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  #331  
06-21-2007, 12:09 AM
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Granted, but you choke on the overly soggy noodles

I wish I had a friend whom was a slig.
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  #332  
06-21-2007, 12:16 AM
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Granted, but his visor fails and sees you as an enemy to the Magog Cartel, and shoots out your BRAINZ!

I wish for a fish.
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  #333  
06-21-2007, 03:52 AM
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Each to their own <3

Granted, Ricky meets Agent and he grabs her and... farts.
XDWhat the heck? ....What did he grab exactly?

IT'S A GIANT PIRHANA! RETREAT111!!!!

I wish I could magically teleport to Splat's house...
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  #334  
06-21-2007, 07:49 AM
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Granted! You end up arriving in his shower. While he's in it.

I wish I had some ramen noodles. I'm hungry.
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  #335  
06-21-2007, 10:32 AM
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You don't get any and starve to death

I wish for a preist to come and cleanse my house of the ghost that haunts it.
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  #336  
06-21-2007, 01:27 PM
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Granted, although you are the ghost.

I wish I had moar butterzorzzzzzzzz!!!111111oneone...for my toast. It keeps running out!
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  #337  
06-21-2007, 05:59 PM
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You are buried in butter and suffocate.

I wish I wasn't so left-brained. (I think I got an injury in my right side of my head when I was young, but I can't remember anything like that.)

:
XDWhat the heck? ....What did he grab exactly?
Breasticles.
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  #338  
06-22-2007, 03:48 AM
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Breasticles.
Then she castrated him with her gun.

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Granted! You end up arriving in his shower. While he's in it.

I wish I had some ramen noodles. I'm hungry.
MA EYES!!11!!! (Explodes)

You are now neither brained.

I wish my friend on DA would answer my RP comments....Darn you Stranger's girl....I'm still waiting....Always....
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  #339  
06-24-2007, 11:35 AM
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Yes shee does and it ruins your life and you die a slow and painful death involving a horses head and a concreate overcoat

I wish I didn't have to watch the Godfather tomorrow
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  #340  
06-24-2007, 10:04 PM
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Granted. You must watch reality TV.

I wish that I wasn't shivering like a seisure because it's so cold here.
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  #341  
06-24-2007, 10:23 PM
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If you want to be married to a pedophilic old man, go and join Islam. It was founded by one!
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  #342  
06-24-2007, 11:01 PM
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If you want to be married to a pedophilic old man, go and join Islam. It was founded by one!
...What the...?
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  #343  
06-24-2007, 11:12 PM
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Granted. You must watch reality TV.

I wish that I wasn't shivering like a seisure because it's so cold here.
It's too hot and you go on fiyah!

I wish Marvak would post in W@RF....Now....

EDIT: I just accidently made a link....What the?....
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I am a man. Do not call me otherwise, or you are doing it wrong. Times correctly guessed as a man: Patrick: 1, Mitsur: 1, Daxter king: 1, OANST: More than once, Nemo: 1, alf's brother's mate: 1, Nate: 1, Anonyman!: 1. The assumption everyone is male probably comes from the fact 90% of characters in Oddworld are male. The editpenis<a href=http://www.oddworldforums.net/signaturepics/sigpic4236_3.gif target=_blank>http://www.oddworldforums.net/signat...gpic4236_3.gif</a>

  #344  
06-25-2007, 12:24 AM
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@ Zozo: Okay

The post turns out to be small and disappointing.

I wish that I could listen to this forever and ever.
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  #345  
06-25-2007, 07:02 AM
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You go crazy from being happy about listening to it but suffer lack of sleep and die a mad person.

I wish I could fly! Wheee!

....Answer W@RF again Marclar....Mwahahaha...
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I am a man. Do not call me otherwise, or you are doing it wrong. Times correctly guessed as a man: Patrick: 1, Mitsur: 1, Daxter king: 1, OANST: More than once, Nemo: 1, alf's brother's mate: 1, Nate: 1, Anonyman!: 1. The assumption everyone is male probably comes from the fact 90% of characters in Oddworld are male. The editpenis<a href=http://www.oddworldforums.net/signaturepics/sigpic4236_3.gif target=_blank>http://www.oddworldforums.net/signat...gpic4236_3.gif</a>

  #346  
06-25-2007, 08:40 AM
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wish granted! you fly all over the place but are mistaken for a male by alcar.

I wish runescape would die
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  #347  
06-25-2007, 09:33 AM
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wish granted! you fly all over the place but are mistaken for a male by alcar.
?

Runescape ressurects, and is now bigger than evah11!!

I wish none of the mods shoot me for adding to the pointless violence in W@RF....Srsly.
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I am a man. Do not call me otherwise, or you are doing it wrong. Times correctly guessed as a man: Patrick: 1, Mitsur: 1, Daxter king: 1, OANST: More than once, Nemo: 1, alf's brother's mate: 1, Nate: 1, Anonyman!: 1. The assumption everyone is male probably comes from the fact 90% of characters in Oddworld are male. The editpenis<a href=http://www.oddworldforums.net/signaturepics/sigpic4236_3.gif target=_blank>http://www.oddworldforums.net/signat...gpic4236_3.gif</a>

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  #348  
06-25-2007, 09:36 AM
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Evry mod shoots at you for adding pointless violence and they all do it 100 times

I wish Munch's oddysee was on playstation
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  #349  
06-25-2007, 09:38 AM
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granted, but instead, its Playstation THREE

I wish I knew the mystery of what was the green thing on the scrab cake was made from out of a scrab. x.x
(because we get confusions on the Oddworld Flavor thread)
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  #350  
06-25-2007, 09:57 AM
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Ha just so you know I have playstation 3 so take that sucker

The only documents containing the ingredeants for scrab cakes are destroid

I wish I was psycic
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  #351  
06-25-2007, 10:57 AM
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You go nuts from having poltergeists talk to you all the time.

I wish I could shoot everyone in W@RF and not just my own characters! WHooO!
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I am a man. Do not call me otherwise, or you are doing it wrong. Times correctly guessed as a man: Patrick: 1, Mitsur: 1, Daxter king: 1, OANST: More than once, Nemo: 1, alf's brother's mate: 1, Nate: 1, Anonyman!: 1. The assumption everyone is male probably comes from the fact 90% of characters in Oddworld are male. The editpenis<a href=http://www.oddworldforums.net/signaturepics/sigpic4236_3.gif target=_blank>http://www.oddworldforums.net/signat...gpic4236_3.gif</a>

  #352  
06-25-2007, 11:31 AM
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you lose your mind and kill your self


I wish i could trust some one
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  #353  
06-25-2007, 11:49 AM
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you lose your mind and kill your self
NOT ANOTHER ZOZO SUICIDE JOKE! (Explodes)

You can only trust one....And that one is...Yourself....

I wish I knew what the lady marmalade song stuck in my ears was singing about.
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I am a man. Do not call me otherwise, or you are doing it wrong. Times correctly guessed as a man: Patrick: 1, Mitsur: 1, Daxter king: 1, OANST: More than once, Nemo: 1, alf's brother's mate: 1, Nate: 1, Anonyman!: 1. The assumption everyone is male probably comes from the fact 90% of characters in Oddworld are male. The editpenis<a href=http://www.oddworldforums.net/signaturepics/sigpic4236_3.gif target=_blank>http://www.oddworldforums.net/signat...gpic4236_3.gif</a>

  #354  
06-25-2007, 06:14 PM
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....Answer W@RF again Marclar....Mwahahaha...
It's Marvak, Zozo.

Granted, but the truth is so horrible and terrifying that you... uh... lose your mind and kill yourself. (lawl lack of originality)

I wish people would stop bashing Venks about the violence thing, he dun deserve it.
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  #355  
06-25-2007, 07:13 PM
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they stop and he kills the world


I wish it was summer all the time..... haha beat that
  #356  
06-25-2007, 08:45 PM
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We all die of heat stroke.

I wish I had all the episodes of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" on DVD.
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  #357  
06-26-2007, 04:02 AM
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It's Marvak, Zozo.

Granted, but the truth is so horrible and terrifying that you... uh... lose your mind and kill yourself. (lawl lack of originality)
I know, but you username reminds me of the Marclar off South Park, so I sometimes call you- YOU MADE ANOTHER ZOZO SUICIDE JOKE111!!! (Blows up computer and self in rage)

You get a bad secret lost episode, with NC-17 coprophillia. You are now emotionally scarred for life.

I wish OANST wasn't eebill.
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I am a man. Do not call me otherwise, or you are doing it wrong. Times correctly guessed as a man: Patrick: 1, Mitsur: 1, Daxter king: 1, OANST: More than once, Nemo: 1, alf's brother's mate: 1, Nate: 1, Anonyman!: 1. The assumption everyone is male probably comes from the fact 90% of characters in Oddworld are male. The editpenis<a href=http://www.oddworldforums.net/signaturepics/sigpic4236_3.gif target=_blank>http://www.oddworldforums.net/signat...gpic4236_3.gif</a>

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  #358  
06-26-2007, 07:01 AM
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He becomes all nice and lovey-dovey for the next week, and gives everyone hugs and kisses and free cookies and never pokes fun at anyone. However, as soon as that week is up, he returns to his normal self and seeks revenge for making him so disgustingly and embarrasingly out-of-character.

I wish Patrick Vykkers will like my picture of Arrack.
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  #359  
06-26-2007, 09:32 AM
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Patrick Vykkers spits on your picture.

I wish I had a trench coat.
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06-26-2007, 09:36 AM
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You order one of the internet but get a straightjackit insted

I wish I was a werewolf.
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