Favorite Quotes! (Sice the others are over a month old...)

[munchman]

"Remember your unique, just like every one else." (Deepspace5,FREE network on direct tv.)

[Statikk HDM]

That reminds of one of my favorite quotes, said in the context of role-playing;Just because you're unique doesn't mean you're useful.

[Strike Witch]

To all the non-funny quotes:

" Keep it simple, stupid."

[Munch's Master]

"I often get nervous before battles. I think it's coz we always lose." -Caboose

"Ook" -the Librarian

"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" -Arthur Dent

"That was it. The smartest thing you'll ever say, and no one was around to hear it" -Homer's brain

"An answer for you? Yes. I have."
"There really is one?"
"There really is one."
"To Everything? To the great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything?"
"Yes."
"And you're ready to give it to us?"
"I am."
"Now?"
"Now. Though I don't think, that you're going to like it." -Deep Thought and Phouchg

"The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'You Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With'.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes', with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics corespondant.
Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a timewarp from a thousand years in the future defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as 'a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came'."

You like Discworld AND Hitchiker's Guide? It's like were twins.......*shudders*
KILL THE EVIL TWIN!!
Anyway, quotes:
"If there's anything on this ship more important than my ego I want it caught and shot right now!" Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"And now for somethnig completely different." John Cleese, Monty Python.
"Ni! Ni!"- Knights Who say Ni, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"We've had a lot of laughs tonight, but I'll tell you what's not funny- killing strippers. Strippers are people too. Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain at a VIP room. Besides there's no need to kill 'em, 'cause most of them are already dead inside."- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
"I'm Santa!"
"No I am!"
"And me!"
"And I'm his friend Jesus!"
- Fry, Leela, Amy and Zoidberg, Futurama
And the one I am frankly shocked hasn't come up yet-
"He' not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"- Brian's mother, Monty Python's Life of Brian

[Bullet Magnet]

'We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say: "Eki eki eki phatang niiiiiiiiiiiiii-woh... mmmfffllablmme..."!'
'Ni!'
'Shhhh!'

[Munch's Master]

Ahhh, you like Monty Python too! You ARE my evil twin!

[Hobo]

Most teenage males and females of Britain love Monty Python. Because they rocked. SO WE'RE ALL YOUR EVIL TWINS!

[Munch's Master]

Or perhaps I am the evil twin of one of you? And yes Monty Python does rock. But I think I'd better stop before we get TOO off-topic. So 1 more quote:
"We have ridden a long way to come here, may we speak with your master?"
"What, ridden on a horse?"
"Yes."
"You're using coconuts."
"What?"
"You've got 2 empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together."
"That's not the point, we have ridden sicne winter, through the kindom of Mercia, through-"
"Where'd you get the coconuts?"
"We found them."
"Found them, the coconuts tropical!"
"So? The swallow flies south in winter, yet it is not a stranger."
"Are you sugesting coconuts migrate?"
And so on.....
-Arthur and the guard, Holy Grail
Classic stuff.

[Monsaic]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?

Best. Quote. Ever.

[Fuzzle Guy]

"Remember when you're feeling very small and Insecure
How Amazingly Unlikely is your Birth
And Pray that there's intellegent life somewhere up in space
Cause there's Bugger All down here on Earth" - To Continue with the Monty Python theme.

And Of course:

"Always look on the Bright Side of Life"

[Arxryl]

Something my teacher said- "You know when I was a kid, it wasn't cool to say 'hey mom let's go light some cigs.'"

and the everlasting "Crikey!" -Steve Irwin

[Bullet Magnet]

"When I was your age, we had to walk fourteen miles to school, through the snow."
"Even in summer?"
"Yes! It was one of thems ice ages."
"But I thought you were a young-Earth creationist."
"Um... in my day, young men respected their elders and betters!"
- Young person speaking to old person who thinks everything was so much tougher, yet better, in the stone age.

[Fuzzle Guy]

Everything that's fun is either illegal immoral or fattening.

[Bullet Magnet]

"We'd have more fun watching paint dry"
"Come on blue!" "Dry, red, dry!" Yeah! Dry like you mean it!"

"Some games are so bad... we'd have more fun watching ice melt."
"Please!"
"Or metal rust"
"Or playing Dominoes"
"No more!"
"We'd have more fun watching Tom burn."
"Well, I don't approve of this."
"Aaaaargh!"

-The Deline of Video Gaming 1 through 3.


"After Jesus died, it took him three days to respawn. Now that's what I call LAG."

[Arxryl]

"Jesus? Judas is team killing again!" Peter
"Judas, don't be a dick." Jesus.
-Jesus and his deciples playing Halo-

[Hobo]

"Jesus? Judas is team killing again!" Peter
"Judas, don't be a dick." Jesus.
-Jesus and his deciples playing Halo-

Penny Arcade FTW

[Arxryl]

that's exactly where I got it....

"Are you sad that she didn't go to bed with you? Is that why you described him going to bed 6 different ways?" Me talking to my cousin on an RP.

[Fuzzle Guy]

"Bonfire Night is Nice, what better way to contribute to Global Warming than to have an entire coutnry light huge fires in celebration of Britains Triumph over soem three hundred year old terroritsts" - Rich

[ZANGG]

How could you have missed:

"All your base are belong to us." ~ CATS


And I myself said this, but I love it:

"This sucks more than [insert anyone's name here] in a gay bar." ~ Me

[Arxryl]

Oh. I know a few people that could fit in that "insert name here" tag...


"It's a story about a blind ice skater. The story that Had to be told." I love the 70's: 1977 or 78. or maybe 76...

[Fuzzle Guy]

"Put your Underpants on your head, stick two pencils up your nose and say "Wibble"."- Field Marshal Sir douglas Haig, Blackadder the Forth

"I have a cunning plan."- Baldrick, The Black Adder, Blackadder II, Blackadder The Third, Blackadder goes forth, Blackadder: The Cavilar Years, Blackadder: Back & Forth (Movie, so funny XD)

[Nate]

Are you seriously kidding? Back and Forth could only possibly be enjoyed by someone who is currently wibbling.

The other series' were great, though I can't think of any quotes off the top of my head.