The (Toatally Legit) Spam Thread -

used:) · #31 12-08-2005, 02:08 PM

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I live in the Rockies, and as you can imagine, it gets enormously cold in the winter. Right now it's -15F, and I decided to get some sleeping bags out of the trunk of the car. I live in an apartment, so It's a little longer than your average walk to the car. Being the idiot I am, I brought neither a coat nor gloves, as I would soon regret. Halfway to the car the snot in my nose started to freeze. By the time I got to the car my hands were numb. I opened the trunk, got the very cold sleeping bags (which made my hands more numb), and walked back to he house. On the way back I dropped the car key in the snow. While searching for it I slipped on some ice and hit my head on the sidewalk. (I'm pertty clumsy) Now not only did I have a frozen nose and fingers, but my entire body was very, very cold, I had a throbbing head, and I still had to find the car key. I dug in the snow (which made my fingers colder still, but I hardly noticed due to the fact that I couldn't feel them anymore) and eventually found the key. I got back home (obviously) and I'm afraid to take my left hand out of my pocket because I may need to cut it off. Long story short- stay inside when it's -15F outside.

Sounds like one big fat lie to me.

Wolfchaser · #32 12-08-2005, 02:36 PM

Scerw you. I quit.

metroixer · #33 12-08-2005, 02:39 PM

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screw you. I quit.

Corrected mate. So what are you gonna leave the forums or whatnot?

Havoc · #34 12-08-2005, 03:03 PM

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Scerw you. I quit.

*Throws suitcase after Wolfchaser* BUHBYE!

metroixer · #35 12-09-2005, 02:03 PM

Well since this topic is still open I should make the best of it. Anyway I have an announcement. I have a cold from satan himself.

Everytime I cough,sneeze something goes horribly wrong. Like we were singing Xmas carals (by we I mean little kids). I cough and the music stops and goes all messed up....So well yea I have an evil cold nuff said.

CheeseOfGlory · #36 12-09-2005, 02:15 PM

I think it's a sign from god, you need chicken nuggets

Oddish · #37 12-09-2005, 02:23 PM

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*Throws suitcase after Wolfchaser*

*stands in the way and gets hit*

It's funny how people leave just like that:

*clicks fingers*

*finger bones snapts*

Ow...

used:) · #38 12-09-2005, 02:30 PM

Bah, if he's going to be a pussie like that then he obviously isn't worthy of our forum.

Leto · #39 12-09-2005, 06:19 PM

Scerw you all! You just don't understand me!

metroixer · #40 12-10-2005, 07:11 AM

yea scerw you to SM. Yea our scerwiness can not underasand how your scerwy feelings of scerw are.