Oooh ho blimey. Did I say I would never post an actual picture of myself cos that'd make me a weirdo? Did I say I was slinky like a whippet? Well, half of that isn't true and I'll let you judge which way round it is.
This is a happy coming together of me looking at old pictures of me and others and reading the forum. This is the result. Hurrah. People always ramble when they feel uncomfortable on this thread, explaning each scenario carefully as to diffuse their own ugliness and I'm no different!
Here's a lil portfolio I've collated for your enjoyment. Feel free to save them to your hard-disks and masturbate, boys and girls; that's what I did.
This was taken years back when I first got a real crappy webcam. It gives me hamster cheeks I never had, but it's nice for reference. Moving on...
This was me trying to be moody, I expect, while experimenting with a scarf I bought but then hated. The look failed and it died in my bedroom; we are here to witness its passing.
This next clump were all taken over a weekend. Me looking happy with hedges.
This makes me look young! Which I like. Well, I am young. But older than I look.
Posing.
That's me in front of a mini bar. Posing.
Posing again, but it's alright cos I'm not holding the camera.
These last two were taken spontaneously, which is nice. In this one you see me eating cake in a coffee shop.
This makes me look really miserable. But I wasn't, I was caught of guard. Maybe being caught of guard makes me temporarily miserable? One to ponder.
Anyway, there you go. Nothing out of me for however long then I can't shove the stuff down your throats quick enough.
