Stupid answers for stupid questions -

E'l Scrabino · #**1021** 05-03-2007, 09:31 PM

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-The office of What's-his-face

Pineapples are spikey.

Lol same time post.

skillyaslig · #**1022** 05-04-2007, 01:58 AM

Uhh...Q: Why did E'l Scrabino post no question?

E'l Scrabino · #**1023** 05-04-2007, 02:14 AM

Ah, but i did.

Just forgot a question mark >.<

LadySlig · #**1024** 05-04-2007, 02:24 AM

A: That confused me...

Q: Who eats black-bird pie?

Laser · #**1025** 05-04-2007, 09:10 AM

A:I could give you a long 2 googleplex answer but i would die

Q: If 3+3=6 how come i have a computer?

WaterMelody · #**1026** 05-04-2007, 02:50 PM

A: to satisfy your need.

Q: did i really drink all the coffee last night?

moxco · #**1027** 05-05-2007, 12:58 PM

A. No only the decaff.
Q. 2+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+00+0+0+0+0+0+0=

Arxryl · #**1028** 05-05-2007, 01:27 PM

Well duh... it's 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 exactly.

If it is 13 days away from my birthday, will Chuck Norris be there to say it?

WaterMelody · #**1029** 05-05-2007, 10:36 PM

A: If the people from AVcon are done with him.

Q: why does everyone steal my chocolate bars?

snuzi · #**1030** 05-05-2007, 11:26 PM

A: Because they can't resist that chocolatey goodness.

Q: Why are you so concerned about people stealing your chocolate bars?

WaterMelody · #**1031** 05-06-2007, 01:21 AM

A: because i won them by making a cardboard mountain that held 10 people! why else?

Q: Why did i make a cardboard mountain?

skillyaslig · #**1032** 05-06-2007, 01:29 AM

A: Cause you ran out of metal
Q: Why did I eat rubber?

E'l Scrabino · #**1033** 05-06-2007, 01:29 AM

I'm afraid your warrenty for that fish has expired.

Fish, eh?

WaterMelody · #**1034** 05-06-2007, 01:40 AM

A: it smells.

Q: how high does my bouncy ball bounce?

LadySlig · #**1035** 05-06-2007, 02:58 AM

A: As high as the sky...untill it hits a cloud and explodes

Q: Whats a Waja?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**1036** 05-06-2007, 10:22 PM

A: That's the sound George Lopez makes when he tries to be cool.

Q: Favorite roadkill?

WaterMelody · #**1037** 05-06-2007, 10:23 PM

A: you.

Q: are stairs always this evil?

snuzi · #**1038** 05-07-2007, 10:48 AM

A: Usually, yes.

Q: Does your hair ever try to devour your head?

OddjobAbe · #**1039** 05-07-2007, 10:56 AM

A: Sometimes, that's why I go to the barbers to get it cut as a punishment for it's nefarious crimes.

Q: Am I tired?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**1040** 05-07-2007, 11:03 AM

A: Tired enough to hallucinate about hair.

Q: Thousand eyes, or just one?

OddjobAbe · #**1041** 05-07-2007, 11:04 AM

A: Don't know, it's up to you.

Q: Am I my own Grandfather?

moxco · #**1042** 05-07-2007, 12:12 PM

A. Yes, because this is my 900th post.
Q. Has oddjob been watching futurama?

WaterMelody · #**1043** 05-07-2007, 01:40 PM

A: yes, yes he has.

Q: i don't know...i don't know......I don't know where imma gonna go when the volcano blow?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**1044** 05-08-2007, 10:41 PM

A: Uphill.

Q: What goes *Run run run splat*?

skillyaslig · #**1045** 05-08-2007, 11:16 PM

A: Splat on a basket ball
Q: Who eats grass on mondays?

E'l Scrabino · #**1046** 05-09-2007, 01:22 AM

That comment is vile and tastes oddly like peanuts.

Indeed?

WaterMelody · #**1047** 05-09-2007, 01:23 AM

A: I do belive so, old chum.

Q: Is that a crumpet with my name on it?

E'l Scrabino · #**1048** 05-09-2007, 01:30 AM

Unlike the sun, waffles radiate coldth

question mark?

OddjobAbe · #**1049** 05-09-2007, 06:40 AM

A: Exclamation mark (!, or 'upside down 'i').

Q: Do I look like Tom Selleck?

Laser · #**1050** 05-09-2007, 12:11 PM

A

nly his scrotum (only joking)

Q:If i had nine 4s and a þ what do need a cookie flavored condom for?