Corrupt a wish thread! -

Paramite of War · #**241** 06-07-2007, 10:26 PM

Granted, Though the seeds held the antidote...

I wish I was In charge of a loyal 1000 man army.

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**242** 06-07-2007, 10:56 PM

Granted! They're so loyal, they'll gladly take a bullet for you... all at once. Crushing you underneath their collective weight.

I wish that the Lunesta Butterfly didn't hate me.

Ajiellyn · #**243** 06-07-2007, 11:04 PM

It seems to change its mind about you and you fall asleep perpetually, having this dream over and over.

I wish I could play Munch's Oddysee.

Marvak · #**244** 06-07-2007, 11:13 PM

Granted, but you get sucked into the game and then get operated on by a Vykker, without anesthetic!

I wish I didn't have all these weird hallucinations when I'm sick.

Arxryl · #**245** 06-09-2007, 09:22 AM

Granted! Now you only have them when you are well!

I wish I knew what to wish for...

Marvak · #**246** 06-10-2007, 12:10 AM

Granted, but it was so horrifically corrupted that you wish you'd never made that wish, which is then granted, leaving you only with the traumatised memories and an eerie empty feeling inside.

I wish I wasn't so Odd damn emo just now.

6-finger-fred · #**247** 06-10-2007, 09:00 AM

Granted. You act so life-loving and peaceful you are shot because you wouldn't stop dancing.

I wish that made more sense.

Laser · #**248** 06-10-2007, 11:56 AM

It did.But it made so much sense that 10,000 stockbrokers and undertakers kill themselves because of how they have found out that there life is meaningless.

I wish for a perfect level on my french speaking test tomorrow

Ajiellyn · #**249** 06-10-2007, 03:24 PM

You get a perfect score, but your parents are so impressed that they want you to study in France for the rest of your days. They don't stop insisting until you are sent away to a foreign country where nobody knows you!

I wish someone would reply to the last post about the MMOSG.

Gerard-Blaize · #**250** 06-10-2007, 04:55 PM

granted, a stalker replies and tracks you down to amputate your ears.

i wish that Danny wasn't killed at the end of American History X

Marvak · #**251** 06-10-2007, 07:31 PM

Granted. He comes back to life... to torture you because he was in the middle of enjoying a nice afterlife.

I wish that Dripik would hurry up and post again in the W@RF thread.

Gerard-Blaize · #**252** 06-11-2007, 07:11 AM

granted, his post overloads the Work at Rupture Farms thread and shuts down the game forever.

i wish that my copy of A.O on the ps1 didnt freeze

speed the scrab · #**253** 06-11-2007, 10:31 AM

Granted but the wish sapped your gaming powers and you cannot escape rupturefarms.

I wish I had an army of fuzzles that won't attack me.

6-finger-fred · #**254** 06-11-2007, 12:57 PM

Granted. They gather a group of fleeches to suck on your tender flesh.

I wish I had an ak-47 that didn't suck because it was made of plastic.

Chubfish · #**255** 06-11-2007, 01:07 PM

Granted, it doesnt suck but is made out of cardboard.

I wish I had a good haxxing device for my DS lite.

Gerard-Blaize · #**256** 06-11-2007, 03:34 PM

granted, but a group of original chunky ds owners track you down and skin you alive for opting for the sexy lite option that makes G.B.A games jut out like a sore tumb.

i wish rex didn't close the stupid anwsers for stupid questions thread...

Arxryl · #**257** 06-11-2007, 05:24 PM

Granted. Nate closed it.

I wish I owned a Death Note.

Infection Form 143 · #**258** 06-11-2007, 06:46 PM

I wish for zombies to take over the world so that I was the last guy on earth and Pamela Anderson would take me up on that thing she offered me!

I mean, I wish for world peace.

6-finger-fred · #**259** 06-11-2007, 07:41 PM

Granted. However, the agreement must be filled in blood, an argument occurs over who will shed the "ink", and war begins.

I wish I owned a death note.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #**260** 06-12-2007, 03:45 AM

It's a death note for your own death. You die, haha.

I wish I could not be so lazy with my schoolwork.

Marvak · #**261** 06-12-2007, 03:59 AM

Granted. You work as hard as you can... but you still PHAIL.

I wish that it wasn't so finger-numbingly cold here.

Gerard-Blaize · #**262** 06-12-2007, 04:15 AM

granted, now its toe numbingly cold.

i wish for peas

Chubfish · #**263** 06-12-2007, 09:02 AM

Granted, but they are diseased.

I wish I had a working USB slot on this computer as it sucks like ****.

speed the scrab · #**264** 06-12-2007, 10:22 AM

Granted but all usb devices suddenly fail

I wish for a .50 desert eagle.

Gerard-Blaize · #**265** 06-12-2007, 10:43 AM

granted, due to your stupidity you look down the barrel. the gun is a few centi metres away from your eye and its loaded. at this point... you choke on a ham sandwich.

i wish, there for i am

speed the scrab · #**266** 06-12-2007, 12:08 PM

Everyone belives you are random and therefor you are shunned out of socioty.

I wish I was a necromancer.

Gerard-Blaize · #**267** 06-12-2007, 05:20 PM

granted. you sell your skills as a "zombie shop". Reiko sees you as competion and gets Saki to slice you into lil bits.

i wish.... i had another wish left to wish

Marvak · #**268** 06-12-2007, 11:02 PM

Granted, but you become a spoiled brat and everyone hates you and you live yor life alone.

I wish for a voodoo doll.

speed the scrab · #**269** 06-13-2007, 06:40 AM

Granted but it looks like you and someone steals it during the night

I wish I had a private island.

Ajiellyn · #**270** 06-13-2007, 08:24 AM

Granted, but one day while you're visiting it your boat breaks down and you end up stranded with no food or water, only a volleyball which you'll come to call Abe (because so much lack of Oddworld and everything will look like inhabitants!) There will be a palm tree called Molluck, and you'll be sure to keep the volleyball away from it.

I wish I hadn't gotten just 3 hours of sleep.