......God talks to me.

moxco · #23 01-04-2008, 10:52 PM

I've got lots of talents thanks to my oversized penis.

Paramite of War · #24 01-04-2008, 11:16 PM

Well, well, your all very lucky because having talents is my Speciality! I'll put them in bullet form for convience...

I am double jointed in all my fingers and both of my thumbs
I can make the call of the Wipper-Will
I can perform small acts of telekinesis
I can naturally play the didgeridoo
I'm a swell artist
I can wiggle both of my middle knuckles
I have an amazing diabolical laugh
I'm naturaly very strong
I'm very smart
I can snap without using my thumbs
I can make fart sounds just using my hands
I'm very resistent to the cold
I'm a great gamer
I can shake my hands so fast some of it becomes a blur
I can have selective seeing
Umm....it's late and this is all I can think of for now

I'll post more later.

Mac Sirloin · #25 01-05-2008, 12:18 AM

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I've got lots of talents thanks to my oversized penis.

Thank you Doctor Science.

I have dreams of people falling on me, but not of being a fall-ee.

Jordan · #26 01-05-2008, 01:45 AM

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I've got lots of talents thanks to my oversized penis.

And where did you quote that from?

moxco · #27 01-05-2008, 01:55 AM

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And where did you quote that from?

You wouldn't want to know.

Zerox · #28 01-05-2008, 02:24 AM

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Your butthole?

You gays are obsessed with all things butthole, from what I gather.

Who says you have to be gay to like it?

Aaaaanyway, lessee...

My artistic talent (with example: http://zerox-the-psychic.deviantart....words-72021498)

Does high IQ count as a talent? Meh, it's 144.

Can't think of anything else at the mo.

Disgruntled Intern · #29 01-05-2008, 02:37 AM

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Does high IQ count as a talent? Meh, it's 144.

Wow, you're actually bragging about your IQ on a fucking video game forum. I don't know if that's arrogant or just plain pathetic.

Strike Witch · #30 01-05-2008, 02:56 AM

A little from column A, a little from column B.