Corrupt a wish thread! -

Laser · #**271** 06-13-2007, 10:11 AM

granted you sleep till you are 145 because your body is using so little energy and you are now famous as the longest living human ever and people pay to have there picture taken with you and you become a millionare but all of a sudden you wake up and crumble to dust

I wish that my brother would stop playing Runescape

Gerard-Blaize · #**272** 06-13-2007, 01:22 PM

granted, he moves onto W.o.W, hacks constantly and mocks people with bad English. he is now the most hated W.o.W player and he is killed by a pro assassin hired by some one who had thier years of W.o.W playing ruined when your brother infected his account.

i wish for an endless can of flammable aerosol and a ligher that never ran out of gas/over heated.

Chubfish · #**273** 06-13-2007, 01:37 PM

Granted, the can catches fire and never stops burning, gets bigger and bigger and destroys the universe.

I wish FOR FISH!!! AND SUSHI! SUSHI FTW!

LadySlig · #**274** 06-13-2007, 11:32 PM

Granted, but you choke to death on a bit of blowfish

I wish I wasnt a wimp.

Marvak · #**275** 06-14-2007, 12:02 AM

Granted, you are now so strong and hardcore you regularly make money every week by winning illegal organised streetfights, but then you accidentally kill someone and the police catch you and you are put to death by lethal injection.

I wish I could ask favours of my friends without them scowling at me and excluding me.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**276** 06-14-2007, 07:52 AM

They scream at you and beat you with pieces of fruit instead.

I wish I could hire an assasin to kill all of the trolls on this site.

Laser · #**277** 06-14-2007, 11:18 AM

Wish granted!But then he is killed by the trollishness of hobo and OANST
i wish that i could feel love

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granted, he moves onto W.o.W, hacks constantly and mocks people with bad English. he is now the most hated W.o.W player and he is killed by a pro assassin hired by some one who had thier years of W.o.W playing ruined when your brother infected his account

already happened

speed the scrab · #**278** 06-14-2007, 12:52 PM

The love of your life dumps you and your heart is broken

I wish for a robe.

Arxryl · #**279** 06-14-2007, 01:13 PM

Wow... I get a Death Note without having it corrupted in any way? Sweet! Thank god for people not paying attention! (look at my last post on prev. page.)

IC: Granted, but... well. the robe is waaaaaay too small for you to wear. Sorry.

I wish my room was clean...

Gerard-Blaize · #**280** 06-14-2007, 05:09 PM

it is clean. with a brand new asbestos ceiling!

i wish that everyone who reads this post goes to off-topic discussion and reads my PLEASE READ!!!

thread.

P.S you write down your own name in your death note while looking in the mirror. you die moments afer L (or whatever his name is, havn't read it in ages.... you know the guy) finds you and your death god and f*cks up the series.

Marvak · #**281** 06-14-2007, 06:51 PM

Everyone reads it, but doesn't care.

I wish I didn't get period pains so badly.

Daxter King · #**282** 06-14-2007, 08:46 PM

You have no periods, your pregnant with fathers baby, thats why you have no periods.

I wish I was on vacation.

skillyaslig · #**283** 06-14-2007, 09:23 PM

Granted but when on vacation a hurricane hits and you get sucked up and hit by a cow.

I wish I had chocolate

Marvak · #**284** 06-14-2007, 10:16 PM

Granted, but you then get fat and break out in pimples.

I wish I knew what to draw.

Daxter King · #**285** 06-14-2007, 10:19 PM

You know what to draw, then your hands pop off and you cant draw it.

I wish I was raised by a cup of coffee!

Dracula’s Ex · #**286** 06-14-2007, 10:54 PM

Granted, but then you smell so nice, people break into your house and put you in a smelling Zoo.

I wish I had a pet dog

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**287** 06-14-2007, 11:21 PM

It goes on the run after attacking a girl in a swimming pool...Like in that dream I had...

I wish the trolls would get therapy.

speed the scrab · #**288** 06-15-2007, 03:08 AM

Granted but they send the bill to you

I wish I was jack black

Laser · #**289** 06-15-2007, 06:22 AM

yes you are but then all your films bomb then some druggys kidnap you and do coke off your scrotum

Arxryl · #**290** 06-15-2007, 01:04 PM

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P.S you write down your own name in your death note while looking in the mirror. you die moments afer L (or whatever his name is, havn't read it in ages.... you know the guy) finds you and your death god and f*cks up the series.

Damn...

And Laser... you seem to be wishing for a wish? Granted. But I won't give you a wish since I am to corrupt it.... yeah. That made sense...

I wish I had what I wanted.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**291** 06-15-2007, 02:04 PM

You have all the money and women in the world....And yet, it is not enough....You want to become God, but since you can't do that, you get sad instead.

I wish I didn't have to get off soon.

Voodoo Hand · #**292** 06-15-2007, 02:12 PM

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I wish I didn't have to get off soon.

Why I like to get off.

Ok, you can stay till your 95, maybe Oddworld will have a new game by then.

I wish Oddworld had a new game......................NOW.

Arxryl · #**293** 06-15-2007, 02:50 PM

Well, they rush to make the game in accordance to your request, and well... in the rush, the disk isn't properly created, and destroys your xbox/Playstation/Wii or whatever console it is on...sorry.

I wish I had Deadric armor.

Chubfish · #**294** 06-15-2007, 03:21 PM

Granted, your speeling arror makes your Deadric Armour appear. You put it on and die, as it had an enchantment that does 1000000000 damage to your health, muahahahahahahaaa whatever...

I wish I had Daedric Armour with no damn suprises, like a goblin popping out of no where and killing me.

Marvak · #**295** 06-15-2007, 05:58 PM

Granted, you get entirely predictable Daedric Armour, but you get bored with it and throw it away, causeing the two universes to collide and destroy each other.

I wish I could drink as much alchohol as I wanted and still pass the breathalyser.

Chubfish · #**296** 06-15-2007, 11:37 PM

Granted, you drink all the alcohol you can too test it, but it seems they have upgraded the Breathalyser so it has magic corrupting capabilities, calling it the Corruptalyser, and you are sent to jail for 10 decades.

I wish for a way to kill people and dispose of their corpses, but without touching them or hiring someone to do the job.

Marvak · #**297** 06-16-2007, 03:04 AM

Granted, you can tear people to shreds just by thinking it, and make their bodies dissapear. However, a genius detective with a single letter codename finds out and sends you to your execution. Yay for Elfen Lied/ Death Note crossovers. Yay.

I wish I didn't have OCD. I wish I didn't.

Laser · #**298** 06-16-2007, 03:11 AM

Wish granted.
Now you don't have ocd but then they find out thatocd is the key to long life so everyone gets it and lives forever but you die at the age of 40 alone and uncared...

I wish i wasn't so weak

Chubfish · #**299** 06-16-2007, 03:13 AM

Granted. Your now even weaker.

I wish for moar chocolate.

speed the scrab · #**300** 06-16-2007, 07:05 AM

Granted but you choke on it

I wish for a skeleton key