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America IS dependant on Britain!!!!
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Wow, be
more literal, why don't you? No really,
try to be more literal, because I don't think it's humanly possible, and I would like to see otherwise.
Because, you know, "Huzzah Now We Aren't Ruled by Another Country Day" just rolls right off the tongue. I mean, I'm not going to argue for or against the validity of the holiday, but
god-fucking-damn.
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I spent my 4th of July getting ready to move and being annoyed by children with firecrackers.