Stupid answers for stupid questions -

OddjobAbe · #**781** 04-09-2007, 02:09 AM

A: To the pub.

Q: Have you ever been hit by Father Jack Hackett?

moxco · #**782** 04-09-2007, 02:11 AM

A. Yes, I have not.
Q. Is Rexy going to ban me?

OddjobAbe · #**783** 04-09-2007, 02:12 AM

A: Only one way to find out...

Q: Where is the village of the Mushroom Men?

Alf Shall Rise · #**784** 04-09-2007, 11:10 AM

Oh, on Fungus Street, of course.

How many bottles of bear on the world?

moxco · #**785** 04-09-2007, 11:19 AM

A. None, oddjob drank them all.
Q. What did Oddjob do when he was drunk?

speed the scrab · #**786** 04-09-2007, 12:22 PM

A: I killed all the world's politicians and blamed the loss of booze on MoxCo, as he had become a politician, and politicians do nothing right, especially Tony Blair.

Q: Do you have any booze left for me?

moxco · #**787** 04-09-2007, 12:23 PM

A. No and your not Oddjob.
Q Why is speed the srab slow.

OddjobAbe · #**788** 04-09-2007, 12:24 PM

OT: I'm sorry, Brad, Tony and my cousin came to the flat, Brad logged in, so when I answered, I was logged in on Brad's (Speed the Scrab's) account.

A: I killed all the world's politicians and blamed the loss of booze on MoxCo, as he had become a politician, and politicians do nothing right, especially Tony Blair.

Q: Do you have any booze left for me?

moxco · #**789** 04-09-2007, 12:27 PM

A. Er, I just answered that.
Q. Why did Objob reaske an answered question.

OddjobAbe · #**790** 04-09-2007, 12:28 PM

A: Because I was on here when you posted, so the post didn't show.

Q: Did MoxCo bother to read my explanation conserning a mistake in identity?

moxco · #**791** 04-09-2007, 12:30 PM

A. Yes and it was very confussing.
Q. Is oddjob going to replie to this?

snuzi · #**792** 04-09-2007, 01:14 PM

A: Apparently not, as I am replying to it.

Q: Is MoxCo a spammer?

skillyaslig · #**793** 04-09-2007, 03:04 PM

A:Yes
Q:Why does a rabbit deliver easter eggs????

snuzi · #**794** 04-09-2007, 03:32 PM

A: Because it needs money to pay for child support.

Q: What are you looking at?

Havoc · #**795** 04-09-2007, 03:36 PM

A: At my overly large e-penis.

Q: Is mister banana phone cool?

Arxryl · #**796** 04-09-2007, 06:41 PM

Hell yes. Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring banana phone!

Was there a subliminal message in that?

snuzi · #**797** 04-09-2007, 07:19 PM

A: Of course not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to eat a banana split.

Q: Corny, no?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**798** 04-09-2007, 08:25 PM

A: Well... I don't really see what corn has to do with it, but okay...

Q: Nerf?

OddjobAbe · #**799** 04-09-2007, 10:11 PM

A: Turf

Q: Can I apologise that my previous question had a smiley face in because I forgot to make a space between the colon and the 'D'?

snuzi · #**800** 04-09-2007, 10:20 PM

Q: Indeed you may. Although that doesn't get rid of the confusion it probably caused MoxCo when he read it.

Q: I'm breaking your balls and right away you're getting...what?

OddjobAbe · #**801** 04-09-2007, 10:36 PM

A: Offended that you'd do such a thing to me.

Q: Why does the blue screen of death tell me to 'press any key to continue', then bring me back to the blue screen of death?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**802** 04-10-2007, 08:38 AM

A: That's what it's supposed to do. It's supposed to keep doing that until you get so frustraited you hang yourself. That's why it's called the Blue Screen of Death.

Q: What's with the sunglasses Abe wears in the "Use Yr Imagination" video?

OddjobAbe · #**803** 04-10-2007, 08:59 AM

Q: The sun was in his eyes.

A: Who's that person hanging by the neck from the ceiling with a Windows logo printed on his forehead next to me?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**804** 04-10-2007, 09:35 AM

A: Another victim of the Blue Screen of Death. Or possibly a Windows competitor.

Q: Why did Alf have gold teeth?

Havoc · #**805** 04-10-2007, 09:53 AM

A: Cuz he was da bling bling nigga!!

Q: Dead cow meat is jummy, do you like dead cow meat?

OddjobAbe · #**806** 04-10-2007, 10:02 AM

A: No, because I'm vegetarian.

Q: How will I dispose of the dead person's body without being spotted?

moxco · #**807** 04-10-2007, 12:48 PM

A. You eat it.
Q. Fredy got fingered?

snuzi · #**808** 04-10-2007, 01:46 PM

A: Did he, really?

Q: What's your problem?

Paramite of War · #**809** 04-10-2007, 02:46 PM

A:Ill answer with my question.

Q: How come every god dam time I make a post in this thread I'm replying to snuzi?!?!(I mean you can check it's been like everytime!)

snuzi · #**810** 04-10-2007, 02:48 PM

A: I haven't the slightest clue. Guess you're just lucky

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Q: Do you feel lucky?