Who would you kill?

Havoc · #1 11-06-2007, 05:09 PM

Inspired by the "To make a point" topic.

We all know the feeling, you're walking down the street and some idiot in a car that has to much smoke in side to see through almost hits a little girl.

Or some idiot fires a piece of fireworks at someones window.

Or maybe just the fool who creates the Ikea manuals.

If you had a gun, one bullet and the authority to kill someone, who would you kill and why?

Bullet Magnet · #2 11-06-2007, 06:09 PM

I'm absolutely ready to appeal to the reptilian portion of my brain, submit to hostility, paranoia and aggression. Just say the word!

As it was said before, "If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another."

There are people who represent major difficulties to humanity, actually threatening our long term survival. But... to hypothesise that I might kill one is symptomatic of exactly the same reasons that I would select him or her.

In terms of answering this thread, I have a conundrum: hypocrisy or avoid an answer? Hmm, looks like I've already decided.

Heh, I've taken a very irreverent choice of words far too seriously.

mudling · #3 11-06-2007, 08:26 PM

Emo much?
Geez, this isn't going to make anything better, I mean, will killing everything help?
Nethertheless, there is a certain screwed up albino, lad wannabe, who's dangerous and has sexually harrassed people, in my year, that a bullet to the head would realy be doing the world a favour.
George Bush may be close, there are some that are already dead though, so it's kind of late.

moxco · #4 11-06-2007, 08:49 PM

I knew sombody would mention Bush just from the title of this thread.

I would probaly would probably murder Bindy Irwin if a sting-ray dosn't beat me to it.

Jordan · #5 11-06-2007, 10:38 PM

I'd kill Mathew9r. For his spam and annoying tendancy to stalk me on the interweb.

Carnix · #6 11-06-2007, 10:57 PM

Clearly the tactical answer is that I'd shoot me. That way the zombies don't get me!

No, if I had one bullet, a gun, and I was licensed to kill people I'd kill the guy that owns the ammunition store then steel all his ammo... Then change my name to James Bond.

moxco · #7 11-06-2007, 11:01 PM

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I'd kill Mathew9r. For his spam and annoying tendancy to stalk me on the interweb.

Did he get permanently banned from OWF in the end?

Hobo · #8 11-07-2007, 02:34 AM

I haven't been mentioned yet? Awesome.

Oddey · #9 11-07-2007, 02:46 AM

I would kill... so far I only have one in mind but I'll find somone later. Ok thought of one other person. A school girl called Jesicca. Why? Because she is your, average, everyday, annoying, idiotic, lying, stupid and just pisses everyone off. A peice of metal in her head would really be nice. Who would want to kill Hobo? He's a good guy isn't he?

Mac Sirloin · #10 11-07-2007, 04:12 AM

Yes, but he may get in the way of some future...plans.

Various people on my part, closer to a personal life sort of thing.
Possibly superficial, bitchy girls across the globe.
The fake emos, ones without problems that act like it, I hate that my getting beaten was overshadowed by some douchebag with 'a depression problem.'

Most likely Dylan Fleming, but I would fucking make him pay, including tearing off of limbs, seemingly letting him go, and a lot of other brutal stuff that I haven't learned from metal music.

Jordan · #11 11-07-2007, 06:10 AM

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Did he get permanently banned from OWF in the end?

I don't know. He was really inactive for like 2 months and then made a returning thread. He never made a single post after that.

OddjobAbe · #12 11-07-2007, 06:48 AM

I don't know where to start. Specifically, there are over 127 people I would kill, but in general, I would kill anyone stupid enough to do anything related to your examples and my examples (my examples refers to my examples in 'To Make a Point').

***Wil*** · #13 11-07-2007, 07:01 AM

I would not kill anyone. No legal permission can override my own objection to it.

Mac Sirloin · #14 11-07-2007, 07:02 AM

Hypothetically speaking, although morals do play a role regardless, I suppose.

abe is now! · #15 11-07-2007, 07:24 AM

I would kill someone in my school, sure. But here.... nobody, I think I am already one of the most detested here and I can't complain.

Laser · #16 11-07-2007, 07:58 AM

i just wouldn't.

Truely and honestly i wouldn't kill anyone.

Unless it saved entire populations or over 100 people

Zerox · #17 11-07-2007, 08:28 AM

I'd probably end up blowing up half the planet in a craze...or not.

There'd still be alot of people in my list though. Though, if you really, really hate someone for personal reasons (someone at school, say) I'd rather let them live and tie them up and lynch them daily, if you hate them that much, rather than kill them relatively quickly and painlessly.

Various politicians come to mind...

And you people who say you'd honestly not kill one person? How can you be so sure? I can't see many people saying they wouldn't kill the Son of Bin Laden unless they were...a...terrorist.

Max...

abe is now! · #18 11-07-2007, 09:04 AM

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i just wouldn't.

Thank you, Laser

!!!

Mojo · #19 11-07-2007, 09:27 AM

Myself. Easiest way to kill someone, without killing someone else :P.

Hobo · #20 11-07-2007, 10:14 AM

You guys are too fucking moral. I'd line all you moral bitches up and shoot you.

Yeah how's that for ruining everyone's fun

Bullet Magnet · #21 11-07-2007, 10:25 AM

You just want someone to say "Hobo".

Havoc · #22 11-07-2007, 10:29 AM

I'd shoot Hobo, just to make myself feel good

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Hobo · #23 11-07-2007, 10:29 AM

Yeah i'm not used to people liking me.

Oh wait, Havoc's viewing the thread. It's gotta happen now!

EDIT: FUCK YES

Chubfish · #24 11-07-2007, 10:58 AM

Nothing wrong with the post, just don't want to start fights

Strike Witch · #25 11-07-2007, 11:17 AM

I'd shoot The Money.

Hobo · #26 11-07-2007, 11:52 AM

Ok let's not say we're gonna kill anyone on the forums as that can upset people and stuff. So Chub i'm gonna edit that out

moxco · #27 11-07-2007, 12:04 PM

Did he say he was going to shoot me 'cus I always ask that 'Where are they going?'.

Havoc · #28 11-07-2007, 12:32 PM

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FUCK YES

You're welcome

Mojo · #29 11-07-2007, 12:32 PM

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You guys are too fucking moral. I'd line all you moral bitches up and shoot you.

Yeah how's that for ruining everyone's fun

It still sounds fun to me! I'll pull the trigger myself!

Or, if you're really nice to me, I'll even throw in a release-activated nuclear bomb, which will explode when I release the trigger ^_^. Fun fun fun for everyone!

metroixer · #30 11-07-2007, 01:29 PM

This is quite a disturbing thread.

A stupid 15 year old freckled red head (lol stereotypes) by the name of Tod. Stealing Kids' bikes, showing the birdy to other car drivers and always getting pulled over by cops.

Ya I'd be totally be doing the world a favor.