Oddworld Bloopers -

E'l Scrabino · #91 06-04-2006, 10:36 PM

Ok, i gots another one,
sorry this isn't in a cutscene but anyways...

In AO, when you start out and you have to jump the bombs, Abe jumps across the first set, slips on the ledge, and falls back onto the bombs "BOOM"

And another one is the same as the Scrab cutscene, but it's the paramite one.
You see the Paramite on the pedastal, after 2 hisses, pops a soothers into his mouth and says,
"Sorry Lorne, but all that hissing hurts my throat a bit."

Stranger's Girl · #92 06-07-2006, 07:52 AM

Stranger's Wrath

Grubb: Steef dude, you must help! You must save the lives of our villagers!
Stranger: *Nods and runs off*
Grubb: I feel much better knowin' our lives are in his hands. *Turns and sighs* We're all gonna die.
Stranger: *Runs to the Grubb, hits him upside the head and runs back to defend the village*
Othe Grubb: That's why you never say that outloud, but yes, we're all gonna die.
Stranger: *Comes back, knocks him out and then goes back to the village*
Lorne: C'mon guys! Enough making fun of Beast Wars! This is Oddworld not Cybertron! And get yer lines right.
Stranger: Boy, yer cranky. Didja not get yer coffe this mornin'?
Lorne: Shut up, Stranger.
Grubb: Ooh, yer let him say that to you?
Stranger: Yeah, he pays me. Which in turn, pays the bills.
Grubb: Nuhuh, Steef Dude, you bounty up bad guys, that pays the bills.
Stranger: Oh yeah. *Tackles Lorne*
Stranger and Lorne wrestle
Grubbs: Steef! Steef! Steef!
Crewmembers: Lorne! Lorne! Lorne!
Grubbs: Shut up!
Crewmembers: You shut up!
Grubbs and crewmembers tackle each other and wrestle
Fangirls: Stranger! Stranger! Grubbs! Brubbs!
Ugly fangirl: We can;t cheer for them both, it;s confusin'.
Me: Oh, yes we can!
Ugly Fangirl: Okay.
Fangirls: Stranger! *Kepps cheering for both*

Matriar · #93 06-07-2006, 10:44 AM

Stranger! Stranger! Go! Go! Go!

scrab queen · #94 06-07-2006, 11:46 AM

the beggining of the scrabainian desert level:

abe: hmm, two bells. let's try the fancy one... *BONG!!!!!*
*rumble, rumble* AHHHH!!!
lorne: the other one abe, the other one! that was the scrab bell! *looks over edge where abe ran* abe? still there?
abe: down here!

lorne finds abe hanging by his loin cloth with a herd of scrabs waiting for him at the bottom.

...im not to good...

Jordan · #95 06-07-2006, 01:44 PM

Ok I'll try one!
Scene: Start of Abe's Exoddus where the Shaman pushes Abe of the platform
*Abe farts* The power of his fart makes him take off and he falls to the ground and smashes his head. Abe wakes up from his vision and all the Mudokons are lying unconcious on the floor.
Abe: "Oops!" He runs off, leaving them all.

Matriar · #96 06-07-2006, 08:58 PM

:

...im not to good...

I think it's funny

!

scrab queen · #97 06-10-2006, 08:09 PM

ooh, i got another one:
phleg: disengage operation lightning bolt!
slig: huh?...what?
phleg: shut off the main gate...ya idiot!
slig: oh, right...um...whitch button was that? oh right, there it is.
computer: press any key to continue.
slig: where's the anykey!?

E'l Scrabino · #98 06-11-2006, 02:46 AM

:

ooh, i got another one:
phleg: disengage operation lightning bolt!
slig: huh?...what?
phleg: shut off the main gate...ya idiot!
slig: oh, right...um...whitch button was that? oh right, there it is.
computer: press any key to continue.
slig: where's the anykey!?

Heehee

Funny

ANN NEELY · #99 06-11-2006, 11:36 AM

*The scene where Stranger talks to Sekto on the phone*

Stranger: Hello?
Sekto: Welcome to Zombocom!
(I think Sekto sounds a little like the guy on the site)
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*The scene where Stranger is walking across the bridge*

Outlaw Mortar: It's like shooting Grubbs in a barrel.
*presses the button to shoot the rocket, but colorful confetti and streamers burst out of the cannon*

Matriar · #**100** 06-12-2006, 03:47 AM

These are funny ones

(...although Sekto never would sound like this funny guy. But it's a nice image

)

Jordan · #**101** 06-12-2006, 08:59 AM

Ok I got another one!
This is when Director Phleg is in teh phone booth thingy in A.E.
Possessed Phleg: Hello?? Anyone there??
Slig: Welcome to McDonalds! Can I take your order?
Phleg: Erm, wrong number?!?
Slig: Would you like fries with that, sir?
Lorne: Toast, I know you are dearly dedicated to your fast food job, but this is an Oddworld scene you schmuck!

Stranger's Girl · #**102** 06-12-2006, 01:41 PM

:

Ok I got another one!
This is when Director Phleg is in teh phone booth thingy in A.E.
Possessed Phleg: Hello?? Anyone there??
Slig: Welcome to McDonalds! Can I take your order?
Phleg: Erm, wrong number?!?
Slig: Would you like fries with that, sir?
Lorne: Toast, I know you are dearly dedicated to your fast food job, but this is an Oddworld scene you schmuck!

Now that...was funny!

Jordan · #**103** 06-13-2006, 07:13 AM

Why thank you!! *Blushes*
I got another!
This is where if Abe never saved the Mudokons in AO and he is being killed by Toast the Slig and Molluck.
*Abe drops down the hole and grabs the edge just in time and his loin cloth drops into the meat fan and gets sliced up.*
Toast: YAY HE IS DEAD, BOSS!!!!
Molluck: Uhhh yeah, Woot!
*They walk to the hole, look down, then the fan sucks them in and they get sliced up.*
Lorne: Oh no... we'll never get them out will we?
Abe: Nope... at least I didn't die!!
Lorne: You were supposed to you numbskull!!
Abe: Oops!
*Lorne walks to the hole and stands on Abe's fingers, Abe falls and dies.*
As Lorne starts laughing he gets sucked in too.*

Glukinator · #**104** 06-13-2006, 07:34 AM

(AE begining)
Abe: Whats that?
Mud: Don't ask me.
Abe: Where's that comming from.....Look out!
The FeCo train hits Abe and Abe is stuck to the front of it as it moves into Necrom.
Mud: Look! A bone!
Other mud: I think that's Abe's leg Bone.
Mud: Oh, uh Lorne, You better come see this......

Matriar · #**105** 06-13-2006, 07:36 AM

Fuzzleman54321 · #**106** 06-13-2006, 08:01 AM

Here is another one from Fuzzle:

AO: Good ending:

"No no no no! Please come on! no!" Abe cries,
Then, lightning hits the glukkon and his Cig flies and hits the slig. The slig trips and hits the lever. The lever snaps off and hits abe in the forehead, flying him into the wall and killing him. Then big face comes.

"Oops......................lorne?"

Jordan · #**107** 06-16-2006, 09:52 AM

I've got another one, this is where Abe and Munch have to herd the Meep in MO.
Abe: "The last Meep, Munch... AND IT'S IN!!"
Munch: "Finally! They've got it in for me!"
A Slog comes and bites Abe on the butt.
Abe: "YEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!"
Abe falls in the Meep crowd in the pen, he stands up and lets one rip.
Munch: "That's nasty!!"
The Meep go on a stampede and break through the gates and run away, they fall of the cliff and die.
Mudokon Shephard: "Uhhh... Abe? You're gonna have to pay for the gate, the Meep, and the nature's air! You stunk it up you schmuck!"

Mudoko_Jedi · #**108** 06-17-2006, 03:09 AM

Ive got one
MO were the vyker finds munch

munch-oooo
vyker comes down and walks towards him
much-O that was a bad idea mixing a drink last night.
vyker-you think thats bad try having a beer spiked with extasy then analy raped by humphry and then lorne rubing my arms out trying to get them right.

Bullet Magnet · #**109** 06-17-2006, 01:15 PM

"What's that?"
"Don't know that."
Rumbles grow louder.
"Where is that coming from?"
Abe suddenly lets out a long, loud fart. The rumbling stops.
"Er... Look out?"

Mudoko_Jedi · #**110** 06-17-2006, 09:44 PM

lol thar was way better than py stinkey one.

Primus inter pares · #**111** 06-18-2006, 07:02 AM

Here is mine:
In the movie where you see Munch getting his headport so instaed of the real movie start it is showing a E.R. serie inspired theme just not with the letters E.R. but with V.L. and you also see an intern defibrilating (giving elektroshock to the heart) to a fuzzle and the fuzzle begins to smoke.

Mudoko_Jedi · #**112** 06-18-2006, 08:20 PM

lol thats funny *clear, zap!! clear, zap! ARRR!! its bighting me get it of humphrey.

Bullet Magnet · #**113** 06-19-2006, 01:21 AM

And with that funky ER music going. The doors swing open and there is Humphrey Vykker straddling the gurney, pumping the heart of a fuzzle, with Interns pushing them through the emergency room. He miraculously brings the fuzzle round, hooks him up to the burner, and watches him fry. All in the name of a safer migraine supository, of course.

E'l Scrabino · #**114** 06-19-2006, 02:19 AM

Lol, that's a gud'n

Matriar · #**115** 06-25-2006, 08:25 AM

Abe's Exodus Intro:

"This is Necrum. Long ago, the mudokons brought their dead here. That was before the Glukkons started stealing our bones. They used mudokon slaves to do it. Blind ones that couldn't see. The Glukkons didn't want anyone to know what they were digging up. And... hey! Where are the mudokons?"
The studio is empty.
Lorne: "Right. Where are they? They have to rehearse this scene!"

There are voices outside: "We can't find the door to the studio...! Can somebody helps us?"

Jordan · #**116** 06-25-2006, 08:52 AM

Lmao that was funny Stranger's Maid!! Great blooper

Matriar · #**117** 06-25-2006, 09:09 PM

Thank you

Zerox · #**118** 06-26-2006, 02:46 AM

LOL. No ideas right now though.

magic9mushroom · #**119** 06-29-2006, 11:43 PM

FeeCo cut scene Abe's loincloth catches when he falls off.

Mega-mud! · #**120** 07-06-2006, 12:58 PM

Errrrrrrr..... here's one Abe is pulling the meat grinder levers and the meat grinder rip Abe's loin cloth off>>