The more cats you have the worse they are.
1 cat: Optimum house cat level. Prefer a male cat in this instance, but whatever.
2-4: We're creeping dangerously into the dreaded "Too many mothereffing cats!" state.
5-7: My patience is frayed with these cats and their allergens, preposterous demands of affection when I'm doing something else.
8+: Danger, Will Robinson! Anything at or beyond 8 catwise is insanity. The constant refilling of dishes, litter box emptying, in-fighting, and screwing makes this totally unacceptable.
And no, I'm not a "dog person", either.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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