Sex

[skillyaslig]

Some species of trolls reproduce by spores.

You're funny.

[OANST]

Now my feelings are hurt. Not only am I being called a troll (again) but the idea that my daughter is a product of some kind of unknown, released through the air form of rape is being spread about. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. I have never sunk this low. NEVER.

When kidnapping children do not harm the brains.

[Hobo]

You leave my womb out of this you beast!

[Rich]

Ok, this is majorly off topic now. Stop talking bollocks and get back to the sex.

[Havoc]

Well I got a hot girl now who wants nothing more but have sex with me... it owns.

[looney-bin]

Well I got a hot girl now who wants nothing more but have sex with me... it owns.

Is she human? :P

[Havoc]

Unfortunatly... but that doesn't mean I can't have a good time...

[OANST]

Is she alive and in control of all her faculties?

[Havoc]

Yes that too. I'm doing good huh?

[djreplay]

whoever says ewwww its just mad in the head

[Leto]

Ewwww, vagina.

[Marvak]

Yes that too. I'm doing good huh?

Are you paying her monies, then?

[ZANGG]

Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS!

?..........That made no sense.

[Marvak]

?..........That made no sense.

He said 'Why hello there buttsex!'... meaning he likes taking it up the bum, apparently.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

He said 'Why hello there buttsex!'... meaning he likes taking it up the bum, apparently.

I know that but....Theres pretty much no subject or whatever in what he's saying.

[Marvak]

Don't worry, it's just the bliss of randomness. And this is a thread and poll on sex, so why not? though I tend to think inserting a penis into a rectum would be rather unhygenic, and I shall be avoiding it when the time comes.

[skillyaslig]

OMG unhygenic? God, I almost fell off the computer chair because I was laughing so hard. Nearly LMFAO there.

[Marvak]

Har. I'm being funny when I'm trying to be mature, that's a bad sign or was it just the distict terminology?

PENIS!
RECTUM!

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

I think for me, sex will only take place in my mind. And I'm not even the one doing it in my head anyways, so happy virginity for me.

[skillyaslig]

yay virginity! Long live...Well, in this age thats a hard thing to do...

[Daxter King]

though I tend to think inserting a penis into a rectum would be rather unhygenic, and I shall be avoiding it when the time comes.

[Venks]

Some species of trolls reproduce by spores.

By spores eh? But where is the physical burning passionate love? What a shame.
I'm sure as hell glad humans don't reproduce that way. I like messing around.
You know what they say: "Once you pop you just can't stop."

Well I got a hot girl now who wants nothing more but have sex with me... it owns.

I know what you mean. Last Friday I was busy all day. And by busy all day, I mean having sex continually.

Don't worry, it's just the bliss of randomness. And this is a thread and poll on sex, so why not? though I tend to think inserting a penis into a rectum would be rather unhygienic, and I shall be avoiding it when the time comes.

Tsk tsk. You need to be more open to things Sparky. I guess I can over look somethings if you're willing to join my harem though.

[Patrick Vykkers]

You've inspired me to become a eunuch.

[Venks]

You've inspired me to become a eunuch.

No man wants to become a eunuch.. you're secretly a woman aren't you. Either way you shouldn't give up penis so fast.

[Patrick Vykkers]

I do. I would even pay money to become one. What use is sperm in a celibate profession?

[Venks]

Do you have some sort of sex phobia or something?
You know what they say: "Don't knock it till you try it."

[Patrick Vykkers]

No, I just like bread, wine, and the Supreme Being more than sex.

[Disgruntled Intern]

I've had my penis inside a few vaginas.

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Wow, I thought that Disgruntled Intern guy just dissapeared off the forums for ages...And he returned, yay him.