MAN CUTS OFF OWN PENIS IN LONDON RESTAURANT -

Paramite of War · #31 05-02-2007, 01:36 PM

[QUOTE=Mutual Friend;300356]Breaking News! From Tuesday.

Man walks into a swanky, suspected Italian-named restaurant whereby he rushes to the kitchens, gains possession of a knife and cuts off his own schlong. QUOTE]

I only had to give him 5 dollars too.

moxco · #32 05-14-2007, 11:04 AM

By any chance was this guy drunk?

EDIT:

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The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist

Wait a second I think he was emo....

Gabiar · #33 05-14-2007, 11:14 AM

n00b. What a n00b. I accualy think he was drunk, lol

OddjobAbe · #34 05-14-2007, 11:16 AM

Please excuse me, this is off topic, but being 36, I'm not up on internet slang. What's a n00b?

Alf Shall Rise · #35 05-14-2007, 11:16 AM

Ouch. What was his point of doing this? If he wasn't drunk, did he do this for...ATTENTION?!
EDIT: @oddjobabe, n00b is either a new person (newb) or an idiot that makes no sense, is as thick as wood, and is a complete loser. For example, almost everyone is a n00b when they first register in a forum. They try to be like everyone else, and for example: that matthew guy.

I hope you get it, and I apologize to matthew for using him as a n00b.

moxco · #36 05-14-2007, 11:18 AM

I assume he did it because he's emo....

Gabiar · #37 05-14-2007, 11:20 AM

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Please excuse me, this is off topic, but being 36, I'm not up on internet slang. What's a n00b?

Someone who spams, uses inccorect grammar, and generally doesn't follow the rules. But since i like that word i use when the occasion arises.

EDIT: wow, alot of people post while i type!

But c'mon, i want to know if he was drunk or not. If he wasn't, *cries*

Mutual Friend · #38 05-21-2007, 09:39 AM

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I assume he did it because he's emo....

Oh. My. God.

...Seriously?

Paramite of War · #39 05-21-2007, 01:46 PM

A noob is someone who is new to something. It isn't spelled n00b.
Also word of the same meaning are: Newb and Nooby though I may of spelt that last one wrong.
Also are there adult emos?

Patrick Vykkers · #40 05-21-2007, 02:03 PM

Incorrect. A newb is someone new to something. A noob is a stupid person, regardless of experience. For a real life example, Barack Obama is a newb to presidency. Noam Chomsky is a noob to politics.

Sacred Mudokon · #41 05-29-2007, 07:35 AM

ok id never do that to my penis

Strike Witch · #42 05-30-2007, 12:12 AM

Huh.

Well, can I have it pickled then?

(Burial Grounds)

zimfromBM · #43 06-01-2007, 01:31 AM

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Someone who spams, uses inccorect grammar, and generally doesn't follow the rules. But since i like that word i use when the occasion arises.

EDIT: wow, alot of people post while i type!

But c'mon, i want to know if he was drunk or not. If he wasn't, *cries*

When Im drunk I don't have the sudden urge to lob off my dick.

Mutual Friend · #44 06-01-2007, 01:17 PM

...You don't?

zimfromBM · #45 06-02-2007, 02:38 AM

Well.... Sometimes...