Sexual Orientation Poll -

Mac Sirloin · #31 07-26-2007, 01:18 AM

Fair enough.

Laser · #32 07-26-2007, 02:36 AM

what is Hermaphrasexual? is it you are sexually attracted to phrases?

Mac Sirloin · #33 07-26-2007, 03:38 AM

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what is Hermaphrasexual? is it you are sexually attracted to phrases?

Ba Dum-Dum-PSH!

I think its a Hermaphrodite-esque fidelity.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #34 07-26-2007, 03:38 AM

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what is Hermaphrasexual? is it you are sexually attracted to phrases?

It means you like hermaphrodites, people that posses both...Thingies, go ask Patrick.

Laser · #35 07-26-2007, 04:06 AM

i know what hermaprodites are

Marvak · #36 07-26-2007, 05:01 AM

Is it possible to be transexual, but still straight? I'm attracted to males, but sometimes I forget that I'm a female

if you know what I mean.
And you're accepting of homosexuals, but not of transexuals, Patrick? I find that hurtful.

Hobo · #37 07-26-2007, 06:06 AM

Surely transsexualism isn't necessarily a sexual orientation.

Fag

Mac Sirloin · #38 07-26-2007, 06:28 AM

Oh thats great Hobo, yeah JUST DANDY! Calling people cigarettes? I thought you were above that!

Pants Dants.

Laser · #39 07-26-2007, 06:43 AM

you haven't been on this forum long have you?

Mac Sirloin · #40 07-26-2007, 06:47 AM

Well, technically I have for almost a year, but most of that time I wasnt actually here.

Mutual Friend · #41 07-26-2007, 01:14 PM

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Shame, I'm transphobic. Seems that so far, I'm being proven right, because if this was truly representative, only 2% would be gay/lesbian.

2% Did you just pull that figure out of your arse?

And yes, since when was transexualism a sexuality?

Patrick Vykkers · #42 07-26-2007, 01:18 PM

I'd be careful about using terms like that, considering the subject matter. And it isn't, and it always seems strange to see a mental disorder lumped in with actual sexuality. But still, transexuals are classed under that and I've included them.

Mutual Friend · #43 07-26-2007, 01:25 PM

What? Arse? I do not fear arse.

And once more, for luck: 2% Did you just pull that figure out of your arse?

And yes, since when was transexualism a sexuality?

Patrick Vykkers · #44 07-26-2007, 01:27 PM

Rough estimate, considering that the 10% data is bogus.

Havoc · #45 07-26-2007, 01:34 PM

I hate you more with every post you make

ANN NEELY · #46 07-26-2007, 01:34 PM

I find sexual behavior and relationships utterly unappealing, and consider myself asexual, although a few friends think that I'm just being "bitter" to couples.

Patrick Vykkers · #47 07-26-2007, 01:37 PM

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I hate you more with every post you make

What? I haven't made a single remark about I*lam in this thread. That's a record.

Mutual Friend · #48 07-26-2007, 01:38 PM

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Rough estimate, considering that the 10% data is bogus.

Oh. So you were pulling that out of your arse.

Since when has transexualism been a sexuality, Pat? Eh?

Patrick Vykkers · #49 07-26-2007, 01:44 PM

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And it (trans) isn't, and it always seems strange to see a mental disorder lumped in with actual sexuality. But still, transexuals are classed under that and I've included them.

10CHARACTERSLIMIT

Mutual Friend · #50 07-26-2007, 01:53 PM

...But transexuality isn't a sexuality. This is a poll of sexuality, isn't it?

Havoc · #51 07-26-2007, 03:26 PM

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What? I haven't made a single remark about I*lam in this thread. That's a record.

You don't have to talk about Islam (why the F*CK did you cencor it?!!!) to be a total moron with less IQ then a brick wall...

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Arxryl · #52 07-26-2007, 04:53 PM

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You don't have to talk about Islam (why the F*CK did you cencor it?!!!) to be a total moron with less IQ then a brick wall...

I'm sure you've figured this out by now, but I think he censored it so that in that sentence, he didn't technically talk about Islam, and also that Pat here thinks that Islam is bad (throwing a dart in the dark here) so where I might censor F*ck, Sh*t, Wh*re, B*st*rd, B*tch, and P*ncake... Pat censors Islam.

Again, just throwing knives in the dark and hoping I'll hit something/someone.
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And I wanted to be the one with something smart to say for once.

Oh! And on-topic: Straight.

mitsur · #53 07-26-2007, 09:08 PM

Straight, although I do make the occasional gay remark to entertain people.

People are amused by what they don't like, it seems.

Mac Sirloin · #54 07-27-2007, 12:52 AM

I have a friend who once did the 'batwing' to Myself and another friend at his house.

(The bat wing is showing half of your phallus and Ballsack to someone)

Yet he calls everyone else faggots.
I HATE people like that.

Patrick Vykkers · #55 07-27-2007, 01:14 AM

Well, another thing. I would very much like to screw the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

skillyaslig · #56 07-27-2007, 01:59 AM

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I hate you more with every post you make

I actually love Pat more with every post he makes. He is a very amusing person.

as for the sexual orientation I think I'm straight, though I sometimes check out very attrative women. Call me a weirdo.

Facsimile · #57 07-27-2007, 03:35 AM

Technically I'm attracted to females, but instead of following genetic commands I'm decidedly celibate/asexual.

***Nate*** · #58 07-27-2007, 06:38 PM

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I actually love Pat more with every post he makes. He is a very amusing person.

as for the sexual orientation I think I'm straight, though I sometimes check out very attrative women. Call me a weirdo.

I think that's quite common for girls; my sister and her friends do it all the time. Perhaps it's common in well-balanced human beings to check out their own gender (if only in terms of comparison to self) but most straight guys are too self-conscious to admit that they do it.

skillya_glowi · #59 07-27-2007, 07:17 PM

I'm straight and only straight. Women are just not my bag (actually it mystifies me how they could be any other woman's bag, but I realise that some people are just that way, at last). I for one never ever doubted my sexuality.

Havoc · #60 07-27-2007, 07:36 PM

I'm sure we are all very glad you're straight

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