I have some very crazy animals in my house. I've got a Guinea-Pig (Nibbles) who is frightened of a lot of things...well, it's normal for him and he is adorable. I think he's normal by most standards.
Wilma is a cat who is completely mad. Well, she knows what's going on. But she drools a lot and is a bit silly.
Betty is also a cat. But she is scared of everything she sees. Even her own shadow.
Alfie is also a cat. He's just psychotic. He attacks things for no reason and he loves my stepdad. My brother reckons that Alfie is gay as well. Although my brother is mad as well.
Well, does anyone else have any crazy pets?
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I have a dog, she's just mental, end of story! She randomly goes into the front room to roll around, we had to pick the brainless of the litter didn't we? >.<
I even have a picture of the big lug...
I had a parakeet once which thought it was a pitbull. It bit everything, but me. And when it walked around the room, it was all "Look at me, I'm the king of the house!". Even the cat and the dog were scared. And my cat has these random outbursts of energy. She then just starts running like crazy, around the house. She's already 19, so I envy her energy at that age...
19? What an old kitty, she sounds funny AlphaMojo!
My dog had a weird fit like thing and she bumped into a side table and knocked a mini Xmas tree over, the weirdo!
She either has fleas which occasionally caused my old cat to flip
over on his back and twist up as he tried to bite the fleas off
if they got out of control temporarily. And I thought my thirteen-
year-old cat was an old grumpy bat. At least she still has energy,
though.
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My dog was the runt, we think, and she had eczema bless her! I think she was allergic to the cut grass, but she still rolls in it like a pig, and she even makes the noises!
They bark? Heh... That's like my auntie's parrot, it has lived around 4 dogs for some of it's life so it has learnt the ability to bark, very annoying!
But the other parrot is evil, she screams at me when I walk past, when I've done nothing wrong!
Betty did the funniest thing earlier. She was just sniffing around in the sitting room. Then a newspaper (Which was leaning against a box) fell over, scaring her into hiding behind the sofa. It was quite funny when it happened. But I have decided to show a picture of Wilma and a picture of Nibbles. Brace yourself for a cute-ness invasion XP. Wilma was just staring at me like an idiot in this pic (I think I had something on my face at the time) and Nibbles is just standing still for once.
Both of my cats want food constantly. Simpson already has a podgy belly, and is growing even though we barely feed him any more. He’s clearly getting fed elsewhere. And he used to be so slender and sleek. BT also craves attention constantly. He’s such a homebody.
^ Same with one of my cats. He gets so fat in winter and slim in summer. He's also rather tough- he recently hurt his paws somehow, the vet thinks he was hit by a car, yet he suffered no injuries apart from scuffing all the claws on 3 of his paws, which bled a little on one. He's a badass (except when my other cat's around. He turns into a wimp then)
Mojo, your cat souns remarkably like my other cat. She's 18 yet acts like she's 3 or 4. Hurling herself around and chasing the other cat, even though he's twice her size and 1/3 her age.
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^ Same with one of my cats. He gets so fat in winter and slim in summer.
That's natural with the change of seasons. He most likely sheds his coat
during the hot months of summer and grows back his wintercoat during
fall through spring until it gets hot again. My family breeds so I know these
kind of things from the experience of watching r cats do it year after year.
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It's not really my pet so to speak, but my grandma had a miniture dog (can't remember the name) that, whenever you would smack the ground with your hand she would go racing around the house as if something was chasing her. It was so funny to watch.
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That's natural with the change of seasons. He most likely sheds his coat
during the hot months of summer and grows back his wintercoat during
fall through spring until it gets hot again. My family breeds so I know these
kind of things from the experience of watching r cats do it year after year.
I know that but, trust me, it is not his winter coatthat makes him this size in winter. His fur doesn't thicken much at all. His body just expands and gets fatty. He gets over twice the size and his body gets really soft (A sign of fat) then in summer he slims down and his stomach toughens up (A sign of fat turning into muscle).
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I have a dog, a golden retreiver i fact, who loves to play fetch with tennis balls. The wierd thing though, is that he will take his drty nasty tennis ball over to his perfectly clean water bowl and wash his tennis ball off.
Another weird thing is that he nearly fit three tennis balls in his mouth at a time. I still love the big guy though!
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Whenever I ask my dog to sit she lies down and licks me, I can't teach the stupid thing anything, she already knows the basics, sit (kinda), lie down, roll over, paw, and kiss, bless her!
Isn't she though? Believe me, whenever I look at that little face of her's, I'm hypnotized. That's why she's so fat. She uses her cute-ness for her own benefit .
Crazy Pets
, but we saved her eggs, to throw into the ocean.
