HA! Fooled you. Admit it, you were all like, "Matt, please don't leave us!"
Suckers.
Nah, but seriously, mom and I are taking a trip to Oregon to meet with my aunt Dianne and my mom's other relatives. We're leaving really early, so I might not be here to check on you guys until I get there, or even until I get back, which will be in a week from tommorow.
So be good while I'm gone, or I will know. Kimon, I'll need you to make a list of everything that went on in my absence, preferrably bad or stupid situations, so I can bitch about them accordingly.
And Leto... GEDDOFF TA INTURNETZ.
See ya when I see ya.