Stupid answers for stupid questions -

Salamander · #**751** 04-06-2007, 09:32 PM

A: If you don't, then you most certainly do.
Q: Have you ever tried to eat a citris fruit whilst drunk?

snuzi · #**752** 04-06-2007, 09:54 PM

A: I don't drink. So no.

Q: Which inferno was designed for you? (I honestly don't believe anyone here will understand this reference, but if someone does, they will officially be the coolest person on the forum)

Salamander · #**753** 04-07-2007, 12:19 AM

A: The most inferno-ey one.
Q: AC or DC?

OddjobAbe · #**754** 04-07-2007, 12:30 AM

A: R2 and D2.

Q: Why does MoxCo think I'm married to a rock?

snuzi · #**755** 04-07-2007, 01:01 AM

A: Because MoxCo is incapable of any and all logical thought.

Q: Why do I dislike MoxCo so much?

OddjobAbe · #**756** 04-07-2007, 01:15 AM

A: Because he is incapable of any and all logical thought.

Q: Am I right?

snuzi · #**757** 04-07-2007, 01:19 AM

A: Yes, but that's not all

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Q: Who's impression does the Shroud of Turin bare? That of Jesus Christ or Jacques de Molay?

OddjobAbe · #**758** 04-07-2007, 01:30 AM

A: I always thought more along the lines of a Rowan Atkinson impression.

Q: Why do I wish that I didn't eat all the peanuts I had left in the house?

Arxryl · #**759** 04-07-2007, 08:04 AM

Some of them weren't peanuts....

they were acorns...

Why!!!??? Why did this have to happen?! I could've been there to save you... I could have been... but... I wasn't. Why do the innocent always have to die!?!?!?

OddjobAbe · #**760** 04-07-2007, 08:35 AM

A: I'm alive again. *starts eating Arxyl* I am the undead.

Q: Why? Why did I kill you? You owed me a tennar! I'll never get it now! Why?

Slaveless · #**761** 04-07-2007, 10:47 AM

Because Arxryl's wallet, which had the tennar inside, was stolen by a band of policemen.

AM or PM?

snuzi · #**762** 04-07-2007, 08:25 PM

A: PM. I love the evening especially.

Q: Are Slurpees created for the sole purpose of causing brain freeze?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**763** 04-07-2007, 08:51 PM

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(I honestly don't believe anyone here will understand this reference, but if someone does, they will officially be the coolest person on the forum)

(Dante's Inferno, by any chance? At least I think that's the name of the book... One of my English teachers talked about it a bit- a book about a guy that gets a tour through the underworld and heaven?)

A: Yes. So the mad scientists behind their creation can take over the world while everyone is suffering from it.

Q: "Squee" or "w00t"?

snuzi · #**764** 04-07-2007, 09:01 PM

OT: Holy shit, you got it (I don't exactly know if it includes heaven, but from my understanding, Dante created a hell for every type of "evil" person in the world, and described it)! Congrats! I honestly didn't think anyone would get that. Well, as promised, you are now officially the coolest person on the forum, in the eyes of snuzi. As if it matters

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A: Squee, since it's both a sound, and one of my favorite comic book characters.

Q: Subway or Quizno's?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**765** 04-07-2007, 09:20 PM

A: Subway. Quiznos is too hard to eat; the bread's too hard.

Q: Lex Luthor or Superman?

OddjobAbe · #**766** 04-07-2007, 11:56 PM

A: Peter Griffin.

Q: Is it really Sunday already?

snuzi · #**767** 04-08-2007, 06:14 AM

A: It most definitely is. God, do I hate Sundays...

Q: How are you liking your Easter so far?

OddjobAbe · #**768** 04-08-2007, 06:15 AM

A: Not much; I have lots of work to do.

Q: When is tomorrow?

snuzi · #**769** 04-08-2007, 06:24 AM

A: At 12:00 a.m. tonight.

Q: Don't you just hate cold weather?

OddjobAbe · #**770** 04-08-2007, 06:28 AM

A: No, I love cold weather.

Q: When is the past of the Mushroom Men?

Arxryl · #**771** 04-08-2007, 04:11 PM

Well, if you go past the end of time, you've gone too far.

Why was my wallet stolen by police? It's my backpack that had marijuana in it...

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**772** 04-08-2007, 08:14 PM

A: Chances are pretty good you won't get it back. Go buy another wallet. After you get out of jail.

Q: Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart?

skillyaslig · #**773** 04-08-2007, 08:16 PM

A:Tony (Im insane)
Q: Okay, if anyone can get this, they are rad-as...Why dont dragons like eating people?

Reiji Neko Mitsukai · #**774** 04-08-2007, 08:23 PM

(*pumps fist* YES! *is a Tony fan*)

A: We scream too much. And we have the annoying habit of wetting ourselves just before we're devoured, which really puts a bad taste to the meat.

Q: NEXTEL or Bush?

moxco · #**775** 04-08-2007, 11:21 PM

A. The 3rd one you said.
Q. Whats the differents between a mod and a whale?

ziggy · #**776** 04-08-2007, 11:32 PM

A: sperm

Q: why didn't I do my switzerland project even though it's due tomorrow?

OddjobAbe · #**777** 04-08-2007, 11:39 PM

A: Because you were too busy talking about reproductive cells.

Q: Where is my Pterodactyl?

moxco · #**778** 04-09-2007, 12:01 AM

A. Up your rectum.
Q. Spelling mistake?

OddjobAbe · #**779** 04-09-2007, 12:06 AM

A: Yes, you should have put 'up your rectum!

Q: Have you met Rab C Nesbitt?

moxco · #**780** 04-09-2007, 02:01 AM

A. No, I have
Q. Wheres he going?