you lazy gits!
i first started (officially) work 2 weeks after i left school, i was still doing my GCSE's when i started. ive moved to a different dairy farm in the south of England since then, which has less hours and gives me more free time, on the old dairy farm i used to work at i would have to do this every single day;
04:00am = wake up, wash face, brush teeth.
04:30am = start to cycle 4 miles to farm where i work.
05:00am = reach farm, start milking 250 lactating holstein cattle through milking parlour.
08:30am = finish milking all cattle, wash shit out of parlour using big hose.
09:00am = finish washing parlour, start feeding calves their milk (which involves carrying a 30 litre bucket of milk in each hand, and carrying them to calf pens, over slippy shit, thus the bad back).
10:00am = finish feeding calves milk, start feeding older calves feed (which, to my extreme annoyance and my backs woe, involves carrying 25 kilo bags of calf pellets over to pens, one over shoulder, other under arm).
11:00am = have half hour breakfast and cup of coffee.
11:30am = finish breakfast, start scraping shit out of cow cubicles with scraper tractor.
12:00pm = bed cattle with straw, by hand and pitch fork, from 1/2 ton 'small' straw bales (you dont need to weight lift to get strong in this bloody job).
12:30pm = finish bedding, check served (pregnant) cattle for any calving. if so, pull calf out by hand or using ropes and ratchet, make sure you get calf breathing by unblocking all its airways once its out, otherwise it will die. if no calves, do some forklift jobs (moving bales, etc).
01:00pm = dinner at last!!
02:00pm = end dinner, fetch in all 250 lactating cattle from all fields.
03:00pm = set up parlour and milk tanks ready for afternoon milk.
04:00pm = start milking (again).
07:30pm = finish milking, start washing out shit (someone else feeds calves for me in the afternoon whilst i milk).
08:00pm = finish work (if no emergencies like a calving cow or escaped cattle), prepare for an exhillerating 4 mile 30 minute cycle home (takes the fuckin' piss).
08:30pm = get home at soddin' last. cook me own tea (by which point i am severely pissed off).
09:00pm = very depressed by this point, watching telly and eating my tea realising i have no home life. struggling to keep eyes open, literally.
10:00pm = go to bed.
And to top it all off, i only get every other weekend off, so thats 4 days off a month. all for shit pay and a festering temper. But farming is all ive ever known, and i left school with shit grades, anyone thats worked for a farm boss will know what i mean.
SO DONT MOAN ABOUT YOUR JOBS...YEH SLACKERS!
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