Stupid answers for stupid questions -

OddjobAbe · #**631** 03-31-2007, 12:37 PM

A: No, in fact I'm thinking of striking down the whole universe because of this.

Q: Where is the beast?

moxco · #**632** 03-31-2007, 12:47 PM

A. Use your imagination!
Q. Is the beast edible.

OddjobAbe · #**633** 03-31-2007, 12:57 PM

'I the beast edible' isn't a sentence that makes good sense. Please make sure you know what you're typing.

moxco · #**634** 03-31-2007, 12:58 PM

Sorry I made a typo. Fixed it up.

OddjobAbe · #**635** 03-31-2007, 01:03 PM

TO: Ah, thanks, that's more clear now, MoxCo.

A: No, but to it, you're edible.

Q: When did Sir. Prancelot die?

moxco · #**636** 03-31-2007, 01:20 PM

A. Straight after his final prance.
Q. Does the beast come with the new 'McDonalds Pasta Zoo Happy Meal'?

Arxryl · #**637** 03-31-2007, 01:29 PM

Um...sure. Let's go with that.... as long as I'm getting your money.

Why'd the emo kid cross the road?

Alf Shall Rise · #**638** 03-31-2007, 02:15 PM

To cut to the other side.

Why is my blood purple...?

toxicity · #**639** 03-31-2007, 02:20 PM

Its grape drink.

Why don't the dancing teddy-bears leave me alone?

Alf Shall Rise · #**640** 03-31-2007, 02:21 PM

Cause they're insane teddy bears that work with Chucky.

Will you stop poking me, please?

snuzi · #**641** 03-31-2007, 02:42 PM

A: But...I'm not the one poking you.

Q: Should I look out behind me?

OddjobAbe · #**642** 03-31-2007, 02:43 PM

A: Yes, because you never can tell... there just might be a Gremlin in your house.

Q: When was the period of the evil carrots?

snuzi · #**643** 03-31-2007, 02:45 PM

A: 3 years ago, but I'd rather not talk about what happened during that accursed time.

Q: Why are you so curious to know about the period of the evil carrots?

OddjobAbe · #**644** 03-31-2007, 02:46 PM

A: Because my Grandfather fought in the war of the notorious vegetables.

Q: Why did the evil carrots make love with the evil apples?

Alf Shall Rise · #**645** 03-31-2007, 02:46 PM

Vegetable-obsessed.

What's the difference between dead and alive? I mean really?

OddjobAbe · #**646** 03-31-2007, 02:48 PM

A: Because for dead, all electrical activity in the brain has ceased, and for alive, all is properly functioning.

Q: What is frequency3?

Arxryl · #**647** 03-31-2007, 02:53 PM

the frequency after frequency 1.

Who has a suit that's big and red?

OddjobAbe · #**648** 03-31-2007, 02:54 PM

A: DareDevil.

Q: Are nuns evil?

Arxryl · #**649** 03-31-2007, 02:58 PM

The Satanic ones, yeah.

2 thread pages in one day!?!?! How the heck does that happen!?

snuzi · #**650** 03-31-2007, 03:01 PM

A: I have no clue. I can't even respond fast enough in this thread. You people are too damn fast!

Q: Will someone post before I have a chance to?

Alf Shall Rise · #**651** 03-31-2007, 03:02 PM

No.

How come Arxryl's Piranha avatar has grown teeth?

OT: Argh snuzi posted before me!

snuzi · #**652** 03-31-2007, 03:54 PM

A: It's not a piranha. It's a venus fly trap-ish thing.

Q: Razzle Dazzle?

Salamander · #**653** 03-31-2007, 07:08 PM

A: Dazzle Razzle
Q: P or Q?

Alf Shall Rise · #**654** 03-31-2007, 08:10 PM

P.

If Snuzi wasn't poking me, who was?

snuzi · #**655** 03-31-2007, 09:14 PM

A: I'd rather not say.

Q: Is tom yom soup, in reality, sewage?

moxco · #**656** 04-01-2007, 02:26 AM

I'd rather not say.
Are you purple?

Alf Shall Rise · #**657** 04-01-2007, 10:54 AM

No, I'm aqua.

XD or =D?

OANST · #**658** 04-01-2007, 10:54 AM

A. There are purple veins in my nether regions.

Q. Does that count?

moxco · #**659** 04-01-2007, 11:00 AM

A. If it doesn't count if it does.
Q. If it was raining king kongs would I win the lottery?

OddjobAbe · #**660** 04-01-2007, 11:20 AM

A: No, you be crushed under your unnecessary obsession.

Q: When did I die again?