These are the types of people that I hope die from some venerial disease.

Dipstikk · #1 02-11-2006, 12:00 AM

Yeah, this joke never gets old. This group of girls at the mall, they can't be more than late middleschoolers, they have their friend come over to me.

Now I'm drawing, and Sparkle Princess comes over and says, "My friend likes you." Not a second later, I hear laughing. I look at Sparkle's friends, and they're having a group giggle at my expense.

Yep, nothing makes a guy feel better than to be reminded that he doesn't have a chance in the world of being in an intimate relationship. Dropping a metaphorical train on people's emotions is the peak of entertainment for you f*ckers, inn'it?

-If your friend likes me, she should tell me herself. Sending a messenger is a dead giveaway.

-It doesn't help to giggle tell your personal Hermes to "stop iiiit." Okay, now I KNOW you're lying, and here you've just killed me.

So great, my self-worth takes another kick to the groin, but that's okay, because you sadistic little sprinklebunnies had a good laugh. I mean, that's why I'm here, to make you laugh. It's not like I might have feelings or anything, oh goodness no. And it's all in good fun, I mean it's not like anyone's getting hurt.

Go die in a Gap somewhere, thanks.

***Xavier*** · #2 02-11-2006, 12:12 AM

cruel lil bastards... I think that's all what I have to say

I realy hate this kind of behavior where you hurt someone you don't know mentally just to make fun of him.

oddveteran93 · #3 02-11-2006, 12:41 AM

You rule Dipstikk!! Stick it to the man...or in this case woman. This happened to me to me on Friday. I said to them what I say to everyone who does that. Piss off ya sluts!!

Fuzzle Guy · #4 02-11-2006, 01:42 AM

One day you'll say "Piss off ya sluts!" And they really will like you

I really hate this. It happens to all of us and it's not nice. But theres a girl who is a really good actor, and I never know weather to believe her or not.

LoboDiabloLoneWolf · #5 02-11-2006, 03:19 AM

Awwwww, that's so mean.

Poor guys. *hugs everyone* Well all us here at the forums adora ya Dipstikk and all you guys too. *more hugs* I love you all.

*mutters about rotten, evil chicks*

Scrab Watcher · #6 02-11-2006, 04:50 AM

Aw. Poor Dipstikk. *also hugs* Trust me though, it's nothing personal and they're just being immature yobs entertaining themselves by embarrasing eachother. They're not trying to stomp your feelings, they're being undeniably self-centred. Hmm.

I go to an all-girls school and such have met people like this. As a rule, it's not done to embarass the lad (who usually hasn't done anything other than mind his own business), but to embarass the friend who supposedly 'likes' said lad. I do wish people would stop doing stupid things like that. Annoys me to no end. Since when have people needed to embarass others to get a laugh? Pay no attention to them. They're obviously not very bright or worthy of your acknowledgment and all need to get lives.

Anyway, real life has nothing on crazy forum people such as us, and we love you.

Dark Elite_H2 · #7 02-11-2006, 08:30 AM

It kind'a happened to me as well, but I can't remember how it went. It was like, in the 5th grade 'r somethin'...
But boys can be insensitive to girls like me...loner girls, like me...
Why can't they just say it if they really feel like it instead of laughing in our/my demise?

And may I ask what a venerial dieseas is?

Kimon · #8 02-11-2006, 12:33 PM

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And may I ask what a venerial dieseas is?

*Shakes head*

Google, my dear lady.

Anyways, Dipstikk, it just sounds like the average group of vapid ****sticks. Nothing you can really do to avoid them, but there are ways to retaliate (non-violent, unless you think you can get away with it). I must know, how did you react to these girls? When you just say something like, "Word." and keep drawing, they usually get a dumb expression on their faces. If so, you win.

Havoc · #9 02-11-2006, 01:14 PM

Ya know what I'd do? If some chick came up to me and said; 'My friend likes you', then I'd just ask for that friends phone number like:
'Hmkay, gimme her phonenumber and I'l give her a call, or you could just tell her to get her ugly ass over here so I can tell her in her face that; I'M NOT INTERESTED!!!'

And then if she does give her phonenumber, make a sticker out of it and put it in every guys restroom you can find.

Dark Elite_H2 · #10 02-11-2006, 02:26 PM

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*Shakes head*

Google, my dear lady.

Ugh...sometimes, I wish I had never asked Jeeves...

Good idea not to say it out loud Kimon. I give you triple kudos...

***Nate*** · #11 02-11-2006, 02:44 PM

Yeah, I hate it when people lead you on like that. I'd tell you of my own experiences but I've been told off for being too emo.

Slig outlaw · #12 02-11-2006, 02:55 PM

Bravo Dipstikk bravo.

AquaticAmbi · #13 02-11-2006, 05:56 PM

Wait, wait...

It may not have been a joke. No, really! When I was at that age, I did the same exact thing at the mall when I thought some random boy was cute. I'd tell a friend to go tell him, but then to make it not obvious that I was pathetic enough to need a friend to do it for me, I'd pretend to be annoyed at her in front of the guy. The whole "stop iiiit" thing. But if she was flat out saying "no, I don't!" between "stop it"s, then it probably was a joke.

Maybe your self-esteem is just low, so you automatically just assumed it was a joke? It happens.

Anyway, I do love the names you termed them (if they were joking). "Sparkle" and "sprinklebunnies."

Dino · #14 02-11-2006, 07:02 PM

Young American females (of the ditzy, dropout, paris hiltonesque variety) tend to annoy me anyway, there's something about the shrill female voice mixed with that annoying, nasal accent they have. But young American females in the mall, in a girly group, plus all their stupidity AND the accent really pisses me off.

Dipstikk may be whining enough to've annoyed me in normal circumstances, but these brats annoy me so much that I don't even CARE - I side with him completely, I hope they all die.

You know most of these girls have no job prospects whatsoever. They marry some guy and spend the rest of their worthless lives as a housewife. What good is that in a modern world? It's stagnation of the species, that's what it is.

Dipstikk · #15 02-11-2006, 09:58 PM

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Dipstikk may be whining enough to've annoyed me in normal circumstances, but these brats annoy me so much that I don't even CARE - I side with him completely, I hope they all die.

Uh, when have I ever whined? I thought I was the guy who yelled at people.

WHO SWITCHED ROLES WITH ME?!

outlaw king · #16 02-11-2006, 10:28 PM

awwwwwwwww dipstikk , I feel your pain . I ended up winning however . She was like " would you go out with me? " so i waited a few days to think , then i went up to her with my little " group " with me , and then she laughed at me and said she was joking . I paused for a while , then jumped for joy , and brought lemon lime and bitters for all my friends. Then she asked me out for real! I kindly declined however.
Dont let it get to ya buddy , there just 3 year old sluts that have nothing to do than amuse themselves with cheap jokes cos their social outcasts!

Adder · #17 02-12-2006, 03:09 AM

Dipstikk, the more you realise that they aren't people (but mearly cloned personalities of a group steriotype to "fit in") the less you'll care about any attempt by them to impact your life.

Trust me, people who are not persons {since they cannot act like a person, but only like another group of people around them} do not register on my "give a damn" meter.

SeaRex · #18 02-12-2006, 12:02 PM

You missed a perfect opportunity to punch someone in the ovaries.

Way to drop the ball, Dippy.

Dipstikk · #19 02-12-2006, 05:52 PM

Hey, I WAS gonna eat the smaller one. But with the law, and cannibalism being a social taboo and everything.

salty pretzils · #20 02-14-2006, 06:03 AM

Ack, I hate girls like that (and this is coming from a lairy lesbo :P ). I mean...they're just so dumb. Their vocab seems to stretch from 'ooooohmigod' to 'take me, I'm yours'. But it's not just America--you should see some of them here in jolly old England. It'd be embarassing if it weren't so pathetic.

Anyways, Dipstikk, sorry dude. They're just binoches.

outlaw king · #21 02-14-2006, 09:48 AM

I say you hunt them down , and do a texasw chainsaw massacre on their ass

Rex Tirano · #22 02-14-2006, 09:58 AM

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'ooooohmigod' to 'take me, I'm yours'

Sounds like your local Trolley.

I slightly agree with Ambi. Up untill about a year and a half ago, that's how I used to tell people I liked them. Or my friends would take it upon themselves to tell the person even when I didn't want them to.

But yeah. Biatches.

- Rexy

outlaw king · #23 02-14-2006, 10:01 AM

Biatches Biatches Biatches!!!! People like that need to be drawn by a horse over 3 miles of solid jagged rock! * chuckles evily * , theyd look like a peeled banana , except with more blood of course.

Dino · #24 02-14-2006, 02:31 PM

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Hey, I WAS gonna eat the smaller one. But with the law, and cannibalism being a social taboo and everything.

In Japan if you eat people you become a celebrity.

Or was that China?

Damn them for all looking the same. (/racism)

Mojo · #25 02-16-2006, 01:24 AM

Hmm, I always thought those "mini-hiltons" were funny. Dressing up like that. And besides, they can be yummy too. Covered in hot-sauce and with a side of fries, that is...

Anyways, we have 'em here too. I just tend to ignore them.