Oddworld Bloopers

[Zelda--Fan]

oh i got a good one!!!


Scene 1

(Ending scene)

(Abe goes to fart But the slig running the MIC has it too close to Abes rear and the slig running the amp has it cranked up to 13)

Abe: THUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

(A large quake runs through the set)

Lorne: AGH! God, Abe what did you eat??!!

[Oddey]

I got one I think.

Scene where slig is watching screen of mudokons in tear-xtracters.
Take1: "Hey! How are we doing on-" "Darn it! I lost my last life! Thanks alot!" Says the slig. Then the screen reveals that he is playing pac-man.
Take2: "He-" "Don't interupt me!" Says the slig. Again he is playing pac-man. "I just want to know what your high score is. And by the way: How are we doing on tears?"

I'm definately out of ideas for now though.

[OddYouko]

Haha xD That's really funny Oddey.

Which good ending Zelda--Fan?

[alf's brother's mate]

Bad ending of AO:

*Mollock nods at the slig*

*slig pulls the lever and abe falls*

Abe: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.............

*continues to yelp...*

*still yelping*

*molluck shifts around, but abe continues to go aaaaaaaaaaaaah........*

*finally a clunk....*

Then

Abe:my head!

*aaaaah.... continues. Molluck and slig eventually leave, leaving abe to fall eternally.*



(if you dont get it, PM me)

[Zelda--Fan]

Haha xD That's really funny Oddey.

Which good ending Zelda--Fan?

Abes Oddysee


ill have another later

[OddYouko]

Oh I see now!

When the Shrink comes down to scare Abe.
Shrink: "Abe just becase----"
Abe: "Shut up I'm trying to sleep!" He grabs a remote and turns the Shrink off.

O__o;

Ok I have another one.
In the beginning of Stranger's Wrath when Stranger has that hunter tied up and he looks at the wanted picture.

Stranger: "You're gonna have to ask yourself one question..do you feel lucky?" Takes out his own weapon. "Well do ya? Punk"

[OddYouko]

Haha I like take3 xD

[Oddey]

Sorry for the delay but I needed alot of time to think.
Scene in MO where the auction takes place:
Take1: Lulu "Two million moolah!" The other glukkon then says "Two million five hundred thousand!" Lulu says "Two million moolah!" All the glukkons look at Lulu.
Take2: Abe accidently says 3 million moolah instead of Lulu. Lorne then says "Abe! What was that for!" "Well I thought that I had to-" says Abe and cuts off as Munch bursts out laughing.
Take3: Lulu says yay instead of no. Lorne says "Lu.....Lu!" in the "no" type of sound Lulu says.

[Matriar]

Something random, but I'd laugh about it when I saw it in an Oddworld Blooper movie:

When Stranger got captured by outlaws.
Raider: "So Stranger, all we need to know is: Where's the steef?"
Stranger accidently loses his papers. "No no no no..."
The papers touch the ground and EXPLODE!!

[Oddey]

Something random, but I'd laugh about it when I saw it in an Oddworld Blooper movie:

When Stranger got captured by outlaws.
Raider: "So Stranger, all we need to know is: Where's the steef?"
Stranger accidently loses his papers. "No no no no..."
The papers touch the ground and EXPLODE!!

Or: Stranger drops a bomb instead.
But that was seriously random and funny.

[Zelda--Fan]

Heh heh

Scene 1

(Ending of AE)

Abe: I got out of there just in time.

(Abe falls out of the sky)

Abe:..... Hey where is everyone?

Mudokons: Oh! Are we rolling?

Lorne: Maybe i should have orderd those wrist watches.

[Oddey]

That gives me an idea!
Good ending in AE
Take1: "And I got the usual reception." Abe pops in and a girl screams and kisses Abe in a kind of movie ending style.
Take2: Abe doesn't pop in. "Abe? Why aren't you out?" Lorne whispers. "Someone stole my loincloth." Abe whispers back offset.
Take3: Abe still doesn't pop in. "Abe!" Lorne screams. "What's my motivation?" asks Abe.

[OddYouko]

All of those are really funny!

I can't think of one at the moment though.

[Matriar]

Just noticed that you actually could make a lot of not-too-funny bloopers at the moment when the clakker in the beginning of Strangers Wrath puts the stamp on the wanted poster of Booty.

*stamps the smiley-symbol*
*stamps the peace-symbol*
*stamps the words "Stranger Sucks"* Stranger: Hey!
*stamps the words "is actually a woman" *
*stamps the word FAILED*

Okay, I thought I'd get more creative ones. O'ell...



Oh, got another idea for a blooper.

Ending of Stranger's Wrath.
Stranger finds the old steef lying on the ground, on the back. Olden Steef wakes up.
"Is the water.............wet?"

[OddYouko]

I liked the last one haha!
I thought of that old steef saying....warm?

-shrugs-
When Abe comes in to get the "chest tattoo" from the three weirdos.
But instead he finds them playing cards.
Abe: "What are you guys doing?!"
Weirdo1: "What does it look like?"
Weirdo2: "Go fish!!!"
Weirdo3: "We're NOT playing go fish!! We're playing old maid!"
Weirdo2: "Oh..."

[Oddey]

That was funny! I'm going to do some randomness.
AO opening scene:
Take1 "This is-" (Rupture Farms explodes.) "This was Rupture Farms."
AE opening scene:
Take1: "This is-" (Necrum flings up into the sky.) "This was Necrum."
Take2: "Yeserday the mudokons brought there dead here."
AO Good ending:
Take1: Mullock is zapped and he explodes to reveal Pistachio from the master of disguise.
Take2: Mullock walks out as the lightning was supposed to hit him. Instead it hits Abe.
AE Good ending:
Take1: Abe comes out of nowhere and a flamethrower, two machine guns, a rocket launcher, some chinese fireworks, and a bunch of ammo packs and pretzels come down next to him.
Take2: Abe comes in covered in grenades and a red headband. Boom!

That was something utterly random.

[Zelda--Fan]

This is a quick one i thought up last night


Scene 1


Dripik: We'll Have that traitor abe in no time if my name aint..........uhhh.

(Dripik goes into a trance and smoke begins to puor out of his ears)

Phleg: Dripiks thinkin again aint he?

[Matriar]

That was funny! I'm going to do some randomness.
AO opening scene:
Take1 "This is-" (Rupture Farms explodes.) "This was Rupture Farms."

This one made me laugh in real!

...hm, it seems that the exploding bloopers are THE random jokes that entertain me most.

[Oddey]

Random bloopers are quite fun to make.

Scene in AE where Abe gets that scar:
Take1: Abe is about to come in when the door closes in front of him. His toe gets caught under the door.
Take2: Abe walks in and gets ground up by the door as if it were a grinder.
Take3: Abe walks in to find that nobody is there. "Hello?" he says "We have a problem Lorne." Lorne smashes through the wall enraged.

Sorry Lorne.

Scene in AO where Abe stops the factory.
Take1: "I found a switch to-" (The factory then runs 10 times as fast.) "Make even more power."
Take2: Abe trys to pull the lever but he can't. "Stunt double please!"

Scene in Ao where Abe gets his handscar:

Take1: Bigface is chanting on a catapult which flings just as he is about to give Abe his scar.
Take2: Bigface is standing ontop of Stranger in a kind of "I won!" type of stature.
Take3: Bigface isn't there.

AE bad ending:
Take1: Abe is in the zappy thing saying "No, no, no! Please not this ride! I'll throw up for sure!" as it takes off like a roller coaster.
Take2: It simply explodes and sends abe flying in the air upside down.
Take3: The slig is sitting in it. "Been a bit of a mix-up I think." he says annoyed.

These aren't too funny.

[OddYouko]

-busted out laughing- I love your bloopers Oddey!

I can't think of any. v_v

[Matriar]

Man, I love this thread.


Abe's Exodus, before Abe gets his tattoo from the Weirdos.
The door opens up, Abe starts to walk in the room but the door closes quickly before he even made a step in it. "Ow, my face!!"

AE - In the news where Dripik appears.
Dripik: "We have to find that Abe in no time, or my name ain't... uh...uhm......Dipstick!"

[Oddey]

Ok this is a quickie:
Scene in AO where Abe gets his hanscar:
Take1: Abe's handscar is one of those tatoos that says I love mom in a heart.

My sister thought of that.

[Matriar]

Haha, good one!

[OddYouko]

Abe's Exoddus scene were Abe's listening in on the Glukkons talking about the boiler.
The Glukkons are so freaked out by this that they don't notice Abe making stupid faces at them.
Lorne: "Abe cut that out!"

[Oddey]

Good one OddYouko!

Scene in AO where Abe falls.
Take1: "And it's face... Was my foot." Abe tries to pull his foot up like his hand when he falls off.
Take2: Bigface comes through the mist and lifts Abe way too high up in the air.
Take3: Bigface draws the peace symbol instead of the infinity thing.
Take4: Abe doesn't run towards Monsaic Lines, he prones like he's in the army.
Take5: Abe says "Take five everybody take 5!" whilst the camera is rolling.
Take6: Abe says "Take-" as he gets strangeled by the microphone guy. The camera falls over.
Take7: Lorne says "Lucky seven! We'll get it this time." The scene goes perfect when Lorne says at the end "No, no. Abe your real hair was sticking out." "My name isn't Abe! It's Chuck!" Screams Abe.

Yeah that's all I can think of. They're not too good.

[OddYouko]

xD I think they're good.

Abe's Oddysee
When Abe falls off the cliff and Bigface is supposed to come revive him but instead of Bigface it's the King off those BurgerKing commercials.
When Mullock and the other Glukkons are watching the big screen about the Mudokon pops but instead it's the Ring.
Good ending of Abe's Oddysee when Mullock gets zapped and his clothes zap away and Bigface comes to rescue Abe but once again it's the King from Burgerking.

[skillyaslig]

bwhaha, fear the wrath of the crazy burgerking...ermm...king

[Oddey]

Burgerking king is evil and secretly loves Oddworld! I don't really think I have any at the moment though.

[OddYouko]

Ok ok I have another with the King.
Abe's Oddysee "What a Drag" video when Abe is captured and it shows Mullock and the Slig coming in BUT instead of Mullock it's the King this time with a burger.

[Zelda--Fan]

Scene 1

(AO Good ending)

(Abe is about to be put in the meat grinder)


(Mudokens chant the laser)


BUT instead of a laser..... They summon Yoshimitsu to come and stab everyone!


I know completely random