George W. Bush CHOCKS!

Surfacing · #1 01-15-2002, 03:47 AM

I just saw on the news that George Bush Chocked on a pretzel and fainted, He fell from his couch and has a scrape and large bruise on his left cheekbone, plus a bruise on his lower lip, All this damage from A pretzel, i'm gonna think twice before eating another 1 of those again.(This topic is not indented to offend any Americans if it has i apologize).

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One, Two, Middlesboogie · #2 01-15-2002, 02:37 PM

What puzzles me is how you can choke on something that has whacking great holes in it.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #3 01-15-2002, 06:37 PM

Yeah, I've seen that on television. He chokes.....so what? Everyone is going to choke once in there life time.

SeaRex · #4 01-15-2002, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Surfacing:
This topic is not indented to offend any Americans if it has i apologize.

Fear not, my friend. We are quite aware of how smart "Curious George" is. ^_^

Steve · #5 01-15-2002, 07:04 PM

WARNING do not give to children under 3 or U.S. presidents.

Gluk Schmuck · #6 01-15-2002, 07:44 PM

Apparently he could have died, he has a heart condition that means his BPM is 40 rather than the usual 70.

It's such a tragedy...that he didn't eat more at the same time

abe22 · #7 01-15-2002, 08:24 PM

Yeah I heard that they won't shut up about it. I choked on a cornflake when I was little.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #8 01-15-2002, 08:39 PM

I like chocked on skittles before and grape soda!

Sl'askia · #9 01-15-2002, 08:45 PM

Hmm...could this be the indian curse trying to get him? HMMMMMM *ponders*

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #10 01-15-2002, 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Dragadon:
Hmm...could this be the indian curse trying to get him? HMMMMMM *ponders*

Indian curse?

Statikk HDM · #11 01-15-2002, 09:07 PM

I thimk the Indian curse is because "Curious George" wanted to drill for oil in some eskimo's backyard. Am I right?

Sl'askia · #12 01-15-2002, 09:12 PM

Nope...its a real curse (as evidance stands). Abe Lincoln was a victim of it...as was JFK. Both of the forementioned where elected on a zero year. Here is a link to a site about it.
http://www.yowusa.com/Archive/Septem.../13sep00a.html

Guess what? GWB was elected in 2000....hmmmm....

Gluk Schmuck · #13 01-16-2002, 12:51 PM

Ahhh, the infamous zero year curse. I can't wait till he succums to the curse.

Oddsville · #14 01-16-2002, 06:34 PM

Yeah, I remember hearing about that in School. I forgot how it went but something like every twenty years a president is suposed to die (I think thats how it went), but up till now every president that has died while in office has been killed the year the curse is suposed to happen. Now they say George Bush is suposed to be next on the list.

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SeaRex · #15 01-16-2002, 07:28 PM

Oh... Great AllahBuddhaGodShebaSatan! I don't normally wish death upon someone... but... J/K... I wouldn't really wish death upon anyone, no matter how much I don't like them.
But I will sick Spamn' Dan the Cactus Man on him! Jump 'em!!!

Danny · #16 01-16-2002, 07:56 PM

I'm sure there has been a President since then who was elected in a Zero Year... Was it Nixon or somebody?

Sl'askia · #17 01-16-2002, 09:08 PM

Reagan was the only pres to escape the curse so far, but he did almost die from an assassination attempt.

abe22 · #18 01-16-2002, 09:29 PM

Nixon was elected in 1969 and went to 1974 he died in 1994 of a stroke.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #19 01-16-2002, 11:36 PM

Nixon was like bad, he did a lot of scams at his time...

Kroenig the Glukkon · #20 01-17-2002, 12:47 AM

Im an American and I laughed my freakin head off when Iheard that.I still get a kick out of it when he said "One thing I learned today was to always chew your pretzels before you swallow"

MrBoj · #21 01-18-2002, 09:02 PM

He fainted while watching football. (american football that is) He didnt chew enough and the pretzel cut his nerve synaps off for a brief amount of time. He fell on a hardwood florr, and well, came to later. Oh yes, and he was reportedly drinking some beer as well.

Recent reports say that a bag of pretzels and a six pack of Budweiser are being sent to Taliban headquarters.

The Magog On The March · #22 01-18-2002, 10:19 PM

personally, I got sick of hearing about how the prez choked (isn't it choked, not chocks?) I mean, you hear it on the news, you read articles making fun of him because of it, you watch the daily show and they're making fun of it, saturday day night live will OBVIOUSLY make fun of it, the other kids at school make fun of it.. yeash, I thought it was funny the first time I heard it. By the 70th, I was getting sick of it. By the 112th, I find pictures of dead babies more amusing. He choked on a pretzel, whoo. If, say, Brad Pitt choked on a pretzel, I doubt they'd give ANY coverage to it... I can imagine in the Tabloids, "Pretzel secret weapon from Afghan terrorists!"

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR · #23 01-18-2002, 11:49 PM

Hey, I swallow food whole sometimes and nothing happens. I guess he's too old to do t he things that he use to do.

Surfacing · #24 01-19-2002, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by The Magog On The March:
personally, I got sick of hearing about how the prez choked (isn't it choked, not chocks?) I mean, you hear it on the news, you read articles making fun of him because of it, you watch the daily show and they're making fun of it, saturday day night live will OBVIOUSLY make fun of it, the other kids at school make fun of it.. yeash, I thought it was funny the first time I heard it. By the 70th, I was getting sick of it. By the 112th, I find pictures of dead babies more amusing.

Well Magog on the march, how i'm i suppose to know how many times u have heard about the incident.? If u have heard about it so many times maby u have have just stayed away from this topic,but i put this topic up like a day after the incident happened, not everyone had known about then, but now everyone does.Also i was not making fun of him at all i just informing the others at the forums about the incident.

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Sal the Mudokon · #25 01-19-2002, 12:52 AM

Yeah it was kind of funny at first. "Hahaha, hes choking. What's on E?" Then it got stupid as hell when everyone started saying it at school. "You know that there is a lack of funny shit on TV when a man and a pretzel can beat the ratings of a midget dressed as an oompa loompa falling over on a skateboard (MTV's JACKASS). I declare that from this day forward, the only genuinly funny part of this topic will be Spamn' Dan the Cactus Man. Yeah, the pretzle thing was funny...now its...not...nuff sed...will continue to think about the three most important things in life...Hooch (the best damn drink on earth), Boobs, AND cookies.

Steve the Gabbit · #26 01-19-2002, 03:30 AM

excuse me if i repeat anything i'm just trying to get a few words in

Steve the Gabbit · #27 01-19-2002, 03:33 AM

Bush went to txas university or something liker that and i heard that the school he was at had there fair share of parties
what i'm trying to say is that pres. bush was drinking at the time if you study some of the evidence

Steve the Gabbit · #28 01-19-2002, 03:38 AM

when you drink your throat generally relaxes making things harder to swaqllow. also one of the main snacks to go with drinking happens to be pretzels. also seeing that alcahol dehydrates you which would make your throat kinda dry.
would make it very easy to choke on a pretzel

abe22 · #29 01-19-2002, 03:44 AM

Steve the Gabbit please use the edit button it is a pencil and paper insted of posting posts one after another.

SeaRex · #30 01-19-2002, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Sal the Mudokon:
...the only genuinly funny part of this topic will be Spamn' Dan the Cactus Man.

We done good Dan... we done good.