Guess what? There's a new Tombraider game coming out in May. It's sort of like a remake of the first Tombraider, with the looks and aspects of Tomb Raider Legend. I have to say this looks awesome and so beautiful.
So... Any Tombraider fans here?
Tomb Raider is cool because with every game her tits get bigger. Will her tits be as small as they were in the first Tomb Raider? That makes me a sad person .
Hmm... Should be cool anyway. If they put more of a story in it this time...
Some teenage (and mentally-teenage) boys drooled. Many others laughed.
Eidos realised that the character of Lara Croft was quite popular with girls, who hadn't seen a kickarse female character in a game before, but there were many put off by how sexualised she was. So they shrunk the boobs down in order to reach a wider audience. I believe it worked, too.
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Spending as long as I do here, it's easy to forget that Oddworld has actual fans.
Really? With the character and not some human impersonator?
Where could this be purchased? I ask out of mere curiosity.
Edit: I talk about Laura Croft porno and my title changes to Outlaw Flamer? Excuse me, but I desire a custom title as I am a paragon of heterosexuality.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
What annoyed me is that Crystal Dynamics introduced Lara's father into it. They made that mistake with her mother in Legend. Crystal Dynamics better not **** this up.
Tombraider Anniversary...
I'm just as happy because it'll be for the PC, so I'm getting it for Windows.
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