Didn't you guys get the memo? I won the Intraweb, which rather than a dump truck is a series of tubes.
Further guilty pleasures
Those sex tip articles in Cosmo. I always sheepishly read them at the library. They're funny, and hot every once in a while.
Figure Skating(I said I never watch it during the Winter Olympics. I lied.

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Hating on Lord of the Rings and starting flamewars over my hating(STFU, fanboys, LOTR is boring, illogical, and it wasn't nearly as influential on D&D as you think. I wish they'd read some Leiber, Howard, Lovecraft, Vance, and Anderson and get a freaking clue already)
My favorite meal? Pot roast.