Corrupt a wish thread! -

Chubfish · #**451** 06-29-2007, 08:53 AM

Granted, you can spell so well that you blame everyone else for awfel speeling and baad gramahh and everyone hates you and burns your house down.

I wish I owned Soulstorm Brewery in a cardboard boxform.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**452** 06-29-2007, 08:56 AM

The box gets soggy.

I wish there was a steef pinata in the vive pinata game....Fun.

skillyaslig · #**453** 06-29-2007, 02:22 PM

Granted, but the other pinatas get mad at its extra limbs and throw it into the fire place.

I wish I had a pony

Daxter King · #**454** 06-29-2007, 02:42 PM

The pony rapes you.

I wish that the sig restriction would go away.

LadySlig · #**455** 06-29-2007, 02:51 PM

Granted, but now the sigs are too big and it takes 10 years for the page to load.

I wish I was a warrior princess.

sosha · #**456** 06-29-2007, 09:55 PM

*pooof*and you start kiling ever one then you kill your self

i wish the world was all good and no bad

Marvak · #**457** 06-29-2007, 10:12 PM

Everyone gets sad and bored because there is no danger, there's nothing to get excited about anymore and because there is no low, there's no high. Because there is no bad, there is no death, and the world becomes over populated and we use up all the rescources there is on earth and then when some aliens from space finally come to take over earth, they manage to eradicate the entire human race because we never had any defence, seeing as there had not been any wars in 100,000 years. The moral of this story: Evil exists for a reason.

I wish had a mars bar, NOW.

Alex2405 · #**458** 06-29-2007, 10:33 PM

It has poison, and you die!

I wish i was a burger,

!

Marvak · #**459** 06-29-2007, 11:04 PM

You, uh, get eaten...

I wish I had the power to cause the Apocalypse.

Chubfish · #**460** 06-30-2007, 02:26 AM

Granted, but you can only use it when the universe gets destroyed.

I wish i had a cuter dog.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**461** 06-30-2007, 03:45 AM

Well here you go.

Sadly, others cannot see his cuteness and the two of you are banished to a desolate little house on a hill.

I wish Havoc doesn't find out about the thought of him and a tiger in my head running towards each other across a field of flowers in slow motion like in the movies.

Marvak · #**462** 06-30-2007, 04:02 AM

He doesn't, because when he asks what everyone is giggling is about they say 'Ask Zozo' and so he decides to confront you and ask you, but when you refuse he decides to toture the answer out of you by forcing you to wear a tiger suit and raping you.
(lol, btw)

I wish I could dye my hair again.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**463** 06-30-2007, 04:04 AM

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He doesn't, because when he asks what everyone is giggling is about they say 'Ask Zozo' and so he decides to confront you and ask you, but when you refuse he decides to toture the answer out of you by forcing you to wear a tiger suit and raping you.
(lol, btw)

Too much non con jokes here......

And suicide jokes.

And yes, Pee wee is awesome, he was in one of the worlds ugliest dog contests.

You dye it...But it turns black with pink streaks and everyone laughs at you for looking emoey. You then take your revenge by dyeing their hair, but accidently dye Moxco's hair pink. And so you are in a chase with him trying to beat you with a shovel.

I wish I saw a picture of Skillya! Funs.

Chubfish · #**464** 06-30-2007, 04:05 AM

Granted, but when you see it, it comes alive and eats you.

I wish I had that galaxy chocolate I just ate a few seconds ago...

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**465** 06-30-2007, 04:10 AM

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Granted, but you can only dye it a really horrible green-red-yellow and peach combination.

I wish I had that galaxy chocolate I just ate a few seconds ago...

GASPS! I already answered that questionz11!!

You throw it up. Haha.

I wish Pee wee, the dog that I just posted a picture of, was cloned.....And the army of Pee wee clones will be sent to my enemies.....Starting with that girl who left my recently, along with some rumours.

Chubfish · #**466** 06-30-2007, 05:08 AM

Uh...granted, but they think that the enemies of you are the friends of them and there friend (which is you) is an enemy, and start to kill you instead of the enemies you speak of.

I wish that I had manic typing fingers and couldn't get carpal tunnel syndrome.

Oh yeah, you might have answered that question, but you edited it 2 mins after i had posted the answer as i saw your post didn't have the answer to the wish he made. Man thats a mouthful...but I like yours better so meh...

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**467** 06-30-2007, 05:12 AM

Hmmm, well that's better than the suicide jokes...I get killed by a bunch of chinese hairless crested dogs who can't keep their tongues in their mouth. Awesome, they'll be laughing at my funeral. I can just see the headlines now, GIRL KILLED BY RABID PACK OF PEE WEE'S.

Your fingers get sore and you blow up your computer.

I wish I was a pinata.

Sooo, enjoying your new cuter dog you wished for Chubfish?

Marvak · #**468** 06-30-2007, 05:27 AM

You cause a blindfolded toddler to knock out his mommy while missing you

Funses.

I wish, I wish, I wish that I WILL finish Arrack TONIGHT.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**469** 06-30-2007, 05:40 AM

He's ugly, and even Patrick Vykkers is repusled. So you finish your ugly picture, get your ego stroke from Patrick, but now everyone is being sick all over their computer. And Nate blames you, and now Patrick is crazy and can't sleep at night because he thinks Arrack is going to get him. And so, he goes nuts like Arrack.

I wish the Oddworld queens would meet. And do something.

EDIT: 0_OThere was like 70 people viweing the RPG forum, its usually quiet over there.

And no one is even posting.

Chubfish · #**470** 06-30-2007, 05:41 AM

Yes, I am. He is sooo much more playful than my old dog! WHOA! You type mega quick! Time to change script *cough*...

Granted, they meet together and plot an evil scheme to kill you. They succeed and you are raped by hordes of Glukkons, Mudokons, Sligs and Gabbits and then the queens join in.

I wish for gold. Lots of gold!

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**471** 06-30-2007, 05:44 AM

You didn't....Answer MY question! Gasps, that's the second time!

No one is happy because they can't wish or think or use creativity...Or something!

I wish Nate got banned. Not really, but I'm just curious to know what would happen.

Daxter King · #**472** 06-30-2007, 07:26 AM

Once Nate is banned, no one is keeping Alcar from going CRAZY and hunting down and raping every member of the forum. He also bans you.

I wish Zozo would stop posting in this thread to rise his post count.

Zerox · #**473** 06-30-2007, 07:59 AM

Zozo then realises that you just told her that posting here loads actually does increase her postcount, and quadrafillion posts all over this thread in a row, increasing the number of pages to OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!11!!!11!!!!11!!!11!

I wish Microsoft hadn't ruined Munch's Oddysee.

Daxter King · #**474** 06-30-2007, 08:28 AM

Its released on the PS2, it has many glitches and frame rate issues. Sony forces them to put advertising in, so instead of burping Munch says "Drink Coke!"

I wish for an arena to be built, where people may watch animals fight.

Zerox · #**475** 06-30-2007, 08:36 AM

The animals break out of the arena and kill the spectators instead.

I wish no one had ruined Munch's Oddysee

Chubfish · #**476** 06-30-2007, 08:38 AM

Granted, then every one ruins it.

I wish i had Chinese Food!

Daxter King · #**477** 06-30-2007, 09:13 AM

It rapes you and then kills you.

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Zozo the Zrilufet · #**478** 06-30-2007, 12:19 PM

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Once Nate is banned, no one is keeping Alcar from going CRAZY and hunting down and raping every member of the forum. He also bans you.

I wish Zozo would stop posting in this thread to rise his post count.

But I post here for fun, not post count....

And ha, I'm a he.

N0 0n3 has any 1dea what anyon3 is saying, and w3 a11 g3t confused and stressed.

Daxter King · #**479** 06-30-2007, 12:24 PM

You look like a he. You never made a wish.

I wish Zozo had made a wish.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**480** 06-30-2007, 12:27 PM

^^;Sorry, forgot.....How do I look like a he?! Did you see that picture of me on bebo?!

I made a wish......For you and everyone to be mah slave! And you are forever my slaves, sentenced to a life of cleaning up my mess, sleeping outside and not getting on my computer.

I wish OANST was a pinata and that someone smashed him.