Osama Bin Laden has done it again!

[Mac Sirloin]

So, I popped into MSN a moment ago and noticed something, Osama Bin Laden has released his first video in three years-Well Golly Gee!.
So while he says that he has no plans on ending the Iraq War, and demanding that North america converts to Islam, the feds areTrying to make sure his beard is real or not.

I am aware that it may be someone is costume, and that they want to be able to tell if it actually is Bin Laden, but for Gods sake....

I think I might start believing in the Norse gods, they are pretty awesome.

I really fucking hope Patrick Vykkers is one of the first three people to reply on this, I am pretty sure this is the first political thread not made by PV in a long time...

EDIT: WHY DID I HAVE TO MESS UP THE THREAD NAME? WHY, ODIN!?!?
EDIT BY ODIN: Consider it fixed.
EDIt: THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME^

[Mutual Friend]

This isn't political.

*yawn* Osama bin Laden is so last year. Next!

[Mac Sirloin]

I coudln't think of the prope- NO, NOT GOING OFF TOPIC.

He is still a threat, or rather, Al Quaeda (Sp?) is.

[Strike Witch]

About as much as a threat as he was in the first place, thanks to his CIA training.

[Mutual Friend]

In short: no, crazy ol' bin Laden isn't a threat.

But to make this topic actually worth something, this 'false' beard is evidently Osama feeling the years reeling on and on and has decided to finally dye the bloody thing. No, a terrorist is one thing, but one who flaunts his mid-life crisis so openly is quite another.

By the time of his next video we're gonna be exposed to some vulgar banana yellow sports car placed just so in the background. Mark my words and mark them well.

[Mac Sirloin]

In short: no, crazy ol' bin Laden isn't a threat.

But to make this topic actually worth something, this 'false' beard is evidently Osama feeling the years reeling on and on and has decided to finally dye the bloody thing. No, a terrorist is one thing, but one who flaunts his mid-life crisis so openly is quite another.

By the time of his next video we're gonna be exposed to some vulgar banana yellow sports car placed just so in the background. Mark my words and mark them well.

that was wriggling in the back of my mind "What if he isn't disguised? What If just died the damn thing?" Just about everything up until the mid-life crisis bit.
Which may very well be true, and your words have been marked.

[Havoc]

Isn't he dead?

[mudling]

Looks like Osama has been busy, I mean, he did just storm the APEC security and get right to the front doors of the hotel in a canadian limmo (no one ever suspects canada) before being caught.
Trust the sydney police for something like that to happen, it's realy comforting that I live in a place that doesn't even check who is inside the car when 20 or so world leaders are in town.

[skillyaslig]

yeah, I thought he snuffed it ages ago...what did he even do again? So many crazy people...hmm...

[Hobo]

He's Usama if you're to believe the CIAs lies.

*This thread is probably now being monitored by the US authorities.*

[Manco]

I'll tell you what he did, skillyaslig, he (apparently) organised the Twin Towers incident. He's a horrible man. Although if he did dye his beard, where did he get the dye from?

[Mutual Friend]

He rubbed charcoal into it.

Or he got a minion to pop to the shops.

[Bullet Magnet]

This is the twenty-first century. It's not hard to get vanity hair-care products anywhere if you have the will.

[Paul]

This is the twenty-first century. It's not hard to get vanity hair-care products anywhere if you have the will.

Not really, if you're in certian places (which he should be) you can't get anything like that, in fact if you tried to ship somthing there you would be breaking the law

[Nate]

I've always said the smartest thing he could do is skip out of Pakistan and head off to Luxembourg. No-one would be looking for him there.

Especially if he shaved off his beard and put on a fake, darker one for the videos...

[Mutual Friend]

Not really, if you're in certian places (which he should be) you can't get anything like that, in fact if you tried to ship somthing there you would be breaking the law

I don't think the man who organised the 11/9 attacks would be particularly bothered about the importing laws on hair dye.

[Mac Sirloin]

I'll tell you what he did, skillyaslig, he (apparently) organised the Twin Towers incident. He's a horrible man. Although if he did dye his beard, where did he get the dye from?

Didn't he immediately deny allgations raised against him about the Tiwn Towers? Which is the polar opposite of what they usually do?

[Hobo]

I think I might start believing in the Norse gods, they are pretty awesome.]

This is ultimate truth. Thor ftw.

[Mac Sirloin]

Yeah, not like that docuhebag-

*smited*

[Patrick Vykkers]

It's really Der Juden lies! Lies against ze Fuhrer!
/Stormfront
Bushitler's neokkkon conspiracy created Bin Laden and resurrected him ! Islam is a religion of peace! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA PEACE IN OUR TIME LALALALLLA!
/98% of liberal websites
RON PAUL! RON PAUL! Let's all have sex with Ron Paul dolls and throw bombs at the CIA!
/The isolationist libertarians who give us a bad name
Bush caused it! Bush caused it! Bush caused it in his war fur oyil!
/Stattik HDM
Americans are stoopid! I'm a rapist (Due to the fact he wants to have sex with animals, who can't consent)! F*CK F*CK F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
/Havoc
More evidence Allucifer's agent on Earth is back and he's giving us a clear signal
I POST BIASED WEBSITE, I DECLEAR VICTARAH! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
/Me.

I was thinking of making a topic like this, only more inflammatory.

[Mutual Friend]

But... what would I say?

[Paul]

I don't think the man who organised the 11/9 attacks would be particularly bothered about the importing laws on hair dye.

yeah but my point is that no ones going to send him anything (they'd get shutdown), its not like hes going to go to the corner shop and buy some.. also ironically most stuff those people have, weapons, hair dye etc was given to them by the usa

[Mac Sirloin]

It's really Der Juden lies! Lies against ze Fuhrer!
/Stormfront
Bushitler's neokkkon conspiracy created Bin Laden and resurrected him ! Islam is a religion of peace! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA PEACE IN OUR TIME LALALALLLA!
/98% of liberal websites
RON PAUL! RON PAUL! Let's all have sex with Ron Paul dolls and throw bombs at the CIA!
/The isolationist libertarians who give us a bad name
Bush caused it! Bush caused it! Bush caused it in his war fur oyil!
/Stattik HDM
Americans are stoopid! I'm a rapist (Due to the fact he wants to have sex with animals, who can't consent)! F*CK F*CK F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
/Havoc
More evidence Allucifer's agent on Earth is back and he's giving us a clear signal
I POST BIASED WEBSITE, I DECLEAR VICTARAH! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
/Me.

I was thinking of making a topic like this, only more inflammatory.

I don't care what anyone says, this was so blunt, nasty and snide that my head asplode'.
('Tis Mega-1337 awesomezorz, gents.)

[Strike Witch]

It's really Der Juden lies! Lies against ze Fuhrer!
/Stormfront
Bushitler's neokkkon conspiracy created Bin Laden and resurrected him ! Islam is a religion of peace! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA PEACE IN OUR TIME LALALALLLA!
/98% of liberal websites
RON PAUL! RON PAUL! Let's all have sex with Ron Paul dolls and throw bombs at the CIA!
/The isolationist libertarians who give us a bad name
Bush caused it! Bush caused it! Bush caused it in his war fur oyil!
/Stattik HDM
Americans are stoopid! I'm a rapist (Due to the fact he wants to have sex with animals, who can't consent)! F*CK F*CK F*CKITY F*CK F*CK
/Havoc
More evidence Allucifer's agent on Earth is back and he's giving us a clear signal
I POST BIASED WEBSITE, I DECLEAR VICTARAH! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
/Me.

I was thinking of making a topic like this, only more inflammatory.

Would you like a kick?

[Patrick Vykkers]

From who? The FSM?

On Topic;
I hope that anti terrorism experts the world over are watching the video. I also hope no one here believes the nonsense conspiracy theory that Osama's beard means it's a fake.

[Mac Sirloin]

I belive that Mutual Friend was on to something with 'mid life crisis' and 'facial hair' on this 'terrorist.'

[Mutual Friend]

yeah but my point is that no ones going to send him anything (they'd get shutdown), its not like hes going to go to the corner shop and buy some.. also ironically most stuff those people have, weapons, hair dye etc was given to them by the usa

Wait. You're seriously discussing the hows and whys of Osama bin Laden having access to hair dye?

Hehe!

Lovely stuff.

[Jacob]

Oh, and just for Paddy, apparently Nostradamus predicted a Muslim invasion, led specifically by the Anti-Christ.

Ooooff, looks like a certain somebody has been right all along, Campers, red faces should be on you ALL!!

[Paul]

Wait. You're seriously discussing the hows and whys of Osama bin Laden having access to hair dye?

Hehe!

Lovely stuff.

what can I say?

!

[Havoc]

That you're an idiot? !