Jacking Off. (And other sexual adventures.)

[Havoc]

Every 16 year old thinks he has the world figured out. Heck, I STILL think I do :P.

And kudos to OANST for being a good father! Hip hip Huray!

[SeaRex]

Ignore him, people.

He's just trying to be a troll because he isn't an active member anymore.

[Rich]

He raises a point though. As much as I respect OANST's descisions following the incident and his right to defend himself, I'll agree with Fax that he could've had a possibly much better quality of life and education, had he just made the tiny effort to put a rubber sleeve over his horny, teenage cock. I know I would've done.

[OANST]

He didn't raise that point. You raised that point, just then. All he did was pour his little teenage angst on me. Do you think having a child when I was young makes me a loser? I think I came out of the situation a winner. I don't mind that my life is a little harder than it needed to be. I have created two sweet little children who are far more important than I am. Was it difficult? Yeah. Is it still difficult? Yeah. But it should be difficult. It shouldn't be easy to provide for your family. If you think that I should be upset and sorry about something that began 8 years ago and has given me more joy than any of you have ever experienced than you're going to be waiting a long time. Plus, I would not have been going to college anyway. I had no money and no help from my parents. I moved out when I was 17 and never looked back. So since you don't know shit about my life I would appreciate if you didn't speculate about the ways I FUCKED it up.

EDIT: Uncensored for truth. Word.

-SeaRex

[Rich]

I have lots of respect for you, you did something that many people wouldn'tve done and created something great out of it. You took responsibility for your actions and now you have your girls and you love them. Kudos to you.

I can see you have no regrets and that's great, I'd probably say the same things in 8 years if I got a girl pregnant now. However, I still think the condom would've made things easier and it really begs the question: why not wear it?

[Facsimile]

Wow, lots of replies.

Okay that was totaly uncalled for... or were you talking about yourself?

Ooh, burn...

If you've got something to say Facsimile I'm all ears. I would love to know how the mistake that I made when I was young makes me a "loser".

The mistake you made when you were young is what makes you a loser. You can't blame it on youth, you don't see every 16 year old pushing a pram, do you? At that age you know how the world works.

Especially since I stepped up and did the right thing. I have worked my ass off every day of my life since that happened to provide for my family. I work 9-9 Mon.-Fri. and 9-4 every Sat.

Just to get this out there now, I totally agree. I'm glad you've paid for your mistake. Personally I would have killed the thing before it could breathe, but then again, I wouldn't be in that situation in the first place...

If you think I need or care about the disdain of some punk kid then you have no understanding of what life really is.

I may be a lot of things, but 'punk' certainly goes too far.

Plus, it's real easy to say things like this from the safety of your living room but I dare say you wouldn't be so quick with your lip in person.

I don't... quite understand the point of saying that...

So I ask you to please explain, so that I may further show you to be an ignorant piece of shit.

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You had NO justification to make that blatantly stupid notion, Facs. Honestly, 16 and you think you've got the whole fuckin world figured out, huh? Go stick that bass up your ass.

1. I don't need justification. Anyone can speak their mind.
2. I'm seventeen, thanks.
3. Well, I may not have the whole world figured out, but I'm pretty sure I understand that a little extra effort before sex can save a lot of extra effort of raising a child which was never meant to be.
4. Good work remembering I play bass! HAVE A GOLD STAR!

Ignore him, people.

He's just trying to be a troll because he isn't an active member anymore.

Oh piss off, you know I've always spoken my mind.

He didn't raise that point. You raised that point, just then.

Yeah, I thought either someone else would handle it or I would come pick up the pieces later. Thanks, Rich.

All he did was pour his little teenage angst on me.

I don't have much 'angst', so far life has gone pretty well for me...

I think I came out of the situation a winner.

I suppose that's what counts. Personally I see having your own life and then someone else's a better way to do things, but it's up to you.

I FUCKED it up.

Oh, so you agreed with me all this time? Well why didn't you say so in the first place?!

EDIT: How come none of the smilie or bold and italic buttons work?

[AquaticAmbi]

Oh, Fax, don't be so Dino-like. It's unbecoming.

[OANST]

Who the **** are you to tell me that this was a mistake in the first place? Anyone who would make a personal attack on another human being for something that happened years ago and which they took care of is a punk. There is an enormous difference between speaking your mind and treating someone like shit. I would never have done that to you and I would appreciate the same consideration. And you better watch your fuucking mouth when you are talking about my kids. Refer to my child as a "thing" again and we may have a REAL problem.

In the end it doesn't matter how much of a dick you try to be. I obviously have more love and REAL joy (earned joy) in my life than you ever will. So keep talking shit if you want to. It won't keep you from being a punk that noone takes seriously.

[Dave]

*applauds*
Right on, Oanst. I would've done the same thing were I in your shoes. At least you know you slipped up, but power to you for owning up to it.

Allow me to try and give this thread a shove back in the right direction.

I masturbate. Once or twice a day, usually not more than that. I tell ya, it may be freezing out here, but the girls still know how to dress.
Now, don't get me wrong. I have a girlfriend, and she is tremendously affectionate (if you catch my meaning).
I'm sure that you guys will agree with me when I say that there is a difference between thinking a girl is sexy and thinking a girl is beautiful. A girl who is sexy is a girl who you just want to have sex with or fire off a few knuckle children over, but don't picture having any sort of romantic relationship with. A beautiful girl is a girl who is everything a man can fall in love with ... but this changes from man to man.
Sexy = a nice body wrapped up in clothes that make it easy to see and remember.
Beautiful = doesn't find it neccesary to show off her body because she can attract a man by being herself. I'll say it: my girlfriend isn't a 10/10 on the sexy scale as most of the world would see her. Maybe a 7/10. But that's secondary. She isn't overbearing, she and I have the same ideas about what a good time is, we hang out in the same crowd, she isn't in the least put off by the fact that I have little to no spending money (but if I did she'd be spoiled rotten). We're realistic about our relationship. We know that we both look at other people. But the thing is, it's just looking (and jerking off over). I can't say for her, but I'm not bored, and I'm not looking for replacements or one-night-stands. I'm just reacting to people that I find sexy.

[Facsimile]

Who the **** are you to tell me that this was a mistake in the first place? Anyone who would make a personal attack on another human being for something that happened years ago and which they took care of is a punk. There is an enormous difference between speaking your mind and treating someone like shit. I would never have done that to you and I would appreciate the same consideration. And you better watch your fuucking mouth when you are talking about my kids. Refer to my child as a "thing" again and we may have a REAL problem.

In the end it doesn't matter how much of a dick you try to be. I obviously have more love and REAL joy (earned joy) in my life than you ever will. So keep talking shit if you want to. It won't keep you from being a punk that noone takes seriously.

I don't see how threatening me is helping this discussion.
How do you know you have more 'joy' than I ever will? Does having a baby when you're younger carry some sort of benefit that you won't find later in life? Is it an 'early bird catches the worm' kind of deal?

[used:)]

I don't see how threatening me is helping this discussion.
How do you know you have more 'joy' than I ever will? Does having a baby when you're younger carry some sort of benefit that you won't find later in life? Is it an 'early bird catches the worm' kind of deal?

You wouldn't know, would you? because you're just the grand condom using saint, aren't you?

You also have the justification to fornoiacte yourself with a tampon, that doesn't mean it;'s right. And OANST is right, there is abig difference between speaking your mind and being a capital dickhead. You could have at least stated your opinion in a much more intelligent and less asswipe like manner. Fuck off, Facsimile.

[OANST]

I never once made a threat. I did tell you to watch your mouth when talking about my kids. And, no. Having a baby when you're young has nothing to do with it. But you will most probably always be a smug piece of shit who has no respect for others. It is from that which I have made my deductions. You are a trite and foolish person. To be honest, you don't matter. You probably never will.

[SeaRex]

Let's just call it quits, OK? Everybody hates everybody, and will continue to do so as long as this argument as going on, so everyone just cool off, and don't speak of this matter again, unless you have something LEGITIMATE to say in relation to the topic that Rich brought up.

Mmkay?

Alrighty.

[Jordan]

Is sex good? I've got a few years to wait and find out, somebody tell me how good it is!! Oh well, I'll just have to stick with good ole' masturbation, heck, I'm doing it now, and it's hard to type!

[Rex Tirano]

Jordan_Boi please don't bring back old threads. It's against the rules. I'm going to close this so no one else can destroy the legendary "Jacking Off" thread.

*Closed

- Rexy