Hobo's Thread

[Hobo]

I'm so awesome i should have a whole forum. But Peter would get mad that all the little children liked that instead of him, so i guess I'm stuck making myself a nice cosy thread.

This is the thread where i will talk about stuff, but being a busy man, i have not got the time to think of topics myself, that's where I need YOU, the reader, to help!

I need you to suggest things for me to review and rant about, it can be anything, whether I'm currently aware of it or not. But if I am not aware of it, let me know where I can get or view it.

I'm talking anything here, members on OWF, my own posts, films, TV shows, Political issues, General Subjects, Music. Seriously, I will review a goddamn banana if i have to.

So post your suggestions here. Now.

[Voodoo Hand]

Well i are just overwhelmed by this, for you to offer, with your busy schedule and all, to share you HoBoisms is just too much.

Unfortunately, at this moment i am packed full of my own opinions with no room
any others. But rest assured that if i get any space any time soon i`ll head right over here.

It`s too bad that there is no special place where we could get you and OANST
together, and ya`ll could wholesalely trash, bash , smash and generally ride
roughshod over the lesser beings that litter these pages.

It could be called ' The Cynic`s (with wit and dark humor) Corner . That would
rule.

Of course the downside of it would be having to explain most of the
comments because of the " I don`t GET it " response.

Well anyway,thanks for the offer.

HOLD ON , just thought of something:

What is the Hobo take on a 30something ,purported, overachiever who`s
mother dictates their life, maybe even from another country?

Also, who in their right Fucking mind would buy, let alone drink
something called Sainsburys Basics Spanish Red Wine !!!!

[Hobo]

What is the Hobo take on a 30something ,purported, overachiever who`s
mother dictates their life, maybe even from another country?

Also, who in their right Fucking mind would buy, let alone drink
something called Sainsburys Basics Spanish Red Wine !!!!

Well, I'm glad you asked these questions Handy!

My opinion on such a, clearly fictional not based on reality at all, character would be one of great mirth, with me laughing as he jumps from career to career without as much as an earthworm's penis in training. If such a person were to exist I'm pretty sure that I might laugh so much at the irony of their existence that I may explode from the loins.

He would get 3 Insane Grey Men out of 4.25





In response to your other question, I'm a Hobo, what are you expecting?

[Voodoo Hand]

Well, I'm glad you asked these questions Handy!

In response to your other question, I'm a Hobo, what are you expecting?

That`s MR. Handy too you Vault Dweller.

Don`t get my gyros in an uproar.

I expected as much.




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[Mutual Friend]

Have you ever been to a funeral?

[Patrick Vykkers]

[toxicity]

[mitsur]

I lose more respect for patrick each time he posts those retarded photos.

[Leto]

Here's something to combobulate: **** off.

Your avatar amuses me though.

Otherwise, ignore this post and review this banana.

[Salamander]

See my name on the currently active users list? There's a plus symbol next to my name, review that.

EDIT: It might be because I'm on my own buddy list...

[Strike Witch]

Review the Mods.

[Nate]

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought to myself "Either I'll have to close it or stickify it, no middle ground".

Then I opened it and realised that this one is just another pisspoor attempt at a spamthread. You're no better than ClaireBear.


Ooh... Burn!

[Hobo]

Well well you're all keeping me busy today!

Have you ever been to a funeral?

No, I have not been to a funeral, I tried once, but i got banned after I thought it was a fancy dress party. They didn't approve of Jesus turning up.

Well, they did, but got a bit pissed when they realized i couldn't really raise the dead

Well, my review of that picture is that Patrick Vykkers needs to get some originality, and think of his own witty comebacks to matters that are clearly out of his comprehension, maybe leaving dictionary next to the computer will help you understand the long words Patrick.

Fat men are awesome, i approve of this picture

I lose more respect for patrick each time he posts those retarded photos.

Review of mitsur's post:

It is the best thing posted on OWF since Paramiteabe's reign of terror.

Here's something to combobulate: **** off.

Your avatar amuses me though.

Otherwise, ignore this post and review this banana.

Well in review of your swearing, i feel that the asterisks were a cliche, i mean, a simple italic letter would have given you the ability to hurl all kinds of abuse at me, but you went with the old faithful ****.

1/pi

That banana on the other hand, clearly has a crisis of identity. It has realised that it's position as the family's treasure phallic fruit, where the whole family would gather round on a Sunday evening for entertainment, has gone, it has now sold out, and is thus never going to be popular on Myspace and it will only have Tom as a friend.

3/e^1

See my name on the currently active users list? There's a plus symbol next to my name, review that.

EDIT: It might be because I'm on my own buddy list...

You're on your own buddy list, Go you!

Review the Mods.

Incompetent.

When I saw the title of this thread, I thought to myself "Either I'll have to close it or stickify it, no middle ground".

Then I opened it and realised that this one is just another pisspoor attempt at a spamthread. You're no better than ClaireBear.


Ooh... Burn!

This post is the truth. But the subscript text is just a pain for the eyes nate, maybe you should be a nice considerate member and post in size seven, with long words spelled phonetically, so people like Patrick can understand.

[Salamander]

You're on your own buddy list, Go you!.

I settled for that after I discovered I couldn't ignore myself.

[Patrick Vykkers]

More love from me to you.
I looked you up;

[Hobo]

I obviously need to remind you...

I lose more respect for patrick each time he posts those retarded photos.

[Patrick Vykkers]

Mitsur/=/any kind of authority beyond having a custom title.
Sorry, computer says no.

[Nate]

This post is the truth. But the subscript text is just a pain for the eyes nate, maybe you should be a nice considerate member and post in size seven, with long words spelled phonetically, so people like Patrick can understand.

Whoops. I forgot to actually close this shite.

Dang.