F***ing neighbours.

[Jordan]

What do you guys do when you have annoying neighbours?
There's these 7-10 year old kids screaming all through the day, and then the parents are having sex in the night. It's effing annoying.

[Chubfish]

We used to have really annoying neighbours who used to keep "borrowing" stuff from us, but never returning it, making us have to come over there and take it back. They moved now and we have some pretty quiet neighbours now.

[Nemo]

Sex being annoying?
Inconcievable!



Unless it's like... old people sex. Cause then it'd be disgusting.

[skillya_glowi]

The woman in the flat above mine sings all day long. Loudly.
And it would be a completely different matter if she actually sang in tune....

And my neighbours in the next building are in love with rap apparently. God damn all rap music to hell. Something he should have done a long time ago....

[Mutual Friend]

Incredibly annoying neighbours right here.

The bloke's a complete pothead, has two fucking yappy dogs, and two fucking yappy kids. And starts fires when the inclination takes him. And he plays shitty music.

He had another dog but it drowned in his pond in mysterious circumstances.

[Nemo]

Sounds like my old neighbours.
A woman, stoner, and a deaf black guy who yelled a lot, also stoner. Two dogs who wouldn't shut up, mainly at our ten cats.
They moved out the other day, freaking epic.

[Fortesque13]

I have a suggestion, my man! Download the Medievil Resurrection Soundtrack. Blast that full volume, my neighbours seem a bit more... quiet since i started blasting it. Oh yeah, I think that the one that would work the best would have to be the mausoleum. If that doesnt work I have no idea what will.

[Alf Shall Rise]

My neighbors are annoying. My window can see into theirs, and their light keep flicking on and off from around 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. Then the kid's mom yells, and it's real annoying.

[Alcar]

I don't have a problem with my neighbours most of the time as we live in a fairly quiet area. We do get the occasional late night party, but they are usually held on Fridays and Saturdays - so it's not a problem.

That being said, I pity the poor souls who I end up living next to when I move out of home. It will be perpertual hell to live next to me where I am able to roam free. Not to mention, being someone who actually polices noise pollution and the like, complaints will never get further than me

Alcar...

[Facsimile]

Sounds like my old neighbours.
A woman, stoner, and a deaf black guy who yelled a lot, also stoner. Two dogs who wouldn't shut up, mainly at our ten cats.
They moved out the other day, freaking epic.

Why on earth do you have ten cats?

I can't complain about our neighbours at the moment, but I sure bet they could complain about us. The neighbours that live directly below our lounge, that is. I feel sorry for them, considering how loud our music often is and how late it can go. It's not all me though, I'd never do it on a weeknight, unlike some of my flatmates...

[skillyaslig]

Thank goodness I live out in the country. I can scream, yell, sing off tune as loud as I want. The closer neighbours are..'bout 1 kilometre away. Yay.

[Laser]

meh, the only bad thing about my neighbours is that they feed my dog without asking

[Jordan]

Sex being annoying?
Inconcievable!



Unless it's like... old people sex. Cause then it'd be disgusting.

No, the woman is extremely large. I just don't see how it's possible they pull it off.

[Laser]

if i were you Jordan i would buy a bb gun and shoot the fat woman when she gets on top

[Slig 7665]

I have annoying neighbours I live nextdoor to people with problems on medication and all that smokeing 24 hours a day and the smell going into my room its annoying and I live next to some guy who works on cars all day driving back and foward in them its annoying and there a garage near us the guy who runs it keeps driving back and foward on his dirt bike and setting fires with tires and stuff.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Well you could politely tell them about the noise, they might get embarrassed about you hearing them having sex and stop. Failing that, they can get an ASBO for noise making, you might wanna tell the council or something...Though I think its hard to get people noise ASBO's.

[DarkHoodness]

Hehe, I had a construction site next door to me for about 3 years. Housing development shit, everyone who was here back in '02 should remember me ranting about it all the time.

I guess I've been lucky with the new people who moved in, though. Plastic and stupid as they are, they're pretty silent neighbours. Alright, sure, we get the occasional kid off the estate comming down here and breaking things 'cause they're bored and pick on the house that looks different from the others, but they stop when you yell at them (Police are useless here. Kid breaks a window, then they ask questions like "Did you see the stone?"). But it could be worse I suppose. Stories like the ones I read here make me feel lucky. :P

[OddjobAbe]

What do you guys do when you have annoying neighbours?
There's these 7-10 year old kids screaming all through the day, and then the parents are having sex in the night. It's effing annoying.

You can hear them having sex? Must be darn loud. Disgusting people. If they're loud enough so you can hear them, what about their kids who are screaming all day? What if they came in?

I used to have annoying neighbours. They were rude as well. I'd had it up to my forehead with them, so I want around and smacked the bloke (the other was a woman). Haven't bothered me since.

[Mutual Friend]

You can hear them having sex? Must be darn loud. Disgusting people. If they're loud enough so you can hear them, what about their kids who are screaming all day?

Yes, children never ever hear their parents having sex.

[OddjobAbe]

There's these 7-10 year old kids screaming all through the day, and then the parents are having sex in the night. It's effing annoying.

Nice try, though. Could be considered.

[Splat]

Incredibly annoying neighbours right here.

The bloke's a complete pothead, has two fucking yappy dogs, and two fucking yappy kids. And starts fires when the inclination takes him. And he plays shitty music.

He had another dog but it drowned in his pond in mysterious circumstances.

*giggles manically*



My neighbors at the moment are fine, except for their dog which occasionally goes crazy at like 7 in the morning or 11 at night. 11pm and 7am on hot summer nights.

Before they moved in there was a woman and her 12 annoying children and her boyfriend, though later on she broke up with him and apparently had 2 guys coming around at different times. It wouldn't have been that bad if it wasn't for my mum's running comentary on whatever was going on next door.
blarg.

[Fortesque13]

I'm telling you guys...
pipe organ+full volume+echo+whole block=silence (except for the music you're playing)

[Mutual Friend]

That's not my kind of silence, sorry.

[Paramite of War]

I got some okay neighbors. My one is a crackdealer, though he is a pretty nice guy which completly surprises me. Also in case anyone is inclined to ask yes he is black.LMAO And the other I would reather not talk about.

[OddjobAbe]

I'm telling you guys...
pipe organ+full volume+echo+whole block=silence (except for the music you're playing)

I'll have to keep that tip in mind in case any annoying people move near me.

[Gabiar]

It can't be worse than having an once empty house next door. These gypsies decided to use the garden as furnace. A big barrel was standing and he burnt absolutely everything, including old wood, clothes, etc. The garden was a wreck. They even had a mini-BBQ! Dirty buggers...

Now my sister lives there

[alf's brother's mate]

we have a couple of weird nerds, a family with a dog which poo's on our lawn, and across the road some oldies who stole my remote controll car! The turds...

Alf's brother's mate

[Hobo]

Let them have sex. Then do it to annoy the creepy kids next door who listen in when you're grown up.

[Jordan]

My mum knocked on the wall once and they stopped to put music on. I'm pretty sure they carried on after that.
Nothing like getting off to 70s music!

[alf's brother's mate]

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