Oh, i can welcome you here! *slaps forehead* How strange! I just welcomed you in the book topic. Well, I'm going to take it to myself to welcome you correctly, and efficiently. Here I go...
Welcome to the forums! Or as I call forums, fluffy hell! (I don't know why..I call all forums that) Have a good time! Oh, Sydney didn't go over the rules? Yikes! I will...
1:No eating cheesey type foods while being here.
2:Absolutely NO SOCKS!
3

every forum has this,but I'll say it any way) To be a full member of the forums, you must eat a bicycle at EXACTLY midnight on your neighbor's roof.
4:You get a receit just in case you end up not being happy with the forums.
5:I have to give you a free bathtub.*gives her a bathtub* there.
And those are the rules. Every one follows them. *eats cheesey foods in his socks* Yes, I follow them well. You should too!have a great time! I can tell your gonna be a well known member here. I dunno why, but I can sense it.*whispers to Kiyara*Oh, none of us here really follow those rules...we don't even know why we have them...they were assigned by Sydney and Abe Babe.. but don't mind them, they're just a little mentally unstable..*gives abe babe and sydney weird looks*Weirdos..
[ September 22, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ]