The Fantastical Meet Market

[Mutual Friend]

I think this is my first proper thread, ever. Yeah…

Just read an old-ish thread and it seemed a good idea to resurrect it. So, as I understand it’s bad form to just post again on a dead thread, I thought I’d start a new one. Did I do wrong?

Anyway, putting aside the inherent weirdness and/or impossibility of the scenario, which board members would you fancy meeting in REAL, non-cyber life? What on earth would you do?! An intense, intimate dinner followed by port and cheese? Take them to the shops and show them your foreign wares? Or a good, simple beating?

Actually, maybe not the last one, I intended this to be a nice thread.

[Statikk HDM]

One, Two, Middlesboogie He's back from a hiatus of like, forever. One of the funnier and nicer members around.

[Rich]

Been there and done this. I've met Rexy three times. I'd like to meet Hobo and Max though.

[Rex Tirano]

Like Rich said, I've met him 3 times.

I also really want to meet AlphaScrab, Havoc & Maxy because I love them all to pieces and they're amazing blokes. I'd like to meet Fez [purely because he's the forum hottie] and I want to meet Alcar.

... Wow. Every year my wish-list keeps growing and growing.

- Rexy

[Edit :: Damn and how could I forget GodlessWanderer? Him too.]

[used:)]

Hmmm, I guess Leto, Liam, Robin, Nikki, Matt S (even though he really doesn't come here anymore), Mat, Olivia, Matt Y, Ann, Tom and Hunter.

[Kimon]

You're such a slut, Gabe.

I'd like to meet SM because I want play some goddamn music.

And various others.

[DarkHoodness]

Hehe, meeting people IRL who you've known online first is a weird experiance. . . It's almost like you're not meeting each other for the first time, even though you are, because you already know each other. . . If that made sense.

Anyway, I've already met Alector and TheBlueScrab (ex-OWF member from 5 years ago). . . I never left Alector's side for the 2 and half weeks I was with her, except for a few times. . . But they were for more then 20 minutes. Heh. And the first time I met TheBlueScrab was at her wedding. . . Which was a little odd, but hey, it was fun.

It'd be cool to meet all the forum regulars, especailly those who were there since 2001/2002, but notebly I'd like to meet the following members or ex-members one day, but 'cause I've known them for a while through MSN and such:
Xinos
Middlesboogie
Sl'askia
Teal

[Nate]

Wow. First time this thread has happened and I actually want to meet people. I'd say Max, Rich, AmbiLuke, Rexy and Alcar. Also Dusan, for different reasons.

[Mutual Friend]

Okay, under the premise of this thread... I'd be curious to meet:

Kimon - we've got unfinished and very sexy business.

Used (this whole Gabe thing is news to me... it's a pretty funky piece of name, the only time I've encountered it before is in a Goosebumps book. One of the mummy ones, I think) - I dunno, I'd do something really mundane. Like go for a drink or summat.

AquaticAmbi - I'd like to take her out for a lovely evening meal, my treat; we could spar during the starter, we'd woo one another over the main, and for dessert, [MOD EDIT] Ambi would swiftly kick me in the nards and steal all my wombats. That's what she's after, folks. The wombats. (Stop refering to me in creepy sexual ways even jokingly.)[/MOD EDIT]

Dusan - I'd like to see if he is for real, get him seated and shine a bright light in his face, give him a stern talking to, get him back on the path of right, and let him show me the delights of Serbia, of which I know nothing about. I'm guessing strong alcohol and crusty whores would somehow be involved.

[AquaticAmbi]

Anyone who was associated with Wired. XD

[Mutual Friend]

[MOD EDIT] Ambi would swiftly kick me in the nards and steal all my wombats. That's what she's after, folks. The wombats. (Stop refering to me in creepy sexual ways even jokingly.)[/MOD EDIT]

This is wanton suppression! You can't just delete things you don't like personally!

Naw, it's fine. People can have fun creating far worse images in their own heads now.

[Statikk HDM]

Used, the name is Hunter Morrow, I live in Two Rivers and am around the Manitowoc area and go to college there. Look me up if you ever want to freeze your ass off at a Packers games. Shirtless, the One True Way(tm).

[Hobo]

Max. Peter. Stat. Fax. Richard. Fez. Are all being stalked by me and my invisible Goldfish.

Say hi Goldy!

[Alcar]

Most notably, I'd like to hook up / meet up with: AmbiLuke, Charlie, Cullen Heath, Nate, Rexy, Rich, Sam, Sander, Sydney and Wil.

I've already met up with Kristen, Justin, and Amanda.

Alcar...

[Nate]

*gives Alcar a monkey*

[Bullet Magnet]

Stranger's Maid, because she still refuses to put her picture in the WDYLL thread.

used:) , and take him to see Starlight Express, just to annoy him.

AquaticAmbi, for similar (but wholey more innocent) intentions as MF.

Kastere, got him on MSN, and would like to speak face to face.

And others... on the sacrificial circle outside McDonald's.

[Dusan]

and let him show me the delights of Serbia, of which I know nothing about. I'm guessing strong alcohol and crusty whores would somehow be involved.

You are right!! You really do not know anything about Serbia...

Liam - I love england.

Stranger's Maid - The first and the last good person on this forum

Dark hood - The first and the last good person on this forum (maybe I never talket to him, but he seems good)

also: Hobo, Havoc, Bulet, Primus

[OANST]

I would like to meet AprilD. She was freakin hot.

[DarkHoodness]

You know, thinking about it, this topic kind of reflects how far apart I am from you guys. :P Hardly anyone from the current OWF community wants to meet me and vice verser 'cause we don't know each other. :P lol

Forum veteran turned forum n00b, but then re-settling and re-integrating always takes a while. Ask me this question again sometime later once I've gotten to know you people. :P Pretty much all the people I wanna meet aren't even here anymore.

[Hobo]

AmbiLuke

She finally merged his DNA with hers to create some kind of ULTRAMOD.

[Wil]

I would like to meet:-

• Rex Tirano
• Rich the Intern
• Alcar Lazuli
• Hobo
• Nate
• Xav
• Gluk Schmuck

If the opportunity presented itself, I wouldn’t be opposed to meeting a few other members, but not with such a fever. It’d be nice to see Sander and Rob again one day, and maybe a few of my fellow United Kingdomers. Also, all the Sydney-era bigwigs like Middlesboogie and of course Eddie.

I’d also like to meet Mutual Friend if only to prove once and for all that he isn’t actually me. He’s even got me suspicious by his use of a horizontal ellipsis and a typographic punctuation apostrophe (as opposed to a neutral typewriter apostrophe) in his first post…

[skillya_glowi]

Hm. I'd like to meet pretty much everyone here, I suppose, since there aren't any real Oddworld fans where I live or even near, unless you count the studio 300 miles away. (Last time I said 150, that was in SLO and I had about 3 seconds to approximate the distance)


EDIT: To narrow down my criteria: everyone who is active, who is an Oddworld fan, and who is not a joke account.

[Cullen Heath]

Xavier, Max, OANST, and Alcar are the people that I really want to meet on this Forum.