Corrupt a wish thread! -

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**661** 07-09-2007, 05:05 AM

I'm eeeevilll.....

You do, but they are now replaced with yuri involving Agent 80085 and the female big bro slig in my head. You go insane.

I wish people knew of my really suey Stranger pairing...And didn't throw burning pitchforks at me.

Marvak · #**662** 07-09-2007, 05:18 AM

Granted, they throw lethal poisoned darts instead.

I wish that I didn't have school tomorrow.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**663** 07-09-2007, 05:21 AM

You have prison instead for screaming out disturbing acts between lesbian in lemon-style detail in front of children and Lorne Lanning. Prison isn't fun, but you meet Cal and his friends there. A plot to escape prison goes wrong when you are caught by Chubfish, and sentenced to a longer sentence.

I wish I would just hurry up and write my fanfic instead of stalking people for messenges.

Marvak · #**664** 07-09-2007, 05:27 AM

...So do I.

You write it, but your internet dies and you can't post it. Oh dear.

I wish that I had an electric blanket. *is cold*

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**665** 07-09-2007, 05:30 AM

Cal takes it from you and the two of you get into a big sissy fight over it, before Barnabus shoots the ceiling and declares it for himself. Fluffy then takes it, gives them evil eyes and is able to keep it for herself and offspring. Everyone else is cold.

I wish all of the mods were gay.

I think I make too much people and character jokes here.

Marvak · #**666** 07-09-2007, 05:36 AM

A female mod takes fancy to you, and.... uhm..... rapes you.

I wish that it was summer. Nice, warm summer. Aaaah <3

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**667** 07-09-2007, 05:39 AM

It's too hot and you buuuurrrnn...

Haha, I have summer and you don't.

I wish I could go on the Jeremy Kyle show...

Its on my tv right now.

Marvak · #**668** 07-09-2007, 05:44 AM

XP You go on... naked.

I wish that I could have the time to make the freaking Face Off comic already. *has no time* *blames Patrick Vykkers for eating up time with fanart requests* *cries*

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**669** 07-09-2007, 06:33 AM

You do have time, but someone edits your comic so its a hentai. Oh noes.

I wish too see more of Splat telling off Patrick and Venks for being too sexual.

Marvak · #**670** 07-09-2007, 06:36 AM

You do, but it's only as a result from Venks and PV going waaaayyyyy overboard... and by then... it's too late, you can never return... o_- *creepy music flows in*

I wish someone would post in W@RF again, preferrably someone in Dek's lab. *waits*
P.S. I upgraded from Howler Punk to Spark Stunk within a matter of days. Aren't I lucky <3

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**671** 07-09-2007, 06:39 AM

Me toooo....

And so someone does, but its Venks. And his character Chris chlorofoams Ricky and Agent them locks them in a closet. They wake up, to find nothing has happened to them but Chris is sitting holding a bazooka threatengly and a camera with demonic aroused red eyes. They beat up Chris, but are found by Dimitrio in the closet. He gets jealous and storms off in a huff.

I wish I would just get off the computer and go to the bathroom...I think I'll do that.

And I'm a riot slug, so I'm better than you.

Marvak · #**672** 07-09-2007, 06:51 AM

Granted, but you find you have that disease that I forgot the name of that makes peeing really painful.

I wish that I had my own house, lived by myself, with an awesome job, above average income, and didn't hae to live with my parents any more.

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And I'm a riot slug, so I'm better than you.

At the rate I'm going now, I'll be an Outlaw Bomber by the end of the year

Weeeee

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**673** 07-09-2007, 07:16 AM

Me back from teh bathroom.

Your job is being a hooker, which your clients find awesomes. You are shocked to discover one of your clients is Cal.

I wish Slaveless would post in W@RF...Someone that will give Agent surgery and blood transplants.

Marvak · #**674** 07-09-2007, 07:35 AM

Someone does... but it's PV, going overboard with the sick pervy stuff. ...Ew.

I wish I had the same kind of headphones that Interns wear. <3 <3 <3

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**675** 07-09-2007, 07:38 AM

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Someone does... but it's PV, going overboard with the sick pervy stuff. ...Ew.

Yah, but how can they change the operation itself into being perverted?....I'm too nosy.

You get your mouth stitched for whistling annoying techno tunes.

I wish we could all plot to castrate Chris...And Venks, he created Chris, so he must be worse.

Alf Shall Rise · #**676** 07-09-2007, 08:29 AM

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Venks, he created Chris, so he must be worse.

YES! Exactly!

Venks lives on forever, never to be castrated.

I wish for madness.

Chubfish · #**677** 07-09-2007, 08:37 AM

Granted, but Sparta kills you.

I wish for politics...

Alf Shall Rise · #**678** 07-09-2007, 08:57 AM

Bush thinks your cool.

Since I'm dead, I wish for life.

Chubfish · #**679** 07-09-2007, 09:05 AM

Granted, but you come back as an african swallow that has to carrry coconuts through contienents...

I wish for more food stuffs...

Zerox · #**680** 07-09-2007, 09:08 AM

Lol Monty Pythons Holy Grail...

You are given more foodstuffs in the form of McDonalds, and forced to eat it until you die.

I wish for an un-corruptable wish.

Chubfish · #**681** 07-09-2007, 09:17 AM

Granted. But this wish gets corrupted when the wish starts somehow, due to some illogical and moronic paradox thingy which leads to the blowing up of Sir Alan Sugar and the apprentice and Stephen Hawkins inventing time and space and these forums to become the last refuge of the bombing of the world from some wierd paradox monster thing, which ends my wierd yet interesting excuse for a corruption.

I wish to become fool-proof.

Fortesque13 · #**682** 07-09-2007, 09:48 AM

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searching_depressive_orchestral_tracks.exe
error.exe
orchestral_notfound.exe
[Press Press Insert Word to add the newest word into Global]
im just saying that because i dont know whats orchestral. :[

Orchestral? Anything that involves an orchestra. Violin, Cello, other stuff like that.

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I wish that I had my own house, lived by myself...

I'm about a year away from that even though I'm not mature yet. Yes, I'll be 16 and have my own house. I

in your faces!

OnTopic: You become so fool proof that you miss the fools so much and become one.

I wish I had Mafia models converted to GTA.

Alf Shall Rise · #**683** 07-09-2007, 09:50 AM

Converted to Godfather...how useless!

I wish I wasn't reborn now. >_>

Fortesque13 · #**684** 07-09-2007, 09:54 AM

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Converted to Godfather...how useless!

Indeed, crap game.

OT: You are reborn, but not only that... You're immortal! HA!

I wish I could have my own house right now instead of a year...

Alf Shall Rise · #**685** 07-09-2007, 10:00 AM

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Indeed, crap game.

I like the game. =( I was just saying useless cause the game already has thousands of Mafia people.

OT NO WAI: What? You already have a house, you didn't want it, so we destroyed it to build another sky-riser.

I wish for a stick.

Fortesque13 · #**686** 07-09-2007, 10:06 AM

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I like the game. =( I was just saying useless cause the game already has thousands of Mafia people.

The game's car handling was crap. Since the game is a GTA clone it is supposed to have realistic handling. I don't really see 1930's cars making 120 degree turns without even skidding a little... Not only that, but it was too darn repetitive.

Aaaawww, I feel like playing it again. I miss Tommy...(My character)

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sky-riser

You mean skyscraper, right?

OT: You get one up your rear-end.(rapes you... the same thing)

I wish Godfather was better and moddable...

Chubfish · #**687** 07-09-2007, 10:13 AM

Granted, its so moddable and so good that everybody buys it and plays it and mods it, then the oddworld inhabitants becomes some spammy The Godfather forum...

I wish that more people would see my videos, but only until its just over 9000!!!111 views and/or comments.

skillyaslig · #**688** 07-09-2007, 02:41 PM

granted, but they love it so much they break into your house and gang rape you.

I wish Seb could talk normally.

Alf Shall Rise · #**689** 07-09-2007, 02:49 PM

Seb can now talk normally, but you on the other hand...

I wish for someone to quote my message in a reply.

Chubfish · #**690** 07-09-2007, 09:58 PM

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Seb can now talk normally, but you on the other hand...

I wish for someone to rape me in my sleep. Please?

Granted, but someone edits it.

I wish for someone to quote a quote and start a spammy quote pyramid.