Stupid answers for stupid questions -

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**1111** 05-18-2007, 10:12 PM

A: Because it reminds you of home. *sigh*

Q: Why does Nate have a zombie queen?

Marvak · #**1112** 05-18-2007, 10:23 PM

Because he's a necrophiliac.
Why do I smell so bad, even after I just showered?

WaterMelody · #**1113** 05-19-2007, 02:14 AM

skunk?

why are black pearls so hard to find!!

Marvak · #**1114** 05-19-2007, 02:16 AM

Because they don't like you.
Why do Interns love slapping so much?

Laser · #**1115** 05-19-2007, 03:02 AM

A:because you suck! literally!

Q:who reminds you of old and not so tasty?

Marvak · #**1116** 05-19-2007, 03:09 AM

You do. Not sure why, maybe it's because you both have mudokons in your avatars.

Do I remind you of anyone?

OddjobAbe · #**1117** 05-19-2007, 03:13 AM

A: Indeed. You remind me of Sergeant Johnson from 'Halo'.

Q: Do I smell sticky pudding?

Laser · #**1118** 05-19-2007, 03:17 AM

A: yes.you smell of dog flavored sticky pudding

Q:who is the fairest of them all?

Marvak · #**1119** 05-19-2007, 03:24 AM

I am, and don't anyone dare doubt it!

If Jimmy had a race with Billy to get from point A to point B, but Billy takes a shortcut through the firey hells of doom and takes a path perpendicular to the orbit of the Hubble telescope to the power of ten divided by Pi, then what is Rosie's favourite flavour of ice cream?

OddjobAbe · #**1120** 05-19-2007, 03:31 AM

A: Freddy vs Jason.

Q: Where is the road to Berlin?

Marvak · #**1121** 05-19-2007, 03:44 AM

In wonderland.

Why am I mentally unstable?

OddjobAbe · #**1122** 05-19-2007, 03:48 AM

A: Because you witnessed an innocent cake get eaten by a wolf.

Q: Am I a Predator?

Slig 7665 · #**1123** 05-19-2007, 03:50 AM

Yes you kill lots of thing's

Why is saturn named saturn

OddjobAbe · #**1124** 05-19-2007, 03:54 AM

A: Because Sega felt like manufacturing a crappy game system named Saturn.

Q: Am I dead?

Marvak · #**1125** 05-19-2007, 03:55 AM

Yes, and be careful because Nate's a necrophiliac.

Why are there magazines full of scantilly-clad women in dad's bottom drawer?

OddjobAbe · #**1126** 05-19-2007, 03:58 AM

A: Reasons beyond your knowledge. By the way, does he have any copies of them? (only joking)

Q: Am I a lumberjack?

Marvak · #**1127** 05-19-2007, 04:16 AM

Yes... you are, in your own special way.

Why do I have an irrepressable urge to torture something cute just now?

OddjobAbe · #**1128** 05-19-2007, 04:21 AM

A: Because:
You're a lumberjack, and you're okay,
you sleep all night, and you work all day,
you cut down trees, you eat your lunch,
you go to the lava-tree,
on wedesdays, you go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea,
You're a lumberjack and you're okay,
you sleep all night and you work all day,
you cut down trees, you skip and jump,
you like to press wild flowers,
you put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars,
You're a lumberjack and you're okay,
you sleep all night and you work all day,
you cut down trees, you wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra,
you wish you'd been a girlie, just like you're dear papa.

Q: Do you smell smoke?

Marvak · #**1129** 05-19-2007, 04:40 AM

Yeah, don't worry, I'm just burning my aunt's photos in a voodoo ritual.

Where's the end of the rainbow?

OddjobAbe · #**1130** 05-19-2007, 04:47 AM

A: It depends whether you're an Alien or not.

Q: Is 'Face Off' coming soon?

Marvak · #**1131** 05-19-2007, 04:56 AM

Hopefully, yes. I'll get started as soon as I get some main plot elements going.

Why are Japanese commercials so weird?

OddjobAbe · #**1132** 05-19-2007, 05:32 AM

A:It's not just Japanese commercials. The whole of life is weird.

Q: Who is Mr. Fred?

Abraham Lure · #**1133** 05-19-2007, 12:57 PM

The guy who lives in my head...HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?!!! *Hyperventilates then faints*

How do you get to Wonderland?

Marvak · #**1134** 05-19-2007, 05:39 PM

You follow the yellow brick road... or something, I forget.

Why do I have something stuck in my eye?

6-finger-fred · #**1135** 05-20-2007, 07:08 AM

Don't stand in front of fans with glass blowing out you retard!

Why is Nate a necrophiliac?

Arxryl · #**1136** 05-20-2007, 07:35 AM

Because he likes to Phile Necros.

Why don't you write in it? that's what it's for...

OddjobAbe · #**1137** 05-20-2007, 08:51 AM

A: Because I prefer to write on the wall - you can't lose a wall, can you? (Anyone who gets the reference gets an e-cookie off Snuzi).

Q: What is it that people have against retarded people?

Arxryl · #**1138** 05-20-2007, 09:00 AM

You obviously weren't there for the "Retard vs. Non" war. Many lives were claimed, and grudges were made...

Hm... If you could be any superhero, what ice-cream would you eat?

OddjobAbe · #**1139** 05-20-2007, 09:05 AM

A: Spaghetti.

Q: What is a 'retard vs non'?

Arxryl · #**1140** 05-20-2007, 09:45 AM

"Retards vs. Non" as in "Mentally challenged vs. Non-mentally challenged." A debate was formed over that and didn't end too well.

If Alcar was president, Xavier was vice-president, Havoc was the Supreme Justice, Mitsur speaker of the house, and Skillya Glowi Alcar's Seceretary, what the hell would I be doing?