Fan Fiction-Oddworld:End of the Odd

[Joe2Fat4Oddworld]

Here's a story I thought up a long time ago but I never had the guts to post it.I am going to make two other sequels if I can but only if you like this one.Here's to hoping!

Prologue:

It is said that after the last hero has risen and his moon reveals it self as the Red Moon of Final Chaos,the universe's balence will fall into the hands of oblivian and all will be lost,never to be recreated ever again.Each solution has its own punishment,continuing on as an unsolvable puzzle that not even the smartest mud can conqure or biggest Big Bro Slig can defeat.

It is the day that all the prophets have hidden away for centuries from the public.If the prophets had not let the heros rise they would have suffered the wrath of the glukkens and the Gods.It is too late now...the time is near.It is...the end of odd!
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NOTE:Bewere to all those who read my story...look out for crazy twists and turns+a surprise ending!I've been thinking a long time about this so please comment on the quality of the story.

[Havoc]

The concept sounds interesting. I'm wondering what the rest of the story will be like.

But if this is an Oddworld fan fic, why post it in Non Oddworld Artwork and literature?

[Joe2Fat4Oddworld]

Wait...what!I thought it was.So how do I move it?

[Havoc]

No sweat, I moved it for ya. Now get writing, you got me curious .

[Joe2Fat4Oddworld]

Uh...Havoc?

[Joe2Fat4Oddworld]

Chapter 1:The Meeting

A fire is burning bright in the middle of the quiet and peacful Shrub Forest but the discussion there could wake the dead.Big Face had told the rest of the Spiritual Guide Commity meet him there because no one outside the commity would here what they were talking about.The leader of the group was rubbing his sweaty paw in nervesness and anticipation.

"They were supposed to be here by now!"he whispers to him self.

A big bloom of light appears around him in the form of 6 portals.The rest of the commity members walk out of the portals(Shamto-vice pres. of group,Eelfre-topic adviser,Poltruf-group action planer,Sedme-local judge,Deltonon-script writter 1,and Kelse-script writter 2)

"It's about time!"says Big Face

"Hey,my wife just left me!You're lucky I even came!"grunts Sedme.

"This meeting is worth more than any relationship you've ever had."He replies.

"Heck, a cheese pizza is worth more than any relationship you've ever had!"snorts Deltonon.

"You a**hole!At least I had a wife you lousey script writter!"yells Sedme as he runs at Deltonon with a clenched fist.

"Hey,hey,hey!Stop it!Both of you!"Says Big Face as the rest of the group holds Sedme back.

After they all settle down and have their buns on the logs set in a circle.There is a long silence as Big Face tries to figure out how to tell them what he knows.

"Uh...maybe we should start from where we left off.Kelse,can you tell us what our topic of discussion was the last time we met?"asks Eelfre.The shy mud starts to stand up when the leader interupts him.

"No.We have no time for that."

"Well then why are we here?"Asks Poltruf.

"Do you guys remember the ancient phrophecy?"Big Face asks the group.

"There are alot of them.Which one."explains Sedme.

"The one that speaks of...the last hero."The group looks at each other in shock.

"You mean that...it-t's alm-most t-time?"studers Poltruf.

"Sadly,yes."replies Big Face.

"What do we do?"asks Poltruf worriedly

"We do what we always do...we tell the highest government officials."says Sedme calmly.

"The only problem with that is we are the highest government officials."Points out Daltonon.

Sedme swollows hard.Big Face stares into the fire in deep thought and then finally....

"Set up a barrer."he says.

Poltruf stares at the leader"Why.You think that is going to stop the end of the world?"

Everyone chuckles."No...we are going to tell them."Everyone looks at Big Face in terror.

"But they'll be rampaging through out oddworld!Our reinforcements won't be able to handle it!"Poltruf says in a hestarical tone.

"Don't you think I know that!Now go!"Big Face yells.Poltruf stares in shock,not budging."I said NOW!"he screams.

Poltruf chants and disappears.Thier stressed leader sighs.

Sedme leans torwards him and whispers"You can't do this."

"I know... but it's our only choice right now."he replies ready for sleep but he knew once the news was out no one would for a long time.
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I hope you liked it.I also hope you know that "them" replies to the people of oddworld.Please comment.

[Joe2Fat4Oddworld]

Chapter 2:Pandamonium

"Jack,what the hell is taking you so damn long?"Shouts Zek from outside the Tea and Oats shop.

"I'll be out in a minute so hold on Zek.And stop yelling!"I yell back from inside.

"So what 'cha gettin',Tea or oats?(mutters to himself)I never liked this damn store 'cause thats all they ever had!"says Zek sarcasticly.Jack finally walks out with a grocery bag.

"I got both and didn't mom AND me tell you to stop cussing?I know you may think you look cool but it's causing a bad scene."

"Oh that's a bunch of bull sh-"Zek was stopped by the glance of Cindae Capheria as she slowly walked past."Ddddaaaammmnn that's HOT!Too bad she's going out with that asshole Locs!"

"You mean that guy that beats the crap out of you at school?"scoffs Jack.

Zek put out his foot and tripped Jake onto the side walk.Then he picked me by the neck and slammmed into the wall.

"I'm gonna beat the crap out of YOU if you don't shut you're big fat..."suddunly the giant VMP(Visual Message Projector) came on that was on top of the main city sky scraper.

"This is M.O.M news coming to you live from the VMP station in Mudos.This is an emergancy broadcast and with us tonight is Pig the Slig!"the anounncer always made the same mistake and the time it took to get over it almost took up the whole broadcast.

A slig sitting on a chair yelled"You dumb ass!It's Pidge the Slig!You never get it right!You should be fired you pile of shi-"in the middle of his ranting the topic card was put in front of his neruologic scanner(in other words his eyes)"Too bad that you don't have photographic memory or (he puts his hand on a nob on his neurologic scanner.He turns it and a red horizontal light appears not too far away from his tenticles and move up and down in a scanning motion.) a thermal radar of a 1000 millowatts per a hundred square kelvins!And one bad-ass rip-rifle 2000000!"

Then the worthless mechanical slob searches back in his memory to what the card said

"Wait a ferinheit...NOOO!"the slig flies backward in his chair.His arm comes up onto the table then his head.

"This isn't possible!It's-it's...IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!"

I was too much in shock to mention that Zek had had his paw around my neck and I was with out air for ten minutes.He droped me and I fell to the ground caughing as everyone started screaming and running every where.

Suddunly the slig on the VMP stood up and said "And I feel fine!"

"Stupid slig!"I thought.I stood up too and looked at Zek who was still looking the other way."Zek?"I asked.

"Go home Jack."he said quietly.

"Wait...where are you going to go?"

"I'm going to get supplies...and loot some cool stuff."he said as though we weren't going to die any time soon.

"Hey,I want to come!"

"Well you can't!"

"Look,I may be your little brother but this is a bunch of shit!"I said with a tone much like my brothers.

"Mom needs help ...remember!"He looked back at me with a glare.

"The coin!"I thought.I nodded and took off.The coin was an acient airloom that everyone knew was worth millions of moolah and I knew if I didn't get home on the double someone would steel it!
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[Joe2Fat4Oddworld]

Uh......Havoc? Why are you not replying!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

[Abeguy]

I DON'T KNOW WHY HE ISN'T REPLYING!!!!
good story, you like your attention I see, Its a good start, who's the last hero I wonder, I want to know, keep writing!!!

and how could you have the guts to post it a long time ago if you didn't have a username back then?