What does your Christmas tree look like?

metroixer · #1 12-20-2007, 01:12 PM

Well, it's almost the 25th. Christ's birthday and crap, and I'm surprised to see a lack of a Christmas topic. Either way, I decided to make a topic on what your Christmas trees look like (That is if you celebrate Christmas of course.). So uh... Ya, here's mine

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Sorry for the *ahem* blurry picture >_>.

Strike Witch · #2 12-20-2007, 01:47 PM

It's black.

Hobo · #3 12-20-2007, 02:02 PM

Don't have one this year. Yes we are Scrooges.

Or something.

***Nate*** · #4 12-20-2007, 02:36 PM

Don't have one this year. Yes we are Jewses.

Or something.

Havoc · #5 12-20-2007, 03:53 PM

Don't have one either. I hate Xmas.

OddYouko · #6 12-20-2007, 03:56 PM

You guys are crazy if you hate Christmas. I already have my tree up and presents. I must now what's in them.

Only five more days.

Jordan · #7 12-20-2007, 10:49 PM

Well. Mine has nice green branches, a couple of spikey pine thingys. And some stuff on it.

Oddey · #8 12-21-2007, 12:10 AM

Well I haven't got all my presents under the tree but at least I get to open them a bit sooner. On the evening of the 24th of December 2007 I get to open all of them!

English folk have to open them on the 25th don't they?
Anyway my Christmas tree is tiny (Or at least tinier than last year.) My dad is only slightly bigger than it so it's tiny in my view. It's fully decorated and actually has 4 Oddworld Christmas ornaments on it (Made out of saltdough.). I understand why some people hate Christmas. Just listen to the song 12 pains at Christmas. But I like Christmas because I don't have to do any of those 12 things.

OddYouko · #9 12-21-2007, 08:42 AM

I got to open one of my presents but I didn't want too. I wanted to wait the 25th but whatever I still have more to open.

Alf Shall Rise · #10 12-21-2007, 02:32 PM

My Christmas tree's lights all blew out.

Disgruntled Intern · #11 12-21-2007, 02:33 PM

My Christmas tree smells of piss.

Then again, my christmas tree is my toilet with blinking lights wrapped around it.

Cullen Heath · #12 12-21-2007, 06:39 PM

I bought one of those nice invisible ones this year.

Havoc · #13 12-22-2007, 02:20 PM

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You guys are crazy if you hate Christmas. I already have my tree up and presents. I must now what's in them.

Only five more days.

Christmas is only fun as long as you're not the one paying for the presents. Kids...

***Wil*** · #14 12-23-2007, 04:23 AM

We don’t have a Christmas tree this year. It’s my first Christmas with my parents living apart. Mum’s new digs are too small, and Dad has leapt on the opportunity to fill the house full of antiques, so there isn’t any room. I’m sure we’ll find somewhere to open the presents. We just won’t get to stab ourselves with pine needles in the process. Ah, tradition.

abe is now! · #15 12-23-2007, 11:14 AM

Mine is high, with too many lights and balls. It is green and hanging. It is beautiful.

***Nate*** · #16 12-23-2007, 05:22 PM

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Mine is high, with too many lights and balls. It is green and hanging. It is beautiful.

/me fights the urge to quote out of context.

EDIT: wth, consider yourself sigged.

skillya_glowi · #17 12-23-2007, 06:01 PM

I was thinking the exact same thing.

We're getting a three-foot-tall one tomorrow. At least we should be... I don't celebrate Christmas, but my parents do, so what the hell

Kimon · #18 12-23-2007, 07:12 PM

My Christmas tree is a lil' green teardrop from the Lord himself. Tee-hee!

No, I guess it looks pretty average. We got it from a Puerto Rican family on the West side, hollerrr.

abe is now! · #19 12-24-2007, 02:24 AM

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/me fights the urge to quote out of context.

EDIT: wth, consider yourself sigged.

I meant my "Christmas tree". What did you understand?

Oddey · #20 12-24-2007, 02:31 AM

He meant something about a particular body part which I am disinclined to name.

He thought it was quite funny I bet. Funny enough to make his siggy.

magic9mushroom · #21 12-24-2007, 04:21 AM

Mine's your average pine, all hung up by my two nieces. It's since lost a lot by bumping against my computer chair

metroixer · #22 12-24-2007, 06:22 AM

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I meant my "Christmas tree". What did you understand?

Read over your first post in this topic. CAREFULLY. If you don't see it, look in an urban dictionary or something. >_>

abe is now! · #23 12-24-2007, 08:40 AM

Yes, I have understood. But is absurd.

Hobo · #24 12-24-2007, 09:52 AM

Good now shut up and leave this thread alone

Laser · #25 12-24-2007, 10:09 AM

mine was too big to fit in the pot so my dad had to cut slivers off using an electric metal saw of some kind.

then it was too wide to fit in the livingroom and cover up the tele so we put in the dinningroom by which time my mum, lost her temper and calmed down in about an hour

bastard tree

Paul · #26 12-24-2007, 10:22 AM

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Mine is high, with too many lights and balls. It is green and hanging. It is beautiful.

oh man, LOL classic

moxco · #27 12-31-2007, 12:13 PM

Mines really big but artificial it has three big red ball things dangling down the bottom and an angle at its tip .

metroixer · #28 12-31-2007, 02:19 PM

Unless if you were trying to pull an "Abe is Now" moment...

Those three big red balls would be called "Ornaments" :P. Just cause I like to sound like a smart-ass from time to time.

OddjobAbe · #29 01-02-2008, 02:05 AM

Mine looked like a pine tree, but I threw it out the other day. My wife wanted a tree, but I hate Christmas. It's too expensive.

Mojo · #30 01-02-2008, 12:37 PM

Mine's the way it should be.

Dead.