Cooking (Hobo asked for it)

[Laser]

Do you cook?

If so what is the best/worst thing you have cooked?

also has anything gone totally wrong while cooking?

lastly, which is better beef,pork,chicken,turkey,lamb,duck or vegetarian?

BTW. if Nate or another modis kind enough could they please change the poll to add Vegetarian in please?

[Hobo]

Edited the poll for you.

I do cook, as I live by myself. I adore cooking, purely because I adore food. Mmmmmm.

Never had a disaster worse than burning a curry, though i have nearly set fire to my teatowels using a microwave.

Duck is the way forward for meats.

[metroixer]

Goose is delicious, it's like duck, but less tougher. Yum.

[Mac Sirloin]

THIS

Enjoy your lunch.

[abe is now!]

It's disgusting.
I cook pasta. But not very well. I microwave it !!!

[Fuzzle King]

lamb...and...duck...are...gooood.

[Laser]

the worst thing i made was cheesecake pie and the actual whiteish bit in the cheesecake didn't set and it was like eating milk with 40 grams of sugar in it

oh and kastere that is revolting

[Fuzzle King]

im about to throw up.i mean,boiled sheep head?come on,that is horrible.i saw on another site that said some people in china eat monkeys brains.RAW.

[Laser]

they actually do eat monkey brains, in some restaurants they have the live monkey's head in a hole in the middle of the table, cut off the top half of the skull and mince the brains up and scoop them out

[Fuzzle King]

*rushes to toilet*

[Hobo]

im about to throw up.i mean,boiled sheep head?come on,that is horrible.i saw on another site that said some people in china eat monkeys brains.RAW.

The only ones i found repellent were the micewine and the egg thing. They were nasty.

I would eat the ant eggs however.

[abe is now!]

The worst thing I cooked was a lizard. I made a spit with a magnifying glass. And the dog ate it. Then it vomited it.

[Fuzzle King]

I would eat the ant eggs however.

i would wouldnt even go that far.but thats me.

[Mac Sirloin]

I'd eat the jumping maggot cheese, but that's just me.

[Wil]

I love how Hobo demands a cooking thread and three replies in Kastere turns it into a list of foods non‐standard in Western culture.

As I commented in Oddey’s inspirational blog entry, I do love to cook. I only wish I had more opportunity to make squarer meals. When I was living in Sheffield, I had an incredibly small budget, and the most fancy I could come up with was a TVP bolognese for my sketti. Things at home aren’t exactly better. Dad’s on a similar small budget, and doesn’t even have the luxuries I had in the Shef, like a freezer, microwave, and oven.

On day, someone will see fit to employ me, and I’ll retire from this life of giro.

[Hobo]

I love how Hobo demands a coking thread

I am not the crackwhore you all think I am:'(

[metroixer]

Ye I'd go for the maggot cheese. If only just to see what it would feel like, everything else: yuck :/.

[ParamiteSurprise]

WHO THE HELL VOTED BLOODY DUCK!?!??

[Mac Sirloin]

I did, for the lulz.

[Hobo]

Duck is clearly the best meat, what's wrong with you

[Fuzzle King]

Duck is clearly the best meat, what's wrong with you

i agree. but i do like lamb aswell
.

[ParamiteSurprise]

Oh my god, forget duck.. get seagull lol jk, seagull is an EVIL MEAT , i perfer chicken or lamb... NOT duck... I'd rather eat raw meat than fully cooked duck..

Oh, and yeah, someone, please dont leave the turkey out, he's feeling lonely at 0 people voting him

[Havoc]

Steak AKA beef owns all.

[Fuzzle King]

well i think any meat is better than raw monkey brains...

[ParamiteSurprise]

How could you diss the chicken?!?... CHICKEN FTW!!
How could you vote anything else?... Chicken is our only hope as the
future.. without chicken, there would be no heaven or hell.. without
chicken.. Okay, lets not go there.

[Wil]

well i think any meat is better than raw monkey brains...

Monkey brain is meat.

[ParamiteSurprise]

Monkey brain is meat.

I was just gonna say that too

[Mutual Friend]

I can do a mean bread and butter pudding, all alone in my English country cottage. Sigh.

[Fuzzle King]

Monkey brain is meat.

yes but i said any meat is better THAN raw monkey brains.

[Mutual Friend]

I think we should conduct a poll to clear up this highly contentious matter.