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06-01-2007, 07:37 PM
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N-O.

Monkey pie?
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06-04-2007, 07:21 AM
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with added testicles

If i had 3 peas and added four kernals and made it into a broth would i have ginger hair?

  #1203  
06-04-2007, 07:40 AM
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A: Actually, I think that's the recipe for brown.

Q: Why do I love Backstreet Boys so much?
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06-04-2007, 02:29 PM
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Because they wear after shave.

Does Havoc like tigers?
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06-04-2007, 03:22 PM
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Yes, and he is glad they don't A-sexually reproduce

Baseball hat or Straight-Jacket?
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  #1206  
06-04-2007, 04:48 PM
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Depends, does the jacket go with your shoes?

Dr.Pepper or university?
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06-04-2007, 07:37 PM
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A: Doctor Pepper University! The only college where you can get a PHD in flavor!

Q: Uh oh! What'cha gonna do???
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  #1208  
06-05-2007, 03:35 AM
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stay on the pc!

oh no! how could they revoke my PHD in fizziness?!
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06-05-2007, 07:48 AM
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by it not existing

$+$=%?

  #1210  
06-05-2007, 08:07 AM
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100% tasty!!

why me speak un good?
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  #1211  
06-05-2007, 02:20 PM
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Because you're getting sleepy. @_@

Gag me with a spoon please?
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06-05-2007, 02:27 PM
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Shh, Alf_shall_rise, my secret shouldn't be revealed in public!

What do you do with a refridgator with a push door?
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06-05-2007, 02:55 PM
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get confused and starve.

why is q such a funny letter?
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06-05-2007, 03:30 PM
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Because it looks like someone ripped it off from the letters b, d, and p.

Polly want a cracker?
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06-05-2007, 05:53 PM
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A: ... *shoves crackers into Slaveless' mouth*

Q: Why can't we be friends; why can't we be friends?
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06-05-2007, 10:35 PM
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A: Because your a cat and I'm a dog.

Q: Why cant I brush the blood off my teeth?
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06-06-2007, 05:26 PM
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Because your teeth was bought for 3.00 at the Dollar Store. They are pretty much spin offs from densers, with much less nice quality.

*tries to speak with crackers in my mouth* Mumble mumble, mumble mumble?
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  #1218  
06-06-2007, 11:57 PM
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My GOD, you sicken me.

Interns?
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  #1219  
06-07-2007, 01:49 AM
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No, i do not like the taste of cat pee.

Dog pee, then?
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  #1220  
06-07-2007, 02:24 AM
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If you want... I suppose. Just make sure you're not accidentally drinking lemonade (that would be awful).

What would happen if I joined KKK?
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  #1221  
06-07-2007, 06:08 AM
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Your black friends would make excuses not to hang out with you

Do catipillers make webs?
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06-07-2007, 09:06 AM
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yes
If the moon is star shaped what colour is the universe?

  #1223  
06-07-2007, 01:16 PM
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Yes.

Can someone tell me what's going on?
  #1224  
06-07-2007, 06:36 PM
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The universe is expanding, God died because nobody believed in him, the human race is plotting it's own extiction, and I have a cold. There, in a nutshell.

Can someone please give me some aspirin? I have a headache.
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  #1225  
06-09-2007, 09:24 AM
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What? Give you some poison? Okay.




Graduation? What are they graduating from?
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  #1226  
06-09-2007, 10:08 AM
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Childhood.

why did i have to pay money to see the new pirates of the caribbean??
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06-10-2007, 12:01 AM
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What do you mean you had to pay money? I didn't.

Why has my creative potential suddenly ceased?
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06-10-2007, 12:01 PM
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Because its the end of the world as we know it (and i feel fine)

What does S.T.A.L.K.E.R stand for?

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06-10-2007, 02:51 PM
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Sure, Turn on Any Little Kangeroos, Ecomonic Rapper.

My car is broken. Can you pay the bill that fixes it?
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  #1230  
06-10-2007, 04:38 PM
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who's Bill, a mechanic?? (I'm so fricikin' funny! )

can anyone get the "Yellow + Blue = Green" thingy in the booklet for Mechanical Animals working???
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