An Apology to Britney Spears

Godlesswanderer · #1 02-04-2006, 08:52 PM

I've badmouthed your musical talents for years. I've threatened to gouge out my eyes rather than see the reality show you did.

I've said you were the worst thing that ever happened to music.

I was wrong.

In my defense, however, I had not yet seen this when I said all those things.

http://www.brainblog.de/movie/RosaHelikopter.wmv

used:) · #2 02-04-2006, 09:11 PM

Oh Holy jesus, what in the hell was that?

Seriously, what is this? The Icelandic version of the Olson twins? I think these people are out of their minds when they put patty cake mixed with a pro war image and pink all together. Oh good lord, good lord.

Dipstikk · #3 02-04-2006, 09:15 PM

Do I even want to know what they're saying?

LOOK OUT WORLD, IT'S THE PINK, PONY-LOVIN' GIRLY-GIRL BRIGADE!

Godlesswanderer · #4 02-04-2006, 09:28 PM

Apparently it's... (sorry about the caps, I copied it straight from a lyrics site and I'm ,ot going to uncapitalize it all.)

:

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
SKA JAG FLYGA HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG TILL DEJ VARJE DAG
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG GENOM STJÄRNORNA TILL DEJ

LIGGER VAKEN I MIN SÄNG
MITT I NATTEN OCH DRÖMMER OM DEJ
JAG HAR KÄNT ATT MINA DRÖMMAR SVIKER MEJ
LIGGER ENSAM I MITT R U M
BARA LÄNGTAR OCH TÄNKER PÅ DEJ
ÅH JAG VET VAD JAG VILL
JAG VILL UPP TILL HIMLEN EN GÅNG TILL

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
SKA JAG FLYGA HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG TILL DEJ VARJE DAG
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG GENOM STJÄRNORNA TILL DEJ

KOMMER TIDIGT TILL PLUGGET
LIKA BRA NÄR MAN KÄNNER SÅ HÄR
FÖR JAG VILLE BARA SE OM DU REDAN VA DÄR
NÄR VI HADE GEOGRAFI
JA DÅ SATT DU OCH VÄNTA PÅ MEJ
ÅH JAG VET VAD JAG VILL
FÖR JAG VILL UPP TILL HIMLEN EN GÅNG TILL

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
SKA JAG FLYGA HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG TILL DEJ VARJE DAG
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG GENOM STJÄRNORNA TILL DEJ

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JAG SKA FLYGA HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JAG SKA FLYGA HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ

Or in English...

:

in a pink helicopter
will I fly home to you
in a pink helicopter
yeah then I fly to you every day
in a pink helicopter
all the way home to you
in a pink helicopter
yeah then I fly through the stars to you

laying awake in my bed
middle of the night and dreaming of you
I have felt that my dreams fail me
laying alone in my room
just longing and thinking of you
I know what I want
I want up to heaven one more time

in a pink helicopter
will I fly home to you
in a pink helicopter
yeah then I fly to you every day
in a pink helicopter
all the way home to you
in a pink helicopter
yeah then I fly through the stars to you

come early to school
just as good when we feel like this
for I only wanted to see if you were already there
when we had geography
yeah then you sat and waited for me
I know what I want
for I want up to heaven one more time

in a pink helicopter
will I fly home to you
in a pink helicopter
yeah then I fly to you every day
in a pink helicopter
all the way home to you
in a pink helicopter
yeah then I fly through the stars to you

in a pink helicopter
I will fly all the way home to you
in a pink helicopter
I will fly all the way home to you

I can't actually speak Swedish, I've just copied it all from a lyrics website

.

Steefie · #5 02-04-2006, 11:42 PM

Oh no... not... PINK! *ralphs on the floor*

However, wha' makes Britany Spears still just as... putrid, is tha' we c'n understand her lyrics... ('cause she speaks english)

An' are her boobies fake, or are they real? I 'eard she got implants for 'er birthday was all.

But dang... those chicks in tha' clip need a bullet in their 'eads. It'd make the wolrd a better place.

OANST · #6 02-05-2006, 08:59 AM

Damn you, godlesswanderer. My brain will be forever seared from just the glance I took at that translation. Damn you. Damn you to hell.

Dark Elite_H2 · #7 02-05-2006, 09:21 AM

Bah...it won't play fer me.
But 'ey. It might be god, savin' me frm my mental health...

Cullen Heath · #8 02-05-2006, 09:38 AM

I can't play it for some reason.
Will someone be willing to tell me what happens in the video?

Slig outlaw · #9 02-05-2006, 10:02 AM

What the hell was that and what in the world were they singing

used:) · #10 02-05-2006, 12:56 PM

Duh, look up through the thread and you'll find your answer. And, if I am not mistaken, it is to the best of my knowledge, and without any ego, I believe it is a music video.

***Nate*** · #11 02-05-2006, 02:46 PM

Well it's certainly a video. Whether it counts as music is a different issue.

Godlesswanderer · #12 02-05-2006, 06:49 PM

It seems it's been removed I hope you guys enjoyed it while it lasted

.

Ummm... I seem to have found something even more disturbing...

http://media.putfile.com/Rosa-Helikopter

I think he's retarded...

Or it could be a failed attempt at being the next Numa Numa Kid.

Edit:

Actually it seems it's still there. It was just removed for a little bit but it's back now.

oddveteran93 · #13 02-05-2006, 09:09 PM

Pink helicopters? ugh... when will people learn?

Coolmanbizkit · #14 02-06-2006, 02:10 PM

:

I think he's retarded...

That, My friend. Is called a seizure.
(Or However its spelled).

Majic · #15 02-06-2006, 06:16 PM

It's not really that bad if you minimize the window. Hell, there's a part in all of us that loves cheesy euro-dance and j pop type music

used:) · #16 02-06-2006, 08:24 PM

I was actually about to say something like that. Even though at first glance it seems pretty damn stupid, it is a rather cute song and those girls are the key ingredient in the final solution (hell, they do look aryan). And when they play patty cake, ohhhh so sweetums.

Dino · #17 02-06-2006, 09:16 PM

If by posting this to the forum you turn this video into a cult following, I swear to god I'll make vague, internet death threats toward you.

Ninjaxe · #18 02-15-2006, 02:22 AM

Three words

Scared for life!

This video is really disturbing and destroy her image already. but why are you sorry if you dont like her>>>

Godlesswanderer · #19 02-15-2006, 06:02 AM

I have a theory that most people that listen to it secretly like it but they just don't want to tell anyone. I don't really have any proof of this except even though everyone hates it, it sure is played a lot on EVE-Radio (EVE-Online internet radio station).

Smell · #20 02-15-2006, 06:12 AM

That's quite scary. It's like, 2 mini Britney Spears.

Abeguy · #21 02-20-2006, 09:36 PM

NUMA NUMA ROCKS
but anyway, from what I've heard you guys say, I don't want to see rosa helikoptr

Dancing Steef · #22 02-21-2006, 02:52 AM

:

NUMA NUMA ROCKS
but anyway, from what I've heard you guys say, I don't want to see rosa helikoptr

yea, Numa numa do rox

but I agree with ya guys this "rosa helikopter" or "pink helicopter" as you say... that song do suck. I mean even if I'm a Swed doesn't mean that I like Brittneys songs - I dislike 'em

once I heard that song on the radio in the bus then I couldn't get rid of it tsktsktsk...

I completely agree with Abeguy I don't wanna see that either.

~DS~