Corrupt a wish thread! -

Chubfish · #**751** 07-15-2007, 04:06 AM

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Granted, it's now on your... actually, no, I won't say where it is to protect the little ones.

Your dead, you hear me, dead-

Granted, but the animal that you try to turn into becomes extinct and you get caught and put on a strict breeding program with the last of their species. You then die of shock...

I wish I had a spot somewhere other than my body.

Marvak · #**752** 07-15-2007, 05:15 AM

Granted, it's on your shirt, and you just can't get out the stain....

I wish I could choose when to die.

Laser · #**753** 07-15-2007, 08:26 AM

wish granted! But you are shot by Alcar while hunting for you

I wish i had the darkness

Fortesque13 · #**754** 07-15-2007, 10:42 AM

You get lost in it...

I wish my bro and my mom would be at the sea for longer than one week, so I can be hjome alone longer with noone to bug me.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**755** 07-15-2007, 11:12 AM

They are away for a year, and so you miss your mummy and cry, thus annoying whoever else you live with.

I wish.....Uhhh....I could fly away to Wales!

Slig 7665 · #**756** 07-15-2007, 11:28 AM

You do fly to our wonderful country but I find you and kill you.

I wish I was the boss of mcdonalds and make billions of money

Fortesque13 · #**757** 07-15-2007, 05:07 PM

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thus annoying whoever else you live with.

Noone. I'm staying all alone for a week. YAY!

You get sued for apparent spitting in the food and lose all those billions.

I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich with some tomatoes right now.

E'l Scrabino · #**758** 07-15-2007, 05:36 PM

Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish that i could have magic powers.

Fortesque13 · #**759** 07-15-2007, 05:53 PM

Your fireball spell goes wrong...

I wish I could find some more darkish organ+choir music. The only one I've got at the moment is Medievil...

(Can anyone seriously help me with that after corrupting the wish? Game soundtrack, movie soundtrack, anything?)

E'l Scrabino · #**760** 07-15-2007, 06:22 PM

You find it, only to find it's gone outta style.

I wish for a bullet proof body.

(i can't help you, sorry.)

Fortesque13 · #**761** 07-15-2007, 07:21 PM

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You find it, only to find it's gone outta style.

OF COURSE IT HAS! I'm probably the only person that listens to that kind of music.

You get the bulletproof body, but it's not explosion proof, now is it?

I really wish someone else could help me...
(anyone else?)

Flamefox · #**762** 07-16-2007, 10:20 PM

As you wish and whatnot, but they get hit by a tank the next day.

I wish I could get a pet boa.

Marvak · #**763** 07-17-2007, 05:08 AM

It constircts you. And you die.

I wish I wasn't insane. Seriously.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**764** 07-17-2007, 06:37 AM

Congratulations! You're no longer insane! Everyone else is, though, and you feel left out.

I wish there was a cure for cancer.

Laser · #**765** 07-17-2007, 07:08 AM

There is but they have to kill you for the answer

I wish my friend wasn't being moved to a different form

Chubfish · #**766** 07-17-2007, 07:36 AM

Granted...he is now being moved to a different school!

I wish I had better test results since I did absolutely crap in the french test.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**767** 07-17-2007, 07:42 AM

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There is but they have to kill you for the answer

Suits me just fine...

On Topic: You got a perfect score. But your teacher compares this with your other tests and accuses you of cheating. You're suspended.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

Chubfish · #**768** 07-17-2007, 08:13 AM

Granted, although you cant really see what your doing one day and a guy runs you over with a 1000 ton goose.

I wish I had a goose cannon and a radioactive fish and 10000 packets of mole.

Marvak · #**769** 07-20-2007, 07:12 PM

They all kill you... somehow.

I wish people would sign up for Casino Magog RPG. I'm getting lonely.

skillyaslig · #**770** 07-20-2007, 07:28 PM

Granted but too many people join and you cant keep track and you then skid on a ice cube and whack your head open.

I wish I wasnt suspended.

ZANGG · #**771** 07-21-2007, 12:45 AM

Granted... you're expelled.

I wish this wish would not be corrupted.

Marvak · #**772** 07-21-2007, 01:03 AM

Granted. People flame you for cheating. In fact everyone does it so much, Alcar bans everyone. He then realises that now nobody can go on the forums, and so he kills himself.

I wish my computer wasn't retarded.

Laser · #**773** 07-21-2007, 01:16 AM

Now it isn't!
But it becomes the worlds smartest computer and beats you at chess just as i join the Rp!

I wish for everything

Chubfish · #**774** 07-21-2007, 01:18 AM

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish I had nothing.

Zerox · #**775** 07-21-2007, 01:22 AM

You become nothing itself.

I wish my Nintendo DS and all the games hadn't been stolen. D:

skillyaslig · #**776** 07-21-2007, 05:23 AM

Granted, insteed a ghost steals your clothes when you are giving a speech in assembly.

I wish I could burn down school and all the unfair bastards in it.

Marvak · #**777** 07-21-2007, 06:10 AM

Granted, you go to jail for murder.

I wish I had a sex toy... for obvious reasons.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**778** 07-21-2007, 06:23 AM

It vibrates too hard and spins out of control down the street. People run away screaming until the metal balls pop out and it stops vibrating when Ricardo smashes the annoying thing with a hammer. You are left embarrassed, unfulfilled and need reconstructive surgery.

I wish I could find out what happened to my friend that mysteriously went offline.

Marvak · #**779** 07-21-2007, 07:04 AM

Granted! ...They died, because you (raped them) were possessed and murdered them, them had your memory wiped.

I wish we could all meet our fancharacters in real life. 8D

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**780** 07-21-2007, 07:15 AM

.*DAnd we do, in teh magic world accesible by a pweeety wainbow! But then Barnabus makes Tiny cry, so Tiny tells Brutus and Brutus and Barnabus get into a big fist fight. Agent fights with Cal for being a sexist jerk, but he shuts her up with his tazer. Dimitrio attacks him in a blind rage because he hurt her, and the only way we can stop this mess is by using our new magical powers to make them into toddlers. But that just makes them fight and whine more. So we silence them with sleeping gas, but that actually turns out to be laughing gas and everyone not wearing a mask goes happilly insane. Cal them meets and falls in love with Domino, but he is angry at Domino for making him gay so he tazers him. But then he feels remorse at his actions and cries, for Domino is furious at him. The chaos ends in everyone fighting out of control, but they go to a drunken bar dance and drink themselves unconscious so the eye of the storm is calm.

The corruption is, we acidentally get tazered, and everyone knows that tazers hurtD:.

I wish....

Marclar corrupted that wish.