Previously: *Sam tries to pick up a photo of himself, but suddenly his mother came in, slapped him around the face and called him a naughty bugger*.
Those times are over now. To fill in until I can afford a digital camera, or can be bothered to go out and buy one, I drew an image of myself from my uncle John's picture of me, that he won't let me have. It's me, sat down at uncle John's stag party. I only spent a few minutes on it just to give you the general idea of what I look like, so that's why it looks like a thirty year old didn't draw it.

Real sorry the image's too light.